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{{quote|''"From the future traveled a master race of cyborgs. They made abductions from Earth's past. The dinosaurs were trained as trackers. The humans were bred as slaves. Now a runaway slave escapes to a place his people call [[Heaven]]... we know it as Earth."''|''The [[Opening Narration]]''}}
If someone were to combine ''[[The Terminator]]'' and ''[[Jurassic Park]]'', with a fraction of the formers' budgets, while [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|throwing in religious overtones]] just to spice things up a bit, you'd get something close to '''''Future War''''', a [[Direct to Video|direct-to-video]] gem ([[So Bad It's Good|for a given value of "gem"]]) featured on [[Mystery Science Theater 3000/Recap/S10/E04 Future War|a season ten episode]] of ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''.
The story concerns "[[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|the Runaway]]," a slave who escapes his cyborg masters' spaceship and crash-lands just off the coast of California. Two cyborgs and a pack of dinosaur puppets are dispatched to recapture him. The Runaway kickboxes one of the cyborgs to death and takes down a dinosaur puppet, but is then unceremoniously [[Crash Into Hello|hit by a car]] driven by Sister Anne, a hooker/ganger/druggie-turned novitiate nun. Anne takes him back to her home, a half-way house inhabited by overweight men, and nurses the Runaway back to health. With him choking her and all, they seem to be hitting it off, but their growing bond is interrupted by a dinosaur puppet attack that claims one of Anne's friends.
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