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* The end of the episodes "Temptation" and "Vendettas".
* The episode that introduces Goliath's clone:
{{quote| '''Goliath:''' You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.<br />
'''Hudson:''' Do you even know ''how'' to laugh maniacally? }}
* During "Enter Macbeth", Brooklyn convinces Lex to find a way out of their electrified cage with the following:
{{quote| '''Brooklyn:''' ''(poking the bars)'' *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow.}}
** Lexington has a line later on in the same episode which is hilarious more from the delivery than anything else.
{{quote| '''Goliath:''' ''*Deafening enraged roar*''<br />
'''Lexington:''' ''[deadpan]'' Looks like Bronx found Goliath. }}
* "Let's... go... ''[[Villains Out Shopping|shopping]]!''" It's the tone in Xanatos' voice.
* "The Mirror" is one long Funny Moment from the minute [[The Trickster|Puck]] starts casting spells.
{{quote| "Did you say "''that'' human" or "that ''human?''" Oh, never mind, [[Jackass Genie|I'll figure it out]]."}}
* The scene in the comic where Stone of Destiny and the {{spoiler|Holy Grail greet each other when they're alone.}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Stone:''' Hey.}}<br />
{{spoiler|'''Grail:''' Hey.}} }}
** {{spoiler|Remember, they are both ''ancient mystical artifacts''.}}
* In "City of Stone, Part 4", Goliath tries to stop Demona and Macbeth from fighting. He grabs them as they are locked in combat, only to get a face full of fist from both of them simultaneously. Serious moment, but by gosh was it funny.
* Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:
{{quote| '''Xanatos:''' "It's ''alive! Aliiiiiiiive!'' ...I've always wanted to say that."}}
* Thailog hearing Goliath let loose an angry roar:
{{quote| Now I know where I got the temper.}}
* Brooklyn notices that {{spoiler|his own ''clone'' is apparently having more romantic luck than him}}.
{{quote| {{spoiler|Oh, you ''gotta'' be kiddin' me...}}}}
* '''Xanatos:''' It's my first real stab at cliched villainy... (casually) How am I doing?
* "I don't remember any explosions in Bambi."
* It may be [[Canon Discontinuity]], but "And Justice For All" features Goliath making a [[Dynamic Entry]] into the courtroom where his sentence is about to be given, with the real criminal in tow. His first line afterwards: "Please forgive the dramatic entrance, Your Honor."
* In the only canon episode of the Goliath Chronicles we have this [[It Makes Sense in Context|golden line]] when Macbeth is having a live debate against a [[Fantastic Racism|Gargoyle hater]]:
{{quote| '''Macbeth:''' Madam, they ''burnt'' witches like you in the middle ages!}}
* In "Revelations":
{{quote| '''Matt:''' How accomodating of the Society to provide their senior members with [[Older Than They Look|rejuvination drugs.]]<br />
'''Mace Malone:''' ''[grins]'' [[Signed Up for the Dental|You should see the dental plan.]] }}
* "''YES!'' I ''betrayed'' you! You robbed me of my ''ultimate achievement!'' My ''greatest'' creation! I ''only'' took ''back'' what was ''miiine!'' ''[whispers]'' [[Large Ham|...there, how was that?"]]