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Line 1: {{work}} * When a bruised and bloodied Jack appears in Bigby's office and tries to report a mugging. Nobody believes him. {{quote\| '''Snow:''' Jack, have you ever heard of the [[Crying Wolf\|boy who cried wolf?]]<br /> '''Jack:''' ''(completely serious)'' Sure Snow, he lives in the seventh floor. So what?<br /> '''[[Face Palm\|Snow:]]''' Never mind. }} * ''Bag O' Bones'', the first chapter of the ''Storybook Love'' trade, has one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever read: Jack has saved the life of the prissy [[Southern Belle]] "lady of good breeding" Sally Cornwelles, and, [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist\|being Jack,]] [[The Casanova\|of course asks to sleep with her as a "reward."]] She reluctantly agrees (though she does demand that he at least take a bath first), though it takes only a page for her to turn completely around and [[Evil Feels Good\|embrace her new "bad" self:]] {{quote\| '''Sally:''' '''''(from off-screen, as the "camera" moves upstairs and towards her bedroom)''''' Dear God above, this is a filthy thing you're making me do. ''Filthy''! I feel so dirty! Am I dirty, Jack? ''Am I?'' I ''am'' dirty, aren't I, Jack? Call me a dirty girl, Jack! ''Call me a dirty girl!''~~<br />~~ ~~<br />~~ '''''(Cut to Jack and Sally having sex on Sally's bed; Sally going absolutely wild, pulling Jacks hair, scratching his back and screaming out her pleasure, while Jack, on top of her, looks slightly mortified.)'''''~~<br />~~ ~~<br />~~ '''Sally:''' ''DO IT!'' Call me a strumpet! A ''whore!'' I'm so ''bad!'' I'm so ''dirty!''<br />▼ ▲'''Sally:''' ''DO IT!'' Call me a strumpet! A ''whore!'' I'm so ''bad!'' I'm so ''dirty!''~~<br />~~ '''Jack:''' Jesus God above, Sally! Can't you just shut up for a moment? Long enough to let me finish? }} * From ''Legends in Exile'': {{quote\| '''Pinoccio:''' [[Not Growing Up Sucks\|I'm over three centuries old and I]] ''[[Not Growing Up Sucks\|still]]'' [[Not Growing Up Sucks\|haven't gone through puberty.]] I want to grow up, I want my balls to drop, and I want to get '''''laid.'''''}} * Ghost "helping" Bigby shovel snow in ''The Good Prince.'' * Bufkin's battle with Baba Yaga and the Djinn is both a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] ''and'' a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] for the blue monkey. * The cubs discovering Ghost's existence for the first time and Darien points randomly at nothing and says 'Do you poop?! Huh? Do you?' * Most of the "Readers Questions" ministories qualify. Highlights include: {{quote\| Hakim, the assassin of the arabic fables, [[Hilarity Ensues\|trying to keep a normal job]] in Fabletown. <br /> The [[Training ~~From~~from Hell]] the mouse police recruits need to pass. (It's a lie, but those who faint from the idea are kicked out)<br /> [[The Reveal]] about the Fabletown comics being manufactured by enslaved elves.<br /> The story of Prince Charming's first conquest... an enchanted princess who was cursed into being a snail. [[Comedic Sociopathy\|His parents cook her for dinner.]]<br /> Line 26 ⟶ 28: {{reflist}} ~~[[Category:DC Comics (Creator)/Funny]]~~ [[Category:Fables]]▼ [[Category:Funny]] ▲[[Category:~~Fables~~{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]