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Line 4: {{quote\|When [[Mary Sue\|Dally Darkblood]], a [[Our Vampires Are Different\|vampire]] [[Harry Potter\|Ravenclaw]], goes to [[Harry Potter\|Hogwarts]], with her best [[Rouge Angles of Satin\|fren]], [[Twilight (novel)\|Edward Cullen]], and then [[Yu Yu Hakusho\|Hiei]], [[It Got Worse\|things began to get]] intresting. [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Shadow the]] [[Rouge Angles of Satin\|Hegehog]] comes and then [[Harry Potter\|Dumbleddore]] [[Ron the Death Eater\|turns out to be not so good after]] [[Best Beer Ever\|ale]]. With the [[Rouge Angles of Satin\|asstence]] of close friends and family and a [[A Wizard Did It\|lil wizard magic]], [[Blatant Lies\|Hogwarts will be]] [[Rouge Angles of Satin\|sale fo]] [[Blatant Lies\|the students once more...]]\|Dallas Philpott, "[[Rouge Angles of Satin\|introdiction]] to the story"}} The above summary does not even begin to capture the pure [[Mind Screw]] that is '''''Face The Strange''''' (or, as it is spelled officially, "''FaCe ThE StRaNgE"''), a [[Troll Fic]] written in an attempt to write the worst [[Fanfic]] ever. [[Mary Sue\|Dally Darkblood]] is a young lady who happens to be [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot\|both a vampire and a witch]]. She is invited to go to [[Harry Potter\|Hogwarts]] along with a certain young man named [[Twilight (novel)\|Edward Cullen]] who has been having some issues with his girlfriend [[Romantic False Lead\|Bella Swan]]. On the train, they happen to run into [[Yu Yu Hakusho\|Hiei]], who is selling candy to pay for his trip to Hogwarts and [[Possession Sue\|hits on Dally a few times]]. They also encounter [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Shadow]], the [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight\|anthropomorphic hedgehog]]. When they actually get into Hogwarts, Dally and Hiei decide to get it on and use magic to turn their bodily fluids into water in order to avoid impregnating Dally. Little do they know, however, that a [[Crazy Jealous Guy\|very jealous Edward]] is spying on them, and decides to use his magic to teach Dally a lesson. [[It Got Worse\|And it only gets worse]] [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?\|(and weirder)]] [[It Got Worse\|from there.]] The [[Up to Eleven\|even more twisted lovechild]] of ''[[Brewdening Love]]'' and ''[[My Immortal]]'', ''Face The Strange'' is a true test of whether [[The Internet Is for Porn\|the Internet has truly made a person resistant to terror and having their childhood ruined]]. If you are feeling brave, you can read it yourself [https://web.archive.org/web/20130809173239/http://xdallyx.webs.com/thestory.htm here], but be warned that '''it quickly becomes NSFW.''' And now there is a sporking of it [https://web.archive.org/web/20151017205649/http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=1729&hl= here]! And a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1VAoVlEPko&feature=g-upl&context=G2e9dd99AUAAAAAAAAAA dramatic reading]! ---- {{tropelist}} ~~=== Face The Strange contains examples of: ===~~ * [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]: Hiei, in Chapter 13, goes to "study" with Sasuke. * [[Aborted Arc]]: Considering he never gets a [[Heel Face Turn]] moment and is inexplicably good again after the [[Time Skip]], Edward's time working with Mystique and Dumbledore could qualify as this. Line 49 ⟶ 48: * [[Big No]]: Link, when he sees Shadow [[Man On Fire\|burning to death]]. * [[Bigger Is Better in Bed]]: [[Yu Yu Hakusho\|Hiei]]. [[Nausea Fuel\|And yes, we get to hear a full description of his "wand," length in inches included.]] * [[~~BLAM~~Non Sequitur Episode]]: Chapter 15, in which [[Harry Potter]] and baby Shadow essentially spend the entire chapter ordering McDonald's and going to see ''[[Wicked (theatre)\|Wicked]]''. * [[Body Horror]]: In addition to his [[Cruel and Unusual Death]], Hagrid has [[Squick\|multiple penises all over his body]]. ** [[It Got Worse\|In later chapters]], this became a [[Once an Episode]] occurrence. Line 92 ⟶ 91: * [[Enfant Terrible]]: Baby Shadow. {{quote\|It was chosen one and now it will kiss us all… because when demons and vampires mix it produces a hellspawn that is evilest at its core.}} * [[~~Everyone~~Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]: Or, rather, two people have enough sex to count for everyone laving lots of sex.