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*** May have been intentional in the film, but the University of Central Florida is in Orlando. Florida State University is in Tallahassee.
** Geographically, the state of Florida does somewhat resemble a you know what.
*** [[The Simpsons (animation)|"Florida? But that's America's wang!" "They prefer the Sunshine State."]]
*** Cex, "[http://www.last.fm/music/Cex/_/florida+%5Bis+shaped+like+a+big+droopy+dick+for+a+reason%5D Florida [is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason<nowiki>]</nowiki>]"
*** What does that make the Bahamas?
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** Entirely intentional. In Egyptian mythology Geb and Nut, the earth and the sky respectively, were lovers and were constantly, er, together. Ra was understandably annoyed at this because it prevented anything from living and so commanded Shu, the air, to separate them. Therefore, obelisks were built to represent the earth's constant desire to rejoin the sky. Clearly, we can all learn many things from the Egyptians.
*** The earth and the sky, [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|coming]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|together]]? Indeed.
** In the same vein, Karen Armstrong's book ''A Short History of Myth'' supports the thesis that
* At the main entrance to Converse College, an all-women's school in Spartanburg, SC, is a [http://s3.amazonaws.com/findagrave/photos/2001/258/440_1000655378.jpg monument to the founder], a Mr. Dexter Edgar Converse. You would have to see it to believe it. It is nothing less than the frontal silhouette of a 20' erect penis.
* [http://www.ryu.titech.ac.jp/~ysep/student/ysep2003/present/sydney/images/64c-big.jpg This is what ANZ Stadium in Sydney used to look like.] The jokes went on for the entire Sydney 2000 Olympics.
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* Large Hadron Collider? [[Incredibly Lame Pun|I only just met her!]]
* Stereotypical slash fans can come off as seeing [[Ho Yay]] in everything.
* The existence of this [[Real Life]] section is itself an instance of the
** From ''Psychotherapy'' by [[Melanie]]: "A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide."
{{quote|'''To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands":'''
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* [http://olympic-museum.de/mascot/mascot1996.htm Mascot of 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta] continues to be used very reluctantly to this day (to the point of omitting him in Olympic museum) thanks to media ridicule about it looking like a sperm.
** You show me a man whose sperm looks like Izzy, and I will show you a very infertile man.
* H.R.
** Not every picture of his has a penis in it. Some have vaginas or fetuses instead.
* Worms.
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