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{{quote|'''Geek Scientist:''' Look, we have medics and guards standing by just in case. And this is one of our strongest containment rooms. Everything is under control.<br />
'''Joel:''' You do realize that the scientist say that in every horror movie, just before things go horribly wrong.<br />
'''Geek Scientist:''' This isn't a cheesy B-Movie, Joel. Relax! [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What could go wrong]]?<br />
'''Joel:''' Are you ''trying'' to get us all killed?|''[[Weregeek]]''}}
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TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes <br />
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed" <br />
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch [[Not Now, Kiddo|this trope]] unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it <br />
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet <br />
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN" <br />
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