Fate stay night/Funny: Difference between revisions

* Again in Fate, Saber's reaction to {{spoiler|Shirou wanting to take her out on a date}} is side-splittingly hilarious.

* When Rin summons Archer, an invincible heroic spirit from beyond time and space, and then reveals his first task as her Servant.

** "[[The Stoic|Understood. Damn you, master.]]"

* At the beginning of the game:

** In general, Shirou's narration is a goldmine of good moments. For instance, discussing the restaurant he enters in Heaven's Feel:

* During the Fate route, while training in the dojo with Saber, have Shirou ask if she can teach him a 'super move that can beat a Servant in one shot'. The air ''immediately'' goes cold and dead, and Shirou gets one more reminder that a girl is scariest when she's smiling...

** This scene was especially amazing once this troper got to the end of HF. It's a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] that is actually the set-up for a [[Brick Joke]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]. Damn, Nasu, damn.

* Early in UBW, before Saber and Shirou have finished hammering out their living arrangements, Shirou gets called into school to deliver something to Taiga. Too nervous due to her presence to explain ''why'' he doesn't want a strange beautiful foreign girl following him to school, he just tells Saber to stay behind... and she refuses, and just wordlessly follows him. Eventually, after several more flustered orders, she says that unless she gets a real reason, she simply must assume it's not truly an order from her Master, and thus she cannot properly tell what he is saying. Yes, in case you're wondering, the ancient and dignified spirit of power and nobility ''did'' just excuse her disobedience with the equivalent of "Lalalalala, I can't hear you!"

** Also, it's established that Rin is going to live at the Emiya house, though no one tells Taiga at first. Instead, she walks in that night, greets Shirou, greets Rin, goes into the kitchen...and does an honest-to-god [[Beat|delayed]] [[Double Take]] lasting four seconds (and ''five'' sprite changes) before screaming.

* During Fate, Taiga is slow to accept Saber's living in the Emiya household as (she thinks) a [[Pretty Freeloaders|Pretty Freeloader]] who's out for Shirou, and so challenges her to a sword duel. While Taiga is [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass|a world-class kendo champion]], Saber in her lifetime (if her [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|class title]] is any indication) literally lived and died by the sword, and is good enough to disarm Taiga almost instantly. Taiga is a good enough swordsman to realize how astronomically outclassed she is, and gives her shocked but grudging approval.

** A similar event happens in Unlimited Blade Works... but offscreen. Shirou comes home one evening to find a rather flustered Saber and completely panicked Taiga.

'''Taiga''': *hiding behind Shirou* "'''''HELP ME, SHE'S GONNA KILL MEEEEE!!'''''" }}

** Rin and Shirou are meeting up with Ilya, and have to pass through her boundary field. The field mildly shocks Shirou in acknowledgement. Then Rin tries to pass through it...

''Rin (not listening)'': "''That does it, kid!... I heard you laughing!...''" }}

* This [[Sarcasm Mode|incredibly mature and serious exchange]] between Archer and Shirou, made [[Hilarious in Hindsight|all the more funnier]] after finishing the route it's from:

'''Archer''': ...! Are you a kid or something?! You can't be helped if you're a kid and stupid! At least pick one, you idiot! }}

* It may be too soon after {{spoiler|"You're strong, Berserker"}}, but the scene afterward when {{spoiler|Lancer}} offers to help Shirou and Rin get past {{spoiler|Archer}} offers you three options: "All right", "I refuse", and the best option, "I don't mind, but under one condition." Dutifully entitled [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQvQYHfc2Xs "Rin-sama Embarrassed and Angry"]:

''Music cuts out, Rin starts [[Tsundere|blushing]].''<br />

{{spoiler|'''Lancer'''}}: Hah, I see, I see! Yeah, that's so much more important than who my Master is! You're right, kid!<br />

** {{spoiler|Lancer}} is pretty much a walking [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]. His interactions with Saber and Rin in UBW are hilarious, and in Fate when he's about to face off with {{spoiler|Gilgamesh}} because they decided to betray each other ''at the same time'', Saber takes him aside to tell him his opponent's real identity. {{spoiler|Lancer's}} reaction is to cross his arms and say something to the effect of "Well, shit. That's just my luck." Then he goes and fights him to the death anyway.

* ''Heaven's Feel''. [[Villains Out Shopping|Kotomine Kirei]]. [[Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce|Mapo tofu.]]

'''Shirou''' "———————No." }}

* Also from HF, there is a scene where Ilya and Rin begin randomly arguing over which of them is Shirou's 'owner'. And then you get to ''pick which one of them is''. Rin's is kind of lackluster, but if you choose Ilya, both of them just completely ''freak out''. Rin goes completely berserk and starts accusing Shirou of having an... '[[Lolicon|ulterior motive]]' for his decision, while Ilya glomps onto Shirou in utter delight and promises to protect him from the 'scary girl', which of course just makes things worse...

** Doubles as a Heartwarming moment. Ilya's character sheet notes that {{spoiler|she only wants to be properly acknowledged and secretly thinks that Shirou won't. Choosing Ilya must mean a lot to her, as his reasoning involves calling himself "Ilya's guardian".}}

* There's also this little moment with Kirei in Heaven's Feel route.There's a serious scene where Rin and Shirou have a tense argument about {{spoiler|whether to kill Sakura.}} Cue a sudden crashing sound, Rin and Shirou stop in their tracks... and Kirei, casually providing his own commentary in the background. Leading to this conversation:

'''[[Will Not Tell a Lie|Kirei]]''': Who else? From the room she was in, you can somehow hear everything said in the chapel. I am sure she fled when she heard you discuss {{spoiler|killing her}}.<br />

'''Rin''': [[Flat What|Wha-]].<br />

'''[[Will Not Tell a Lie|Kirei]]''': Forgive me. [[Blatant Lies|It is a structural defect.]] }}

** Kirei just seems to [[Deadpan Snarker|snark]] his way through Heaven's Feel. One of his best is after Rin and Shirou get schooled by the route's [[Big Bad]] and are literally deposited on his door step.

* Every time [[Shipper on Deck|Taiga]] tries to [[Shipping|ship]] Sakura and Shirou. Hell, nearly every time Taiga graces the player.

* In one of the last Tiger Dojos in the Fate Route (after [[Bodyguard Betrayal|Saber kills Shirou]]; Taiga and Illya are happy to finally be able to give useful advise on how to avoid the bad end... until Illya points out that this dojo was so difficult to find that any players who came to it were probably trying to get there in the first place.

'''Taiga''': I-identity crisis! (''[[Stuff Blowing Up|cue random explosion]]'')<br />

'''Ilya''': ...?! Man, explosion endings are the worst...! }}