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** And ''then'' the gag manages to be incorporated into "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", when Cleveland as R2D2 falls into the Dagobah swamp!
** On ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'', Cleveland's ex is in the tub and crashes with it, only {{spoiler|she dies}}.
* The famous [https://web.archive.org/web/20130502162837/http://video.adultswim.com/family-guy/peter-hurts-his-knee.html hurt knee.]
** I preferred Lois's version myself, in which she hurt her ''breast''.
* The "sounds of the rain forest" cutaway certainly qualifies.
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{{quote|'''Joe:''' "This is stupid. I wanna talk about '''VAGINAS!'''"
'''Joe:''' "You're getting SLACKS!" }}
== Season One ==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjSTbVgIsWQ Peter crashing from just one lick of butter rum ice cream]. Also check out how his eyes change size. (Okay, this was more being [[Off-Model]] than anything, but still.)
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* "Holy crip, he's a crapple!"
* "Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits! It says 'OOOOO'!" "Peter, those are Cheerios."
* [[
== Season Two ==
* Peter's father is grilling him on how well he knows his Bible. When he asks what book of the Bible he likes, Peter says "[[Curious George|Um, the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece and the Man in the Big Yellow Hat has to take him to the hospital.]]"
** What about [[Superman]] in hell?
{{quote|'''Peter''': ''(after seeing [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]], John Wilkes Booth, and [[Al Capone]] sitting alongside Superman)'' What are you doing here?
'''Superman''': I killed a hooker. She made a crack about [[If You Know What I Mean|me being faster than a speeding bullet]], so I ripped her in half like a phone book. }}
* "Show me potato salad!"
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{{quote|'''Peter Griffin:''' There's only one thing to do--learn the language of the fleas, earn their trust, and breed with their women. And in time our differences will be forgotten.
'''Lois:''' '''CALL THE DAMN EXTERMINATOR!!!''' }}
** After Peter gets surgery to make himself more attractive -
{{quote|'''Lois''': "Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?"
'''Peter''': "Maybe I will! Then I'll put it on my feet and skate around on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!"
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'''Peter''': "It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful!" }}
** After Peter's introduces his new thin body to the family - Stewie: "My god, it's finally happened! He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself, like a neutron star!"
** Little Girl: "But mister, I need real money. I can't take a credit card." Peter: "Oh, cash only, huh, huh? No paper trail, huh? What are you selling? Reefer? Crack? Smack? Horse? X? Shrooms? Dust? Meth? In my neighborhood? I don't think so!" (Peter smashes the lemonade stand).
** "Well if my son can't come in, then I'll just come in!''
* Stewie trying to buy instruments of carnage at the hardware store using a mind-controlled Chris. Seth Green affecting a Chris-ified version of Stewie's plummy [[Evil Brit]] accent while spouting Stewie-esque [[Ax Crazy]] [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon|threats]] is ''hysterical''.
** The "''Family Guy'' Cast and Creator" episode of ''Inside The Actor's Studio'' reveals that this is Seth Green's favorite Chris scene.
*
{{quote|'''Young Peter''': Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
'''Museum Guide''': Because you touch yourself at night. }}
** "I-I'm not drunk, alright, I just have a speech impediment. * puke* And a stomach virus. *collapse* And an inner ear infection."
* Peter showing Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeTJ4N9SKWw how to eat an oreo].
== Season Three ==
* The one where Peter visits Brian at the rehab and gives a fake name when posing as an addict.
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** Peter's short stint as [[George Harrison]]'s security guard.
{{quote|{{spoiler|while George is fighting a burglar}}"Hey, hey. Quiet down out there!. Ya wacky Beatle..."}}
* "Well Tom, it appears the real arsonist is in custody, thanks to an anonymous tip to the authorities." "{{
* Meg's ''[[Fast Times at Ridgemont High]]''-spoofing fantasy about Tom Tucker in "The Kiss Seen 'Round The World".
**
{{quote|'''Stewie: '''We're playing house.
'''Lois: '''That boy is all tied up...
