Fantasy Quest: Difference between revisions

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* [[Artifact of Doom]]: Parodied with the Golden Cufflink of Fire.

* [[Baleful Polymorph]]: Than dog you kept throwing a stick at? Turns out it's a guy under a curse, and he calls you an asshole for not helping him sooner.

* [[Butt Monkey]]: The poor Indian Runs-With-Scissors. It starts with a single injury that you heal. A later one needs a unicorn's help. It turns out that he suffers 34 injuries a year simply by sitting in the open and now faces false insurance fraud charges.

* [[Cool Crown]]: Despite the crown's magic properties, the game just says, "All right. You got the 'Crown of Destiny' or something. Happy?"

* [[Curse]], [[Curse Escape Clause]]: In the first game, you meet a dog. It's not till the second, set 20 years later, that you learn he's a cursed man, and if you only fed him right off, you would have broken the curse.

* [[Fluffy the Terrible]]: The angry dwarf's name is Mr. Snorri "Fruitloop" Throfssonsson

* [[Fortune Teller]]: The Soothsayer, who demands gold for any assistance. She's back in the second game, this time demanding even more gold and gleefully lampshading her general uselessness.

* [[A Load of Bull]]: When you enter the volcano, you come face to horns with a monster and cant leave till you've taken him down.

* [[Magical Land]]: It's the "magical land of Fantasy"! No word on just how you got there or exactly where you go afterward.

* [[Noodle Incident]]: Millie the Silly's "Baconslicer Incident."

* [[Riddling Sphinx]]: A Sphinx asks you a riddle. Unless you're playing the original, console game, you get to choose your answer from a list, so this is one of the game's easiest portions.