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Line 1: {{~~work~~creator}} * [http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=121668667889347 The Middle Episode 2x01 "Back To School"] His list of things he'd rather do than watch [[The Middle]]. The list: Line 20: * Alex Reid: HURRRRRRRRRRR RAKING = COMEDY GOLD. ** His reaction to "the dumbest sitcom subplot ever". {{quote\| [[Fire Blogger]]: So that’s it? Just say, “Could you rearrange the cross-country meeting?” and you’ll get it changed? That’s all it would’ve taken? Bravo. You made one of the most pointless subplots in sitcom history. All of this could’ve been resolved with a simple visit to the school.}} * [http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=123343454388535 The Middle Episode 2x03 "The Diaper Incident] His [[Running Gag]] about wanting to play inFAMOUS. Line 26: Sarcastically calling Brick a [[Myth Buster]]. His prediction of Frankie being directed to the adult diapers, and his reaction when it happens. Pointing out Sean and Axl's [[Pac -Man Fever]]. All of his reactions to Sue's obnoxious subplot. After writing in Brad's dialog, he follows up with a [["Not Making This Up" Disclaimer]]. * [http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=124393404283540 The Middle Episode 2x04 "The Quarry"] He used the picture on the page for Anvilicious. Line 34: Calling the guitar music "the guitar equivalent of "buh-dum-tsh"". ** And finally... {{quote\| [[Fire Blogger]]: Ha ha ha, sexism is so funny.}} * [http://www.facebook.com/notes/fireblog/fireblog-riff-the-middle-episode-2x05-foreign-exchange/124723190917228 The Middle Episode 2x05 "Foreign Exchange"] The predictions strike again as [[Fire Blogger]] bets that the unchecked car was going to be [[Chekhov's Gun]]. Three words: CUTE WIDDLE WACIST! Pointing out the large number of sexist and racist jokes. Pointing out that Sue always appears to be... [[A Date ~~With~~with Rosie Palms\|"out of breath"]]. {{quote\| [[Fire Blogger]]: Maybe she thinks about Sean a little bit too much.~~<br />~~ [[Fire Blogger]]: OH, NO! WHO'S GOING TO DO THE CHORES TODAY?!HOW WILL THIS COMPLICATED, LAYERED CONFLICT EVER BE RESOLVED?!~~<br />~~ [[Fire Blogger]]: So what does Takayuki look like? He has a blank, stoic expression, permanently frozen on his face. He probably realized just what he got into by selling his soul for fame and signing a contract with idiots.~~<br />~~ [[Fire Blogger]]: In the middle of an argument, Takayuki says that “he can fix car”. We get dialog made of nothing but “I can fix car” “you can fix car” and “he can fix car”. Suddenly, I’m reminded of that famous [[Lolcat]], “I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?” }} * [http://www.facebook.com/notes/fireblog/fireblog-riff-the-middle-episode-2x06-halloween/125243237531890 The Middle Episode 2x06 "Halloween"] Line 61: ** His comments on "I'm alright until we see the sunlight" line. "Are they vampires?! I guess that would make a little sense, since they suck the greatness out of good songs, and plain suck, BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!" * [http://www.facebook.com/notes/fireblog/fireblog-music-riff-baby-covered-by-kidz-bop/129445557111658 Baby Covered By Kidz Bop] ** Pretty much the whole post, in spite of its short length. He goes insane by trying to figure out what's worse: Kidz Bop or [[~~Justin Bieber (Music)\|~~Justin Bieber]]. * [http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&¬e_id=130347687021445&id=154468544591691 FireBlog Riff: The Middle Episode 2x08 "Errand Boy"] Once again, predicting that Sue has not gotten rid of the [[Overly Long Gag\|cross country sweatshirt]]. Line 68: "If being unfunny was a crime, and cancellation was considered punishment, this show would’ve lasted less long than Australia’s Naughtiest Home Videos." His notable use of [[No Indoor Voice\|caps lock]], showing just how insane he is getting by the stupidity of the show. Noting that even though Mike and Sue are watching [[Twilight (~~Literature~~novel)\|Eclipse]], Eclipse [[Did Not Do the Research\|wasn't even released on DVD]] [[Epic Fail\|at the time the episode was filmed, or aired]], and coming to the conclusion that Mike and Sue are [[Alternate Character Interpretation\|watching a pirated version of the movie]]. ** Pointing out that he can handle anything that the show throws at him... only that a few paragraphs later, the show's stupidity has reached a magnitude to where his brains begin bleeding out of his ears, and then needing to hurry up with random shouts of gibberish, so that he can get to the emergency room. * [http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=134304703292410 FireBlog Riff: The Middle Episode 2x09 "Thanksgiving II"] Line 80: Pointing out why Frankie is a [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer\|"bit-kuh"]]. The picture of the kids at Christmas morning, and the caption, pointing out how creepy Sue looks. "THIS IS THE TROPE [[Viewers ~~Are~~are Morons\|"VIEWERS ARE MORONS"]] [[Up to Eleven\|TAKEN UP TO ELEVEN!]]" Referring to [[Full House Music]], [[Golden Moment]], and [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] in one sentence. ** His reaction to the manipulative "we still love each other no matter what, because we're family" ending.