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'''Pope:''' You make-a the Pope look like a ''fool!'' God will make you pay! ''SMITE THEM!'' [pause] "He's-a cooking something up." }}
** Also: I vill hear no more insinuations about [[Those Wacky Nazis|ze German people]]! [[World War II|NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!]] Sie werden sich hinsetzen!! Sie werden ruhig sein!! Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland!!!
**
{{quote|'''Brian''': You wanna go get some ice cream?
(Stewie shakes his head no)
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** And, in the "Kiss-Stock" subplot, when two members of Kiss walk out, and the other break into "Chatanooga Choo-Choo", surprising the crowd.
* Anything with [[William Shatner]]. [[Character Tics]] doesn't even begin to cover it.
* His pants split, revealing his underwear ''which has {{
** "Oh-fiddler, ontheroof - seems crazy, no? But in our-littletown-of... Anatevka... [[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!]]
* From "Mr. Griffin Goes To Washington", in the scene where the cigarette company coated the entire house in Teflon, Stewie slides past on his butt, naked. Which is funny enough on it's own, but then he says:
{{quote|'''Stewie''': I'm nudes on ice!}}
** '''Bob Dole''': Bob Dole's a friend of the tobacco industry. Bob Dole likes your style. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole...Bob Dole...Bob...Dole... *falls asleep*
== Season Four ==
* The first scene after its resurrection is possibly one of the funniest [[Take That
{{quote|'''Peter:''' Everybody I've got bad news. We've been canceled.
'''Lois:''' Oh no, Peter! How could they do that?
'''Peter:''' Well unfortunately Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like ''[[Dark Angel]], [[Titus]], [[Undeclared]], [[Action]], That '80s Show, [[Wonderfalls]], [[Fastlane]], Andy Richter Controls The Universe, [[Skin]], Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, [[Firefly]], Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, [[The Lone Gunmen]], A Minute With Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, [[Keen Eddie]], [[The Street (UK TV series)|The Street]], American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, [[The Tick (animation)|The Tick]], Louie,'' and ''[[Greg the Bunny]]''.
'''Lois:''' Is there no hope?
'''Peter:''' Well I suppose if [[Cue the Flying Pigs|
{{quote|'''Lois:''' Honey, what do you say we uh... christen these new sheets, huh?
'''Peter:''' Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
'''Lois:''' Hehehe... that's me.
'''Peter:''' You dirty hustler.
'''Lois:''' Hehehehe...
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'''Lois:''' Aha, okay, I get it...
'''Peter:''' You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
'''Lois:''' Alright, that's enough!
* The following from "Don't Make Me Over":
{{quote|'''Stewie:''' (singing) I want to have [[Intercourse with You]] [[Trope Namer|with you.]] Uh-oh-yeah. Inter''course'' with you.
'''Brian:''' (singing) ''Relations''.
'''Stewie:''' Intercourse with you-oo-oo-whoo! Right?
'''Brian:''' Yeah, no great, that sounds good.
'''Stewie:''' All right, groovy, groovy. Now, is there a shorter word for intercourse? }}
* The Petercopter and the Hindenpeter. [[Lampshade Hanging|"HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?!"]]
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** For that matter Peter using his disability as an excuse to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DX4PJkyCxM watch women pee].
{{quote|Oh, you're just curious! Here, let me show you how everything works down there!}}
* The time Peter bought the [[Rube Goldberg Device|breakfast machine]] from ''[[Pee
{{quote|'''Peter:''' "WHAT was the ''point'' of all that?! Argh! All it does is shoot ya! It doesn't make breakfast at all! Owww!"}}
** The ipecac contest always, ''always'' leaves me in tears of laughter.
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* The ''entirety'' of the episode "Peter's Got Woods".
** Peter playing peek-a-boo with Stewie. "Oh, great, leave when I'm right in the middle of a sentence."
* Peter and [[Michael Moore]]'s farting contest.
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/huludotcom?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/20/2NDPT0Ph5rA The ''FCC Song''.]
