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{{quote|'''Columbus''': Caleb of Decatur, Georgia writes 'My step-grandparents are trapped in their RV by zombies and I need a good weapon to bust them out, something from around the house.'
'''[[Crazy Awesome|Tallahassee]]''': Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up.
|''[[Zombieland]]''|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}POtndU2h8yI Rule No. 6]}}
{{quote|'''Chandler''': Yes! Hitting [[Stalker with a Crush|her]] with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!
|''[[Friends]]''|''The One With The Stalker''}}
{{quote|'''Rapunzel''': Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa–
''(accidentally hits herself with pan)''
|''[[Tangled (2010 film)|Tangled]]''}}
{{quote|'''Flynn''': I have ''got'' to get me one of these!
|''[[Tangled (2010 film)|Tangled]]''}}
{{quote|"Why doesn't he come home...? I'm not crying! I just... have something in my eye... Here, take this. Smack that no-good on the noggin for me!"
|''Yang's Wife asks you to administer [[Percussive Maintenance]] to her husband''|''[[Final Fantasy IV]]''}}
{{quote|Violence stinks, no matter which end of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan. Sometimes people are just begging for that frypan, and if we weaken for a moment and honor their request, we should regard it as impulsive philanthropy, which we aren't in any position to afford, but shouldn't regret it too loudly lest we spoil the purity of the deed.
|[[Tom Robbins]]}}
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