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* In ''[[Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami|Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami]]'': "He was as a big as a bus and was wearing leather pants which dint hide his super big man thingy which was the size of a bus and twice as wide."
* Every single Sex scene in ''[[My Inner Life]]''. Only surpassed by the "Bonadage-ritual" scene, which is... [[Squick]] to the utmost.
* ''[[Forbiden Fruit:
* Pretty much every adult-rated fanfic encountered by the [[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]].
* ''Chocobo Nights'': even assuming that there are people out there who enjoy the thought of Tifa being impregnated by a chocobo, the [[Rouge Angles of Satin|terrible spelling]] renders it impossible to find this fic anything but either horrifying or funny.
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** Speaking of the [[Nasuverse]], Red Saber's transparent-skirted, panties-showing outfit in Fate/extra is turning out this way. Most of the fanbase doesn't find it hot; it's too out of place and hilarious.
* Sex in ''[[Fable (video game series)|Fable]]'' - the screen is blacked out, leaving you with only voice clips to go on. And every character in the game has a horrible, annoying voice. It's worse if you're going gay, too, since 100% of eligible male NPCs are ugly.
* Marian, the [[
* An [[Ecchi]] arcade game ''Pachinko Sexy Reaction 2'' (review [http://www.digitalmonkeybox.com/pachinko_sexy_reaction_2.htm here]) features such visions of beauty as [http://www.digitalmonkeybox.com/PReaction2.jpg this], [http://www.digitalmonkeybox.com/PReaction6.jpg this] and [http://www.digitalmonkeybox.com/PReaction4.jpg this]. It really says something when the [http://www.digitalmonkeybox.com/PReaction1.jpg in-game chibi characters] are far more attractive than the ones seen in the cutscenes.
* In ''[[Dragon Age]]: Origins'', the scene you get when you consummate one of the romance options fails on many levels. The music is bad, the visuals are bad, those involved are still wearing their underwear, and it goes on far too long. [[Mass Effect]] showed that less is definitely more.
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