** [[Osama Bin Laden]]'s bloopers.
* This part from "Brian Goes Back to College":
{{quote|'''Peter:''' This looks like a job for the A-Team! (slams his gun down and shoots a hole in the ceiling, causing Chris to fall face-first onto the floor)
'''Chris:''' Hi, Dad!
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>''Fuck you!'' }}
* That time Peter lost his virginity.
** Jesus is buried after the crucifixion, then he [[Quantum Leap|leaps]] into a redneck who just slept with a farmer's daughter. "Oh boy!"
* [[Crosses the Line Twice|"Where's my money?"]]
** [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown|"You got 'till 5 o' clock! YOU GOT 'TILL 5 O' CLOCK!"]]
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'''Lois:''' "Oh my God, he ''is'' short."
''(both laugh hysterically)''
'''Lois:''' "Hey, Brian. [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|He's knocking on the back door!]] What should I do?"
'''Brian:''' "What?"
'''Lois:''' "[[Captain Obvious|He's knocking on the back door!]] Should I let him in? I'm so scared!"
'''Stewie:''' "Well, um, you two are busy being nude, so, um, we'll just head out and uh...let you be nude." }}
*** (Ironically, given that Brian sees Lois naked, he reacts very nervously, considering the fact he has a crush on her) [https://web.archive.org/web/20120209184150/http://videos.sapo.pt/pkHZj3CUzDegiDt8ezl3 Watch the clip for yourself] You'll never watch ''[[Family Guy]]'' the same way again!)
* Peter's [[IKEA Erotica|erotic novel]], ''The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish''. As read by [[Betty White]].
** Jude Law and [[Renee Zellweger]] in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SyJjblGo_w The Picnic.]
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9PTsDbN1I Going hunting with Dick Cheney]
* When Brian is breaking up with Lois:
{{quote|'''Stewie:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|"Uh! Oh my god. No way.]]
'''Stewie:''' "Oh, bitch, you got ''jacked,'' bitch!" }}
* Brian in Heaven:
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* The "incest episode" from the DVD extra of "[[The Movie|Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.]]"
{{quote|'''Brian''': WRONG! It's ''WRONG''! (pounds table)}}
**
{{quote|"You know what ''really'' grinds my gears? You, America! [[Precision F-Strike|Fuck you!"]] Diane?}}
* From "Eight Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter" when Meg tells Lois she could be having a life on Saturday night:
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* Peter sprays himself with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IehtHkjx3IY Tag Sick Cat Body Spray.]
* "Blind Ambition": Blind!Peter accidentally climbing into Chris's and then Stewie's bed because he thinks they're Lois. Stewie's reaction is the best. "WHAT THE DEUCE?!"
* From "Petarded": Peter is a tumor.
* In "Jungle Love":
{{quote|Lady Guinevere: Oh, Arthur, if you can remove this sword from it's stone, and prove that you are the true king of England, I will make love to you in this very field.
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== Season Five ==
* Stewie faking an overdose to get Lois' attention in "Stewie Loves Lois".
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** Peter's new porn hiding place.
** Chester Cheetah, the exemplar of cool:
{{quote|''(Chester's run-down apartment, "[[Crowning Music of Awesome|Tom Sawyer]]" by [[Rush]] is playing; Chester chops up a pile of Cheetos with a razor blade like it was cocaine...and then snorts a line of it.)''
'''Chester''': ''(snort)'' OHHHHHH THERE IS NO FUCKING DRUMMER IN THE WORLD GREATER THAN NEAL PEART! ''(slams his fist into the glass table, shattering it; regards his now glass-strewn hand [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|nonchalantly]])'' It ain't easy being cheezy. }}
* The Opal Ring Crusade.
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** When Stewie and Olivia start dating. They spend the day together and leave before dark because the area they're in is dangerous at night. We then see a lion and a robot fight each other.
** The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJyzdLN8CSE "Look at my kids" scene].
* ''[[The Wiz]]'' [[Shout-Out]] with a large number of black people randomly dancing in the streets after Mayor West sends the entire police department to Colombia to "rescue" an actress that was there ''fifteen years ago''.
