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|'''Mrs. Lift,''' ''[[Throw Momma from the Train]]''}}
 
{{quote|This brings up the first issue I have with D&D: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. Nothing can be trusted. If [[Killer Game Master|the game master wants to kill you]], you're dead.
|Head Injury Theater, [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm CELEBRATINGCelebrating 30 YEARSYears OFof VERYVery STUPIDStupid MONSTERSMonsters.]}}
{{quote|Because if [[Dungeons and Dragons|D&D]] has taught me anything, it has taught me that my laundry is just waiting to stab me in the face whenever I let my guard down.
|'''[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article95.htm Celebrating 30+ Years of Stupid Monsters: Part Two]'''}}
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{{quote|Everything imaginable wants you dead. Even water faucets coming out of trees. Even the hands of a clock can kill you.
|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' on ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]'' for the [[SNES]]}}
 
{{quote|This brings up the first issue I have with D&D: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. Nothing can be trusted. If [[Killer Game Master|the game master wants to kill you]], you're dead.
|Head Injury Theater, [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF VERY STUPID MONSTERS.]}}
 
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