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{{quote|"You're very popular in a number of state institutions." }}
** Not to mention some of their incredibly stupid questions:
{{quote|'''Fan''': If Superman fought [[The Flintstones|Fred Flintstone]], [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|who would win?]] <br />
'''Freakazoid''': Superman, I guess, unless Barney Rubble hit him from behind with a kryptonite club. }}
* One simple line: "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension. Thank you. And now back to our program."
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* "How [[Merchandise-Driven|toyetic]] can you get?"
* Pretty much all of "Statuesque", including the interrogation of the monsters.
{{quote|'''Freakzoid''': Do you know [[Eldritch Abomination|Vorn the Unspeakable?]]<br />
'''Dracula''': Yes. I haven't seen him around, if that's what you're asking. <br />
'''Freakazoid''': We'll ask the questions around here. Have you seen him around? <br />
'''Dracula''': No! <br />
'''Cosgrove''': [[Department of Redundancy Department|Have you seen him around?]] <br />
'''Dracula''': (angrily) No! (slams door). }}
** "All we know about Jeepers is that he's from Venice Beach California. Wait it minute, could it be that simple? Have we overlooked the obvious? Probably."