* "Say whip." "Whip." "Now say Cool Whip." "Coo' Hwip." "Cool Whip!" "Coo' Hwhip." "You're eating hair!" *spit*
** "Just relax. We're gonna be here for a hwhile!"
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'''Chris:''' "Well, maybe back-to-back, but I gotta tell you, I ain't 100% on this." }}
* The carjacking scene from the episode, "Road to Rupert".
{{quote|[[Cluster F-Bomb|Stewie: Get out of the fucking car! Get out of the fucking car right now man! Do it or I'll fucking kill you! Get the fuck out of the fucking car!]]
(seconds later)
'''Brian:''' Did we just carjack that guy?
'''Stewie:''' [[Golden Moment|We sure did, Brian. We sure did.]]
(cue credits) }}
** Oh, Crone!
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'''Random Guy #2:''' "We can't leave her alone!"
'''Stewie:''' "PUSH THE BITCH OUT!" }}
** After Francis died, Peter buried him in a pet cemetery and he inexplicably burst out of the ground, prompting Peter to beat him with his shovel.
*** It makes perfect sense if you've heard of ''[[Pet Sematary]].''
** The time Peter got stuck behind Robert Loggia at the airport.
** After Peter smokes crack (which he bought from a white guy selling it at Black's Hardware Store) to keep from drinking: "Gubment came and took my baaaaaaaaaby!"
***
{{quote|'''Brian:''' "Peter, what're you doing?!"
'''Peter:''' "Crack."
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** The "movie" Stewie's tan friend wrote that is basically ''[[Brokeback Mountain]]'' from the point of view of the horses. The horse's reaction to what he saw in the tent...
** "Wocka wocka wocka. Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?" That is all.
* What happens when you date a hot girl with bad laugh? [https://web.archive.org/web/20140612165641/http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy-hot-girl-with-a-bad-laugh/ Well...]
** Peter eats half of a fudgesicle in one bite, and proceeds to cry out in agony until his head EXPLODES!
* Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Conway Twitty.
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** Peter after saying goodbye to [[Ben Stiller]], watches him flying away to the sunset, and says, deeply touched: "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fct19uNhaRs His movies are terrible.]"
* '''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWNnESqNHwMEN!! FORM UP CRIPPLETRON!!]"'''
**
{{quote|'''Peter:''' Ben Stiller, help me!
'''Ben:''' No, Peter. I heard what you said about my movies."
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* "Saving Private Brian": Peter trying to cover the sounds of his farts by coughing at a meeting.
* In "Hell Comes To Quahog" Meg says she's going to get a job to pay for a car and Chris tells her he'll pay her a dollar a day to smell his sneakers. His repeated laughing and the family's bored reactions to this are hilarious.
== Season Six ==
* "Man, [[Star Wars|hyperspace]] always [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lVlVbsWfZk looks] [[Doctor Who|so freaky]]..."
** Made even better if you're a ''Doctor Who'' fan.
** And the rest of the ''Star Wars'' parody for that matter.
* Herbert at his stand singing "YMCA" in "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
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* Peter's identity is stolen by James Woods, so Peter steals his and gets revenge by ruining his career. He does so by announcing "his" new comedy, ''September 11th: Two Thousand FUN.''
{{quote|'''Peter (posing as James Woods):''' "I play a window washer who has just finished washing the last window of the World Trade Center. And whaddya think I see comin'? ''A plane.'' And I go, 'Come on!' I-it's real old style comedy, you know? It's like two pies in the face...and one in a field in Pennsylvania."}}
== Season Seven ==
* From "I Dream Of Jesus":
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{{quote|'''See 'n Say:''' The cow says: "Shazoo!"
'''Stewie:''' It most certainly ''does not!'' }}
** Leading to a [[Brick Joke]] later, after the time machine.
{{quote|'''Brian''': Where are we?
'''Cow''': Shazoo!
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{{quote|''It'll be my 3rd strike! I can't go to prison, they'll rape me! And I'll never see them coming, I won't''.}}
* From "Stew-Roids", [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLj1v8cO804&feature=relmfu World War 5].
