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* [[Likes Older Women]]: Azrael.
* [[Marshmallow Hell]]: Az [https://web.archive.org/web/20120419020614/http://www.outpostnine.com/gaijin_smash/2005/03/you-will-love-me.html gets one of these] from behind from one of his 15-year-old students. Unfortunately, he makes the mistake of turning his head to see what's pressed up against it.
* [[Meganekko]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20120111090116/http://outpostnine.com/editorials/picture2.html Ms. Americanized] is a subversion. She ''looks'' like a Meganekko, but she's pretty much the opposite of a [[Shrinking Violet]], having gained her nickname in part from being outspoken and vulgar even by American standards.
* [[Never Mess with Granny]]: Many, many examples. According to Az, they are the most powerful force in Japan. Especially if that Mount Fuji story is anything to go by.
* [[Nice Guy]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20120312010000/http://outpostnine.com/editorials/niceguy.html Well...]
* [[The Nicknamer]]: Az himself. See [[Only Known by Their Nickname]]. His real first name is known (it's Jeff), but almost never used.
* [["Not Making This Up" Disclaimer]]: You could almost make a drinking game out of it, though usually reserved for "Japan's weird did you know that?" entries.
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* [[Overprotective Dad]]: Ever since finding out he will be having a daughter, Az has been figuring out how to smuggle rocket launchers into Japan just in case.
* [[Platonic Life Partners]]: Several readers [[Shipping|insisted that Az hook up]] with [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Ms. Americanized]], to the point that he had to [[No Hugging, No Kissing|specifically tell them not to]] (besides, she was already dating someone else).
* [[Romantic Two-Girl Friendship]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20120525120928/http://www.outpostnine.com/gaijin_smash/2005/11/just-another-wednesday.html Ultimate Sweetness and her best friend.]
* [[Take Our Word for It]]: "The Octopus."
* [[Scary Black Man]]: How quite a few Japanese people react to Azrael (especially kids), he occasionally uses it to his advantage.
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