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{{quote|'''Gordon:''' I don't understand! Why is everyone trying to kill me? I'm awesome! [[Completely Missing the Point|Are you all jealous!?]]
| ''[[Freeman's Mind]]'', when Gordon tries to figure out why [[Fiery Coverup|the army is trying to kill him.]]}}
{{quote|'''Yugi:''' It's as though nature itself is just randomly trying to kill us!
'''Tristan:''' [[M. Night Shyamalan]] was right!
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''}}
{{quote|In Nintendo you control a little man who runs around the screen trying to stay alive while numerous powerful and inexplicably hostile forces try to kill him. It's a lot like New York.
|'''Dave Barry'''}}
{{quote|The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
|'''GlaDOS,''' ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]''}}
{{quote|Let's worry about more important matters, like why does the fire department want you dead?
|'''Mike Fireball''' in [http://progressiveboink.com/archive/simpsonsarcade.html his article] about ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' arcade game}}
{{quote|"R.I.P Player, killed by elementary physics"
|One of many ''[[Nethack]]'' death messages.}}
{{quote|'''Abner:''' She used to be run by a dwarf named Kurtz, but he was killed by some bad clams.
'''Krosp:''' Clams?
'''Abner:''' Yes, they had axes.
|''[[Girl Genius]]''}}
{{quote|'''Othar Tryggvassen:''' Ha! It'll take more than being tied to a lit keg of explosives and tossed into a pit of acid filled with mutant, acid-resistant flying piranhas equipped with flame throwers and battle-axes while mechanical, missile-launching morris dancers armed with liquid nitrogen harpoon guns are overhead, riding giant, rabid killer bees with side mounted death rays to kill '''Othar Tryggvassen'''!
'''Ferretina:''' Whoops! Silly me, I forgot to turn the ''lightning generators'' on!
'''Othar:''' Er, not a ''whole lot'' more, I'll admit...
|Turning the above [[Up to Eleven]], ''[[Girl Genius]]''}}
{{quote|'''Zola "Heterodyne":'''
'''Mook 1:''' Are you ''trying'' to frighten us?
'''Zola:''' ''[[Properly Paranoid|Yes!]]'' This place is dangerous, twisted, and worst of all--
'''Mook 2:''' Hey, a gold piece! Aaaaaaaa.....
'''Zola:''' It likes to think it has a ''sense of humor''.
|''[[Girl Genius]]'' [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date{{=}}20070725 25 Jul 2007]-- inside the [[Malevolent Architecture|Castle Heterodyne]] }}
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about the 40 hours I can't get back
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|'''Daenyathos- "The Reliquerae Tactica"''', ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}}
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Everything out there is trying to kill you, soldier. If you figure that out quickly enough, you might live long enough to pass it on to [[Red Shirt Army|the next batch of fresh casualities-to-be]].
|'''Private Mercio Grant''', ''[[Warhammer 40000|Only War]] - Enemies of the Imperium'' }}
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|'''[[Watership Down]]'''}}
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|'''Mrs. Lift,''' ''[[Throw Momma from the Train]]''}}
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|'''[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article95.htm Celebrating 30+ Years of Stupid Monsters: Part Two]'''}}
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|'''[http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x{{=}}mtg/daily/stf/69 Zurdi, goblin shortcutter]'''}}
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|'''Col. Miles Quaritch''', ''[[Avatar (film)|Avatar]]''}}
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|'''Angel of the LORD''' to '''Hagar''' about '''Ishmael''', ''[[The Bible]]'', Genesis 16:12 (New International Version)}}
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|'''Lava Blob [[Monster Compendium|description]]''', ''[[MARDEK]] Chapter III''}}
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This clock, that tree
All have a great potential for harming me
I bet that you think
You could never get hurt
By a box of raisins or a flannel shirt!
|'''Wade Duck''', ''[[Garfield and Friends]]''}}
{{quote|'''Scott:''' Look out for that truck. It'll kill you.
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'''Scott:''' Look out for that dog. It'll kill you.
'''Missy:''' Is there anything in this game that can't kill you?
'''Scott:''' Not that I've found. Look out for that shrub.
|[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2009/11/15/how-to-play-video-games-together.html Scott and Missy playing a video game together,] ''[[Basic Instructions]]''.}}
{{quote|''"[[My Little Pony|Dream Valley]] is constantly out to kill you. It's like [[Australian Wildlife|Australia]], [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Sunnydale]] and [[Ravenloft]] met at an orgy, and spawned this abberation, then woke up in the morning and freaked out when they realized [[The Care Bears|Care-A-Lot]] and [[Princess Classic|Disneyland]] had also participated."''|'''[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?p=11448858#post11448858 Where I Watch: My Little Pony]''', post #72}}▼
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{{quote|"When I was a kid we played games where we had one life and every bird, insect and blade of grass was trying to murder you."|'''Yahtzee,''' [[Zero Punctuation]]}}▼
|'''[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?p{{=}}11448858#post11448858 Where I Watch: My Little Pony]''', post #72}}
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{{quote|''[[Through the Eyes of Madness|Deadly poison nerve gas smoke was sprayed at me from CIGARS, CIGARETTES and even from BALL-POINT PENS also from the WIG of a woman sitting next to me, even the Swiss cheese-type ice cubes were evaporating into poison nerve gas smoke in all of the "free" drinks!]]''|[[Francis E. Dec]], [http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/toalljudges.htm "To all Judges!"]}}▼
|'''Yahtzee,''' [[Zero Punctuation]]}}
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{{quote|"''You better pay attention or this world you love so much''▼
|[[Francis E. Dec]], [http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/toalljudges.htm "To all Judges!"]}}
''Might just kill you."''|''[[Monk]]'' theme song}}▼
{{quote|''"So you're walking through Hill Valley and every single thing you can imagine is out to kill you. Bullies, hoola-hoop girl, killer bees, and guys [[Sheet of Glass|holding glass windows?]]...I never knew a hoola-hoop girl could be so deadly! Why does she want to kill Marty, anyway?...What are those guys doing with that window, anyway? And why are all these giant bees coming out! Give me a break! And what the fuck is Marty doing when he gets killed? It looks like he's having some kind of a seizure! I mean, I guess I'd have a seizure too if there were bees and hoola-hoop girls coming at me! I mean, just leave me alone! I'm trying to collect '''[[It Makes Sense in Context|clocks!"]]'''''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''', in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y306cWw98a4 his review] of the ''[[Back to The Future]]'' game.}}▼
Might just kill you.
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{{quote|"''Everything imaginable wants you dead. Even water faucets coming out of trees. Even the hands of a clock can kill you.''"|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' on ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]'' for the [[SNES]]}}▼
|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''', in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}y306cWw98a4 his review] of the ''[[Back to The Future]]'' game.}}
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|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' on ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]'' for the [[SNES]]}}
{{quote|This brings up the first issue I have with D&D: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. Nothing can be trusted. If [[Killer Game Master|the game master wants to kill you]], you're dead.
|Head Injury Theater, [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF VERY STUPID MONSTERS.]}}
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