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*** We have.
**** ...and that makes it ''even funnier.''
{{quote|"[http://encyclopediadramatica.comrs/Image:Bjtifa.jpg Why? What do you want me to do?]"}}
** [[Overly-Long Fighting Animation|Super Nova, International version]]. Sephiroth does destroy the Solar System in the original Japanese version (it's harder to see because the explosion happens so far away); but for the International Version, they not only redid the attack to have much better animation, but they also made the attack [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|incredibly over-the-top]], showing the destruction of several planets (with their names in case you don't know what Jupiter looks like), with the Sun being a whopping two feet in front of our heroes before going Super Nova. It's even worse with the knowledge that it is a percentage-based attack - [[Slap-On-The-Wrist Nuke|it will never directly kill the party]].
*** And it can MISS. A Supernova can miss, despite being two feet from the faces of the party. [[Convection, Schmonvection]] at it's mosty [[Narm|Narmful]].
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* ''[[Final Fantasy XIII]]'' has Lightning's speech to {{spoiler|Orphan}}. Though to be fair, it's really more of the script's fault than the actress's.
* Even though ''[[Final Fantasy XII]]'' has succeeded in avoiding Narm in the more serious moments of the game, there's the infamous yelling quest in which the objective is to go around the city shouting things like "I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCA!", "DON'T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES!", "BASCH LIVES!" and so on. It wouldn't be so bad, if you didn't have to that ''around 50 times'' to get the quest complete. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiwLi4juIgE Viewable here.]
** What about [https://web.archive.org/web/20121104103948/http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/7/75/Ff12-basch.jpg Basch's outfit]? Is that ''a potholder''? And ''a pink undershirt''?
* Right before the climax of ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'', Cloud tries to give a rousing speech to his party. What does he tell them? " {{spoiler|Let's mosey}}." Certainly intentional, because Cid makes fun of him for not sounding enough like a man.
* The ''[[Chocobo's Dungeon]]'' series has some very big threats and sometimes very heavy themes, but it all kind of falls flat when you factor in that all the villains are monologuing to a ''baby chocobo''.