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{{quote|'''Spoony:''' And why is everyone so eager to buy into the stereotype of the greedy evil monolithic corporation just because this is a [[Cyberpunk]] action movie set in [[Bad Future|a dystopian future?]] It's not as if their CEO is ''clearly'' [[Corrupt Corporate Executive|a suspicious shifty-eyed weasly money-grubbing douchebag]].
'''David Blake:''' [[Evil Laugh|WHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !]]
'''Spoony:''' So, yeah, this is gonna be a long movie... ''([[I Need a Freaking Drink|unscrews rum bottle]])''
|'''[[The Spoony Experiment]] One''' [http://blip.tv/the-spoony-experiment/highlander-2-the-quickening-review-part-1-3670720 reviews] ''[[Highlander II the Quickening]]''}}
Welcome to '''Evil, Inc.''' We have many departments, including manufacturing weapons of mass destruction, genetically modifying orphan children to create super villains, and producing herbal soups made of weed. Chances are, you've heard of us, considering we are a publicly traded company with thousands of branches across the globe, as well as a few secret labs cleverly disguised as bakeries. Oh, and don't try to stop us, because chances are that you work for us. Have a nice day!
Evil Inc. is the standard [[Lex Luthor]] back-up plan: Create a front that, in case anything goes wrong, gives you the perfect alibi as well as the resources to start again. They will be one of three types:
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