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* ''[[The Teletubbies]]'': The purple one with the triangle and handbag is obviously proof that the evil gay liberals are forcing their godless agenda on our innocent children.
** He also wore a skirt at times that the other male refused to wear (strangely, it seems this was never brought up by either side).
* Parody sites like Christ Wire play with this a lot. For example, in their analysis of ''[[Glee]]'', they accuse the straight Glee club teacher of turning kids into homosexuals because he dances and sings a lot, and they also criticize it for encouraging kids to "have fun in the arts" instead of pursuing "real" careers. They skip over all the show's much more obvious attacks on the Christian
** [[Deadpool|We know that's not true]].
* Legendary ''[[Firefly]]'' hater "Allecto" picked apart just about every action and line of dialogue in the series in an effort to expose what she saw as [[Joss Whedon]]'s hatred of women. [[Hate Dumb|As far as she was concerned]], the show was Whedon's manifesto of how he thought women should be abused by men.
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=== Music ===
* Parodied with the Worm Quartet's song (link hilarious but [[NSFW]]) "[http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=75 What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like]", allegedly "the most evil song ever recorded", which consists entirely of commands exhorting the listener to perform all sorts of misdeeds from raping their mothers to [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|drinking milk straight from the jug]], accompanied by a crowd chant of: "'''SEX! DRUGS! SATAN!'''"
* According to some conspiracy theorists, [[Contractual Purity|trying to grow out of your innocent child star image]] is proof that the Satanic media is using you to lure innocent children away from their own purity and innocence. For example, [[Britney Spears]]' ''entire life'' was a
* The [[wikipedia:Tritone#Historical uses|Tritone]]. Because it's dissonant, it must be the devil!
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*** Ironically, this almost works for the Finnish name for Santa Claus, which is "Joulupukki" and means, seemingly nonsensically, "Christmas (Male) Goat". This comes from a goat St. Nicholas was said to walk around on a leash, which really represented the devil, specifically his having bound it and made it harmless. This is not so much satanic as people having forgotten what the symbolism originally meant.
** Wait, if Santa is really Satan and "santa" simply means "saint"...[[Insane Troll Logic|then that means every saint ever is really just Satan in disguise!]] [[Conspiracy Theory|It all makes sense now...]]
** One common theory is that the myth of Santa Claus was fabricated by the devil to dispel faith in God, IE, when children discover that Santa Claus is not real, they will become more likely to [[If Jesus, Then Aliens|apply this same logic to God as well]], thus
** For this reason, even metals aren't immune. Nickel comes from the German ''Kupfernickel'', "Old Nick's copper".
* There is one video by Muslim extremists that claim that Pepsi is pro-Israel. Why? Because Pepsi is an obvious acronym for Pay Every Penny to Save Israel.
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*** Fortunately, few of them can read Arabic.
* [http://vigilantcitizen.com/ Vigilant Citizen]. A website devoted to finding all of the [[The Illuminati|Illuminati]]/[[Ancient Conspiracy|Masonic]] symbolism and [[Brainwashed|brainwashing]] in the pop culture world, from ''[[Sherlock Holmes (film)|Sherlock Holmes]]'' and [[Disney]] to [[Lady Gaga]] and [[Beyonce]]. There is a swelling undercurrent of believers who have congregated to [[YouTube]] to warn of the evils of music videos, children's programming and everything else in popular culture. The amount of reaching (and "research") is scarily staggering. See: the 5 part series on the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqYfYSRZZk possession of Beyonce], the 11 part series on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgUTQYEIas Jay-Z's "Satanic Connections"], and the 21(!) part series on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEkANn1IBaQ Rihanna's "Umbrella" video]. This site, and others like it, hasn't gone unnoticed among the celebrities targeted; [[Lady Gaga]] is to the point where she is milking it for all it's worth, and [[Jay-Z]]'s [[Take That|response]] was the brilliant and darkly artistic video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1RChZk1EU "On to the Next One."]
* The Beltway Sniper caused fear and panic through out Washington. Before he was caught, an investigation of one of his nests turned up a tarot card which had the words "I am God" written on it in marker. Despite the many theological or philosophical, or cultural possibilities given from the choice of card and words, the media declared that it was clearly a [[New Media Are Evil|crazed video gamer.]] Why? Because "I am God" is clearly a reference to "God mode" a term in video games for a cheat that makes you invincible. This leads to the obvious
* ''[[Conservapedia]]'', although it's more like Everyone Is Liberal In Washington, DC.
* [[Metapedia]] is this for white supremacists. "Anti-Racism" redirects to "Anti-White Movement."
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=== Tabletop Games ===
* ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''
* This has caused other game companies (like ''[[Rifts]]'' publisher Palladium Books) to place a disclaimer in all their books stating that their books are works of fiction and they don't condone the supernatural or occultism.
* Worth mentioning is the ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'' [[Hate Dumb]]. It has been associated with everything from pagan rituals to tarot cards.
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=== Video Games ===
* ''[[Pokémon]]''
** Arabic countries [[Banned in China|banned the game]] due to it containing a six-pointed
** Don't forget the flap over [http://pokegym.net/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=45060 Koga's Ninja Trick], which shows a manji. What's so bad about a manji? Well, it looks an awful lot like a [[Those Wacky Nazis|swastika]]. Some people who [[Did Not Do the Research]] thought it meant ''Pokemon'' was encouraging Nazism, because after all, Japan and Germany are joined at the hip.
** A few distinct Pokemon have been subject to criticism from paranoid watchers. The Pokemon Houndoom has been accused of representing Satanism, since it is characterized as a demon dog with horns and a barbed tail.
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=== Western Animation ===
* ''[[Care Bears]]''. One particularly ridiculous example is when the movie was accused of promoting the occult because a character used magic from a talking spellbook. You'd think the fact that ''the spellbook was the villain'' would have given them a clue, but apparently not.
* ''[[Rainbow Brite]]''
** Texe Marrs really lives and dies by this trope. In ''Circle of Intrigue'', Texe quotes Hermes Trismegistus as saying "God is a circle." He then reasons that, since, of course, Hermes was obviously a Satanist, Hermes's god is Satan. Therefore, by his logic, ''anything'' that uses a circle as a symbol is Satanic. He then goes on to list examples of things that have circles in their logos, coats of arms, or general shape.
* ''[[The Year Without a Santa Claus]]''
* Some broadcasters worry about showing the 1942 Academy Award-winning Disney cartoon ''[[Der Fuehrer's Face|Der Fuehrers Face]]'' because [[No Swastikas|it is rife with swastikas and other Nazi imagery]]. NOTE: The cartoon is ''anti-Nazi'', and has to show such things precisely so it can condemn them. But, [[Poe's Law|you know...]]
* Parodic (if eerily realistic-looking) complaints about ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' can be found; the usual themes are that the show is anti-Christian because it includes magic, shows animals as sapient when only humans are made in the image of God, and the fact that [[Insane Troll Logic|the name of the show's producer is]] Lauren ''[[Faust]]'', so [[Insane Troll Logic|she obviously must have a Satanic agenda]]. A good example is [http://shelleytherepublican.com/2012/01/28/my-little-pony-friendship-is-satanic.aspx here].
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