* Peter's stab at [[Joaquin Phoenix]] in "Three Kings".
{{quote|"Welcome back and Joaquin Phoenix if you're still watching, thanks for being a sport. You passed our test and you can be our friend."}}
* [[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Four Words:]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFcbS45bVeU Slowly Rotating Black Man.]
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{{quote|'''Peter:''' "Oh, my god. Who the hell ''cares?''}}
== Season Eight ==
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** Peter looks like Doc!
** ...Up until [[Take That|the]] [[Godwin's Law|end]] of that sequence. Everything up to that was bloody hilarious, though.
*** For some that bit just [[Crosses the Line Twice|made it funnier]].
*** [[Dead Baby Comedy|Appalling and horrible, but hilarious]].
** Or for that matter, ''Family Guy'' ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' style:
{{quote|'''Stewie''': "So, how does it feel to be on a [[Cartoon Network|major]] [[Adult Swim|network]] for thirty seconds?"
'''Chris''': "Fuck you!" }}
*** Made all the funnier when you realize who voices who.
** When Brian and Stewie are a real baby and a real dog.
* When Quagmire thought he was getting [[The Cleveland Show|the spin-off]].
{{quote|"See ya later, bitches! With your stupid fuckin' Giant Chicken jokes and your Conway Twitty -- Hey, why's there a moving truck outside Cleveland's house?"}}
** The sequence where Quagmire discovers internet porn. It was good for a twofer: first, there's the scene in the bar where you realize Quagmire, the pervert extraordinaire, has no idea that porn can be found on the internet. Then the scene later on where Peter sees him again after a long time...and he's got an absolutely massive right arm.
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* "Dial Meg for Murder"'s [[Take That]] at "[[Old Shame|Not All Dogs Go To Heaven]]", especially the Goofy part. "Be careful Brian. Not all dogs go to heaven."
* [[Crosses the Line Twice|Terri Schiavo! Is kind of alive-oh!]] Seriously, some may have thought it was going a bit [[Dude, Not Funny|TOO]] far, but I think that the beginning bit automatically swings this around so many times that it's the funniest moment BY FAR of Season 8 as of now.
** I laughed because I was thinking the same exact thing as Chris and Brian started to ponder whether this was too soon or too late.
* "April in Quahog" also gets a [[Running Gag]] joke. Peter does crystal meth TWICE, and so does Brian at the end.
{{quote|'''Peter:''' ''I am SO fucking ready!'' *jumps through Stewie's ceiling*
'''Stewie:''' When you jumped through my ceiling you let in an owl. I know they're supposed to be wise, but all it did was shriek and throw up half-digested mice. }}
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'''Dack''': You know it, bitches! [flies off to face the incoming fleet of Star Destroyers] Hey, Imperial fleet, get ready to suck some Dack! [gets shot down afterwards] }}
* "The Splendid Source": [[It Makes Sense in Context|In order to get away from the people who write the world's dirty jokes (who are holding them prisoner)]], Peter throws a candle which starts the building on fire.
{{quote|'''Leader:''' Hurry! It's about to get the world's first [[Dead Baby Comedy|dead baby joke]]!
''(cut to show a torn section of papyrus with hieroglyphics)''
'''Woman on Papyrus:''' Oh no, my baby is dead.
'''Man on Papyrus:''' Ha. }}
* In "Go, Stewie, Go", when Meg enters and sees Lois seducing Meg's new boyfriend.
{{quote|'''Lois:''' Um...rape?
** Cue "Seinfeld" bass line. }}
== Season Nine ==
* Seamus's [[Become a Real Boy|fake origin]] from "And There Were Fewer".
* From "Brian Writes a Bestseller":
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YroEheD6CaQ *sigh* Well at least it's not raining- *stabbed*]
* From "Welcome Back, Carter":
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* Peter: "I need that money for bourbon and anime!"
{{quote|'''Peter during cutaway:''' I don't understand any of this. Everyone in Japan is either a ten-year old girl or a monster!}}
* Brian and Stewie failing their first Christmas delivery as Santa Claus in "Road to the North Pole".
