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== Most of zOMG is a themepark built by Johnny K. Gambino. ==
With the possible exception of Barton Town and the Village Greens, there are far too many problems with zOMG for it to be the "real" world of Gaia.
* Everything is too small. Bill's "Ranch" is only big enough to sustain a family farm. Bassken "Lake" is smaller than some ponds.
* A deciduous forest (Bassken Lake) and a tropical forest (Otami Ruins, Old Aqueduct) could never be that close together in nature.
* Judging from the foliage in Zen Gardens, it's simultaneously Spring and Fall. The lower half is full of blossoming cherry trees, while the upper half is full of orange-leaved maple trees. There's even an area in the middle where you see both on the same screen. The simplest explanation is that the trees are artificial.
* Deadman's Pass doesn't go anywhere. The whole purpose of a pass is to ''go somewhere.'' Otherwise, it's not a pass.
** Well, there ''is'' that mansion on the hill...
* It doesn't match up with the other map of Gaia. Otami Ruins is located where the Durem Caves should be. The zurg portal is completely wrong - it's flat and lays on the ground, whereas the 'real' one is an upstanding ring. The Old Aqueduct is located where the Great Wall of Gambino should be. (And an aqueduct isn't a wall by any stretch.)
** Now don't quote me on this, but I think Lanzer confirmed that zOMG's map was supposed to be an extention of Gaia's original map. And considering that the old one is now just there for looks, people go along with it. On top of this, all of these areas are merely near Barton; because zOMG! is an extension of the Gaia map, that means there's more to this world than simply the four towns and the paths between them.
== Ruby is actually Rosalie. ==
Curly blonde hair, blue eyes, a penchant for slightly old-fashioned dresses and hair accessories/hats, names beginning with R, and both tend to be seen with a cute young son somewhere in tow. Coincidence? I think not.
** So does this mean Ian and Peyo are the same person?
*** No, just that Rosalie is a whore.
* It quite relates with the fact that Johnny took the place where an amnesiac Ian thought his family worked for generations to give to her. And she's probably a vampire, too. It would make all the Gino x Peyo shotacon fan squee with the fact it would turn out to an incest case.
** Oh, silly fanperson... Gino isn't shotacon! (Besides, they're too busy pairing him with Ian/Liam/that guy from the casino/his dad...
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**** Not if he's a robot!
* Counter-Theory: Ruby is the Twins' mother. She dresses racy enough for the part, and until they were retconned into being vampires, the girls had blue eyes like hers. In addition, the pre-redesign Twins look a little like Peyo in terms of face structure.
 
* Ruby and Rosalie are twins: it would make sense since they look WAY too similar for it to be a coincidence, and since twins run in the family (the ones I know anyway) that would explain AC and Marie being blue eyed blondes. However that would also mean that they are not only half sisters to Ian and Louie but also their cousins.
 
== Timmy is the Perfect Labtech clone ==
Or rather, Labtech 101's enginereed clone, to not suffer drawbacks from weird lab accidents like him. 101's reaction to the serum was amusing, and eerily alike to Timmy's personality (and before that, he was already sort like this). Also, nobody mentions ''who'' was that section's Boss, only that she was female, specialized in Genetics, and had a special, almost maternal (although sometimes, looking like romantic) fondness for 101. Doctor Singh is female, specialized in Genetics, and has a purely maternal fondness for the oh-so-similar Timmy, that perhaps mantained the memories, personality (or even [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|the soul]]), and Timmy himself loves her as a woman. Can anyone see a pattern? Conclusion: Singh is Boss, Timmy is 101's clone, because she knew the Grombie Reaction had a huge chance to happen, but liked 101 so much that she managed to build Timmy as his replica, or even, to a really weird extent, their son. Also, 101's name never was revealed, who knows if he wasn't Timothy by himself, and Timmy is Timothy the Second?
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== Peyo is a robot. ==
Peyo and Gino used to appear to be about the same age. While Gino's [[Plot -Relevant Age -Up]] did have other factors involved, he retained the appearance of a teenager even after he and his father were separated again. Peyo remains as little as ever. This could be ignored, except for the fact that Timmy, who also appears to be about the same age, is now going through puberty. While the other children in Gaia mature, Peyo has remained unchanged for more than four years now.
 
Clearly, Peyo is a robot. Ruby claims he's her son because 'bots are only legal in Aekea.
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* His new sprite after the remodeling of the shops seems older. Rina's, however, is the same.
** Rina has a new sprite now, and she clearly looks older (but not as peppy, which may be a good thing).
 
== Sasha is a recovering cancer patient. ==
Sasha's extraordinary thinness has been drawing fire from the fandom for some time, and her hair, streaks and flower included, are available from the shops as a ''wig''. Obviously the thinness is from her chemotherapy, and she wore a wig to hide that the chemo had also destroyed her hair. Since she's begun "growing out" the streaks and abandoned the flower, it means she's recovered enough that the chemotherapy has stopped and her own hair is growing back.
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== The "Bananaman" item represents Ray Comfort. ==
One of the Midsummer Swirl items was a man in a banana suit descriptively called "Bananaman." Now, young Earth creationist Ray Comfort has been known as the "Banana Man" since he released a video in which he claimed a banana was [[You Fail Biology Forever|proof of intelligent design]]. (He used a modern banana for his demonstration, apparently unaware that it was the result of years of domestication and that the wild banana could never be taken as "designed" for human consumption.) Part of Bananaman's costume covers his eyes, preventing him from seeing anything. Ray Comfort's arguments against evolution are so stupid, he appears to be ''massively'' willfully ignorant (in other words, blind).
* Except that the Bananaman item was a parody of an earlier item, "MANtis", which was the same man [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|in a praying mantis costume]]. Did Ray Comfort have anything to do with praying mantises?
** Well, he's a praying man T.I.S. (Praying Man of Terrific Ignorance and Stupidity)
 
== During the [[You Mean "Xmas"|Xmas]] '09 event, Santa ran away from... ==
Zhivago, AKA, The Sniper, who is still alive and waiting to take revenge on all of Gaia for the downfall of his master. Think about it: maybe Santa knows the whereabouts and plans of Zhivago and ran for it to warn Ian and Co. Alternatively, Labtech X and Zhivago have teamed up recently, and both want to know what Santa knows about the Elftech technology that saved him from the brink of death.
** Spring and Summer events are suggesting that Zhivago has a new boss. Just something to keep in mind.
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Sooner or later, X will learn about Gambino's assassination, and come looking for revenge because he wanted to do it first. This will likely bring him into contact with a) Gino or Edmund, who can redirect him to b) Zhivago, who can redirect him to c) {{spoiler|the Kuro Gang}}, thus sparking a massive all-out war reconnecting Gaia's main plot with that of zOMG!.
 
== In the final chapter of zOMG!, Labtech X will go back in time, wash up on the shore of the Isle De Nativ with [[Identity Amnesia]], and become {{spoiler|the original Johnny Gambino.}} ==
Thus creating a [[Stable Time Loop]].
* That would be really cool, but it would also make Johnny {{spoiler|a clone of a clone of a clone and so on into infinity}}. In theory, the structure of each "generation" would be less stable than the last; due to recursion, Johnny would be the ''infinitieth'' generation, and his composition would be so unstable that he would dematerialize before rising to power. This would in turn prevent his own existence entirely, since he would not have been around to create G Corp, and therefore would never have created...himself...[[Logic Bomb|I have a headache...]]
 
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