▼ * [["Everybody Laughs" Ending]]: In Chapter 13:▼ {{quote\|"[[A Date with Rosie Palms\|That masturbator!]]” said Link and they all laughed and walked [[Rouge Angles of Satin\|adaware]]… }}▼ ▲* [[Everyone Has Lots of Sex]]: Or, rather, two people have enough sex to count for everyone laving lots of sex. {{quote\|(since there were no rules they had sex over one thousand times)}} ** Later on, the sexual references noticeably get more frequent. ▲* [["Everybody Laughs" Ending]]: In Chapter 13: ▲{{quote\|"[[A Date with Rosie Palms\|That masturbator!]]” said Link and they all laughed and walked [[Rouge Angles of Satin\|adaware]]… }} * [[Every One Remembers the Stripper]]: When this fic is discussed, the [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex\|sex scene]] early on ''always'' comes up. * [[Everything's Worse with Bears]]: It's a [[Rouge Angles of Satin\|typo]], [[Funny Moments\|but still]]... Line 132 ⟶ 131: *** Then there's Sasuke's reaction to the result of the fusion. {{quote\|“Omg…” said Sasuke, “That’s SO wrong… but sooo hot!” }} * [[Hufflepuff House]]: The [[Trope Namer~~\|Trope Namers~~]]s themselves. The only time the house is referenced by name is when [[Comedic Sociopathy\|Harry kills a Hufflepuff to show baby Shadow spells]]. * [[Hypocrite]]: Dally calls Bella easy, but Bella has never been shown to screw a man other than Edward willingly (she had no clue that Snape wasn't Edward as she was blinded by a bag) both in ''[[Twilight (novel)\|Twilight]]'' and this fic. Dally, however, had no problem having sex with Hiei thousands of times and still considers Edward her property. ** Further driven into the ground when Edward reveals he had sex with Bella before. Dally is ''ticked'' because '''she''' wanted to be Edward's first partner... After she cheated on him for Hiei. Line 202 ⟶ 201: * [[Precision F-Strike]]: This [[Sarcasm Mode\|gem]] from Chapter 2: {{quote\|“oh my fucking christ” she said, “I can turn into whatever I want with mustiques powers!”}} ** An even [[Narm~~\|Narmier~~]]ier example from the same chapter: {{quote\|“HAHAHA” laughed mystique “YOU WILL NEVER FUCKIN GET TE POWEERS”}} * [[Pregnant Badass]]: Attempted and failed with Dally. She's portrayed as selfless for staying behind to give birth all by herself while the men she loves so much march into battle, but really she just comes off as selfish and whiny as usual, especially since this is right after she snaps at Edward for trying to bang her [[Master of the Mixed Message\|despite her saying he needed to]] and Hiei for sleeping with Sasuke. Line 220 ⟶ 219: {{quote\|“Of course, he gave me free food! He is very nice” Dally said happy.}} * [[Shape Shifter]]: Mystique and -- [[Mary Sue\|of course]] ~~-- Dally~~—Dally. * [[Shotacon]] : Sasuke's twelve [[All There in the Manual\|in the character guide]]. Considering that he's a walking embodiment of [[All Gays Are Promiscuous]], you'd never guess just by reading the fic. * [[Sixth Ranger]]: The main characters literally state that they are going to convince Sasuke to join their group for this reason. Line 247 ⟶ 246: * [[Troll Fic]]: Considering how it quickly devolves into strangeness (most notably the Hiei and Edward [[Fusion Dance]]) and the [[Rouge Angles of Satin]] count grows each chapter, it is very possible that it is indeed a troll. However, there are pictures on the site of the author, so it's up in the air and will likely never be resolved unless Dallas comes out and admits it either way. Even if it is a [[Troll Fic]], it's literally painful to read. [http://dally.omgforum.net/t507-the-grand-finale It is, indeed, a]{{Dead link}} [[Troll Fic]]. The author intentionally wrote it to be the worst [[Fanfic]] ever made. *** [[Gone Horribly Right\|And she succeeded.]] * [[Unlucky Childhood Friend]]: According to the biographies, [[Twilight (novel)\|Edward]] has been friends with [[Mary Sue\|Dally]] since preschool. Line 256 ⟶ 255: * [[What the Hell, Hero?]]: If you're really still rooting for Dally after she [[Groin Attack\|rips off Snape's "wiener"]] and [[Die for Our Ship\|roots for Edward to slaughter innocent Bella]], you need help. * [[World of Ham]] * [[X Meets Y]]: ''[[Brewdening Love]]'' meets ''[[My Immortal]]''... [[This Is Your Premise on Drugs\|on drugs]]. * [[Yandere]]: Post-[[Face Heel Turn]] Edward. ** Considering he kills Bella for [["It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It"\|being raped by Snape]] and stalks Dally, you could make a case for Pre-[[Face Heel Turn]] Edward, too. {{reflist}} [[Category:Face the Strange]]▼ {{Harry Potter Franchise}} [[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]] [[Category:Fanfic]] [[Category:Crossover Fanfic]] [[Category:Fan Works]] ▲[[Category:~~Face~~Fan Works of the ~~Strange~~2000s]] [[Category:Fan Works of the 2010s]] [[Category:Harry Potter/Fan Works]] [[Category:Sonic the Hedgehog/Fan Works]] [[Category:Twilight (novel)/Fan Works]]

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