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was written in 1787 (with Washington serving as the president of the Constitutional Convention), and Washington was unanimously elected President in 1788. His runner-up, [[John Adams]], served as Vice President because that's how things worked back then. He served two terms (refusing a third, despite popular demand), then retired to live on his plantation at Mount Vernon. This set a tradition for a "maximum of two terms in office" for Presidents, which was kept until [[Franklin D. Roosevelt]] was elected President ''four'' times in a row, after which the Constitution was amended to have the maximum of ten years be an actual rule. (Usually it's just eight, since the President can't serve half a term, unless he was a vice president who succeeded halfway through his predecessor's term.)
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc The closest thing Americans have to a real-life superhero.] While he might or might not have been Batman, Washington was definitely Bruce Wayne: His extensive real estate holdings made him the wealthiest man in Virginia, possibly in all North America. A man known as [[wikipedia:Parson Weems|Parson Weems]] wrote many stories about Washington, including the famous one that as a child, Washington chopped down his father's prize cherry tree, but, being [[Will Not Tell a Lie|unable to tell a lie]], promptly confessed to it.<ref>Although considered debunked for decades, historical research in the early 21st Century indicated [https://web.archive.org/web/2016032607264120120916012810/http://carlanthonyonline.com:80/2012/02/20/new-evidence-tells-truth-of-george-washingtons-cherry-tree-tale/ the anecdote may be more plausible] than has long been believed.</ref> Another (equally apocryphal) story says that he was able to throw a silver dollar across the Potomac River. Other rumors include tidbits like how his teeth were made of wood, and he was a Christian who prayed every day - though neither would have been unusual at the time. The American capital, Washington, D.C., is named for him, as is the state of Washington on the opposite side of the country (it gets confusing sometimes). Also no less than 30 counties, 27 cities and villages, ''241'' townships, and numerous parks, streets, and public schools throughout the United States.
 
[[Memetic Badass|He is also twelve stories high and made of radiation. Okay, not really.]]