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** Not to mention the apparent obsession Victorians had with erotic spankings...

* Absolutely anything and everything nominated for the [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Bad Sex in Fiction]] award.

* ''[[IT]]'' gives us {{spoiler|an eleven year old gang bang, with all six of the main boys taking turns on the singular (very prepubescent) girl of the bunch to reforge their mental bond with one another}}. Many viewers are horribly trapped between a massive amount of [[Squick]] and being taken in at how awkwardly heartwarming the scene still manages to be, especially {{spoiler|[[Dogged Nice Guy|Ben]] finally getting to admit how much he loves her}}... aww, but eww, but aww...

* In the first ''[[Kitty Norville]]'' book, the image of a bunch of naked werewolves huddling together for warmth and closeness in a cave could be interpreted as [[Rule of Sexy]], or possibly a kind of [[Ugly Cute]]. But see the book's entry in [[Fridge Horror]] and then take another look. Earlier, the sex scene between Kitty and Carl is kinda hot, if you can dig the dom/sub aspect, but then Carl ends it by saying "I'll take care of you, and [[Abusive Parents|you don't ever have to grow up.]]"

* In the pilot episode of [[Stargate SG-1]] the extremely attractive Vaitiare Bandera has a funn frontal nude scene. Great... up until a Goa'uld symbiont burrows its way into her skull through the back of her neck.

* Used in-universe in the ''[[Community]]'' [[Christmas Episode]] "Regional Holiday Music"; at one point, Annie attempts to seduce Jeff into joining the Glee club by wearing a sexy Santa outfit and singing a provocative song. Since Annie is a rather attractive young woman, all would seemingly be good -- except that Annie, normally a quite intelligent person, intentionally dumbs herself down until she eventually ends up crawling around squeakily singing babyish gibberish. Jeff is visibly just as discomforted and squicked-out, if not more, as he is turned on by the whole thing. He's probably not the only one.

'''Annie:''' What's a deminiminmeghh? }}

 

* During the Atari 2600 era, a company called Mystique thought it would be a good idea to make erotic videogames for the system. -[[Beat]]- [[Face Palm|They made porn games for a console where dragons looked like]] [[media:AdventureDragon_8968.png|this]]!

* ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' has this as one of the jokes Female Undead can tell:

 

 

* ''[[Xkcd]]'': [http://xkcd.com/400/ Go Go Power Rangers!]

* ''[[Penny Arcade (Webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]'': [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/19/ In The Love Nest of Har'akki]

** "Let me paint you a picture...imagine a Chik'har hive maiden scuttling out of her mottled carapace. Her inviting translucent heaving with ripe larvae! She retracts her guard plates, where forty alien breasts bristle with nipples! Yes...a thousand times yes!"

* ''[[Shredded Moose]]'': [[Sarcasm Mode|everyone's favorite]] [[Gorn]]-filled misogynist [[Web Comic]] whose artist can't draw breasts is full of this.

* ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'': Dan of all people finds the vampire-swooning stuff "a little odd". Susan reminds: the worst vamp-Fetish Retardant is the simple [[Fridge Logic]]. [http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2009-10-29 Click the link] to extinguish those sparkles [[Ruined FOREVER|FOREVER]].

** Elliot was [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-13 beaten] by a bag full of these until he's in guilt-trippy mood and "fails at perversion" completely:

* That "[[Hotter and Sexier]]" issue of ''[[Sonichu]]''. Yikes.

* ''Kit 'N Kay Boodle'': A [[Furry Comic]] in which everybody [[Yiff|Yiffs]] around all the time. It might just be tolerable, if not for the fact that the characters are drawn in a cutesy cartoon style, clashing bizarrely with the rampant fucking.

* Parodied in ''[[The Onion]]'' article "[http://www.theonion.com/content/news/japan_pledges_to_halt_production Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke]", which describes in detail the fates of the unlucky purchasers of such titles as "Naughty Ginza Maids Drink Cocktail Of Refuse And Bile" and "Let's Underwear Shop In Chinbo-Sho Medical District".

* Intentionally evoked in the [[Dead Kennedys]] song "Too Drunk to Fuck" with the following lines:

Take out your fuckin' retainer, put it in your purse! }}

* Helmut Newton's "erotic" photographs.