*** [[Take a Third Option|Why can't it be both?]]
**** The punchline makes everything better for others.
{{quote|'''Stewie:''' Oh my god, we're at the wrong house!}}
** From the same episode, Stewie's lamentation when the [[Mall Santa]] left for the night...
{{quote|'''Stewie''': That son of a bitch, he just turned his back on me! The way reality turned its back on Gary Busey!
''([[Gilligan Cut]] to Gary Busey in his bathroom, looking at the mirror)''
'''Gary Busey''': [[No Indoor Voice|HOW'M I DOING TODAY, GARY BUSEY?!]]
'''Gary's "Reflection," a [[Monster Clown]]''': ''(flashing double thumbs-up)'' [[Cloudcuckoolander|YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT]]!
'''Gary Busey''': ''(also flashing double thumbs-up)'' GOOD! THEN I'LL KEEP IT UP! }}
**
{{quote|'''Winnie the Pooh''': "Come on, Eeyore, let's go play!
'''Eeyore''': "I don't wanna."
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* The sequence in "It's A Trap!" where Brian is driving the AT-ST.
** Chewbacca/Brian being attacked by a swarm of bees.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSWoFIjStQk Robert Loggia screaming "NOT OKAY!" after an AIDS joke.] HUGE [[
** The AIDS joke itself was much more clever then one would have expected from a [[Dude, Not Funny|show like this]]:
{{quote|'''Mayor West''': Oh by the way I should tell you I've got aids.
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* "I heard all of that, and I just want to say this family is fucking disintegrating."
* Three words: Muppet style sight seeing.
** From the same episode, calling the music video for David Bowie and Mick Jagger's "Dancing In The Street" gay, then playing the entirety of it. It catching a lot of flack for being [[
** Pre-wheelchair Joe performing the original ''[[American Dad]]'' intro.
* From "Brothers & Sisters", there's Peter's flashback to - since he didn't have a brother or sister - having a "broster" in his past.
{{quote|'''Broster:''' ''"Hey, Peter, wanna see my paginis?"''
'''Peter:''' ''"I, uh, I...I don't know."'' }}
== Season Ten ==
* The Black Woman V.S. The Italian Man from "Seahorse Seashell Party".
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'''Narrator''': Sensing confrontation, the black woman prepares by removing all her rings. Meanwhile, the italian man makes sure that all the other italian men, can see what's happening. A flock of Jews, sensing danger, take flight and flee, as it is their only chance of survival. }}
* "IT'S NOT A LIQUID! IT'S A GREAT MANY PIECES OF SOLID MATTER, THAT FORM A HARD FLOOR-LIKE SURFACE!"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Y5dKCt6GQ Quagmire auto erotically asphyxiated watching clown porn].
* The [[Call Back|Iraq Lobster]]. A hilarious scene in an [[Mood Whiplash|otherwise]] [[Cerebus Syndrome|depressing episode]].
** Tons of [[Mood Whiplash]] here. After the most [[Tear Jerker|heartbreaking scene in the episode]], we see Peter looking through the door's peephole and seeing Quagmire distorted in the glass with a sad face. When we see Quagmire, he face ''really was'' distorted like that from lack of sleep hearing the abuse going on in his house.
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'''Rooster:''' You're about to have a neat day. }}
** Heck, the only thing funny about this episode were the cutaways.
* Peter's Mexican fart.
{{quote|'''Mexican...ghost...thing that came out of Peter's ass''': "CON CUIDADO, ES EL STIIIIINKO!" *fires guns into the air, causing everyone to run away screaming*}}
* Stewie crashing the car.
* Too many parts in "Back to the Pilot" to list.
** The dozens of alternate Brians and Stewies. ''That is all.''
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'''Joe:''' I don't think they see it that way. }}
* Peter ''ripping off someone's face'' a la [[Scooby Doo]].
* Joe's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g4hw_EKvgM Fiona Apple tribute video].
** How Every Pizza Place ruins a salad.
{{quote|'''Employee 1''': OK, 4 pizzas and a salad.
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