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* "[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030312 Oh, help.] [[Deadpan Snarker|I-hav-been-ceptured-by-a-clenk.]] [[Casual Danger Dialog|Help. Help.]]"
* Agatha's reaction to Barry first giving her the locket just sums up the worldview these people have so well. Keep in mind Agatha was five at the time...
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'''Agatha:''' But ''why?''
'''Barry:''' Because... because as long as you do, your parents can...''protect you''.
'''Agatha:''' Really?
'''Barry:''' Really.
'''Agatha:''' But ''how'' can they protect me if they're not ''here?'' That's ''illogical''.
'''Barry:''' Um, it's...''science''.
'''Agatha:''' ''Ah'', you mean you'll explain it to me once I have a sufficiently advanced background education.
'''Barry:''' Er... ''yes''. }}
** Doubles as a tear-jerker if you know what the locket does to protect her
* Othar's reaction [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031020 here].
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* Bang, right from the moment she "introduces" herself.
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* Lucrezia's facial expression [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20041208 in the last panel here].
* "''[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040927 FOUL!]''"
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*** The return of the calming pie: "... still calm." "Yay, me!"
* Anything with the Jagers probably qualifies as one of these for someone.
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** "[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050810 'I hitt Mr Larz' (syned) a Brik.]"
** "[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071107 'Jenka, vy for iz Füst runnink away?]"
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* Agatha's reaction to her first cup of coffee. Spark Roast coffee sequence, complete with Von Mekkan's "''[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070625 PERFECT SAUCER!]''" and "Vid a Nize Kick!".
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070613 Coffee shop report scene]
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'''Gil''' (happily): Agatha! }}
** The [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071102 second] coffee shop report scene.
* Agatha's "[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080213 alibi]" for why she was sent to Castle Heterodyne.
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'''Agatha:''' "Poisoned thirty-seven people -- who ''complained'' about my ''cooking''." }}
* After utterly [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080307 kicking the crap out of Vole], Gilgamesh responds to Dimo's appreciation of his methodology.
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'''Dimo''': ...iz dat so?
'''Gilgamesh''': All seven Popes ordered it '''burned'''. }}
* Gil's [[Nice Hat|Fabulous Hat]]:[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080514 "Hey- NIZE HAT!"] "''That's'' it. Everything's going to go boom."
** [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081110 TA-DAH]!
** Not to mention the cries from the crowd filtering through the room afterward.
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** [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111012 It RETURNS!]
** ''[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120113 Foom!]''
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* Next strip: [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081112 it looks like Mechanicsburg wholeheartedly ships Agatha/Gil.] Complete with [[Stop Helping Me!]] from Gil, though naturally Zeetha is having way too much fun to stop.
* This troper, who is quite familiar with Baba Yaga from Russian Fairytales. just about fell over from laughter at [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050328 this strip.]
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'''Circus Member''': We need the eggs. }}
* The doctor taking care of Klaus, [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20091223 right here].
* Agatha sits down to dinner with the local royalty and inexplicably begins telling them everything about herself (including things she didn't even tell the carnival-folk she's been traveling with), then falls face-down into her tort. Turns out she's been slipped truth-serum in her wine. As she's being dragged off, she tells the prince she thinks he's cute.
* [[Genre Savvy|A special mention for the men]] carrying Anevka's squishy bits.
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'''Geisterdamen''': ''draws swords, hissing.''
'''Henchmen:''' (immediately raise their hands) }}
* "[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090706 I love Christmas!]"
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* The [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090720 last three panels of this strip] pretty much sum up the entire mentality behind the comic.
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090805 That smug condescending snake Tarvek]. "You ''know'' him?"
** Later repeated with Tweedle.
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'''Agatha''': Oh. That's Martellus von Blitzengaard.
'''Dimo''': Ho! Dot guy? Smek heem sum ''more!''
'''Agatha''': You [[Jerkass|know him]].}}
* Tarvek turning green [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090812 with a delirious, but appropriate] comment.
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* ...''[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100426 most]'' likely.
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100430 The] [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100503 bucket].
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100609 Zeuxippe]. Not only is she a hazard, but...
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* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100816 Violetta playing a chaperone]:
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** Made even funnier if you recall the title of [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040206 one of Gil's favorite books.]
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20101101 CHOPHEAD TINYBITS!] [[Anticlimax|*spak!*]]
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** If this is not a meme yet, it needs to be.
* How is Zola still moving? [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110103 This is how.]
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** Paging Warren Ellis, Mr. Ellis to the red courtesy phone.
* Castle Heterodyne "interpreting" an argument between [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090415 Gil and Zola for Agatha].
* You know that trick with laser pointers and cats? [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080922 So does Agatha].
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090311 This one.]
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** Agatha responding to [[Shipping|speculation]]: "WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?! ARE YOU TWELVE?!"
** *raises hand* Can I have a pretty dress too?
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* ''[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090717 Again?]''
* The one thing that can make even supergenius adventure heroes back off? [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090729 A really ugly spider the size of a human head.]
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"Yeah, this is just embarrassing ''everybody''." }}
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090819 This] strip.
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'''Gil''': This'll be ''great!'' I can get killing him out of my system ''and'' give him a hard time about it ''later!'' }}
** Especially the end line: "No, No! It's going to be all right! We're just going to ''kill'' you, and then you'll be ''fine!!''"
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* "'''''Now''' I vill not just keel '''HYU''' - Now I keel EFFERYVUN!'' ....[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070629 Hey]....Dot is verra gud coffee."
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110216 This page.]
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'''Travek:''' "Um- You think?"
'''Gil:''' "Wait. This is '''Castle Heterodyne.''' Maybe it's '''supposed''' to be on fire."
''' Castle A.I.:''' "'''FIRE?! AAHHH!! PUT IT OUT! SAVE MEEEE!'''"
'''Travek:''' "...apparently '''not.'''" }}
** And it '''was''' on [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110420 purpose.] Castle A.I. just forgot.
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110223 Lucrezia is very] [[Genre Savvy]].
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''(both Lucrezias freeze and look around in terror)''
'''Anveka!Lucrezia:''' "Do you ''want'' him to show up?!"
'''Zola!Lucrezia:''' "Ooh. So sorry, dear. I can't ''think'' of what came over me!" }}
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20101124 How they find the nervous system connections in the library.]
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'''Agatha:''' True. Well, let's try to think like a diabolical, paranoid, amoral megalomaniac. ...where would ''you'' put it?
'''Tarvek:''' Oh. Well, ''here.'' But--
[''SHOONK'']
'''Agatha:''' Ha! ''Perfect!'' Thanks, Tarvek!
'''Tarvek:''' Now just a ''minute!'' }}
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110209 This.]
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'''Tarvek:''' What makes you think I'm--
'''Gil:''' You're ''breathing''. }}
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110307 "Well, there's always the torture room."]
** The man who, on the whole, is absolutely unfazed at the prospect of being beaten and tortured copiously has one thing he cannot stand: being forced to stand around in a waiting room that is out of waiting numbers and has inappropriate music.
* Dimo admits he was listening at the door "like a grett beeg sneeky pents". And the reaction?
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'''Boris Dolokhov:''' Still, it ''was'' rather clever of him...
'''Zog:''' Hy ''said'' hy vos ''shocked''! }}
* General Khrizhan's idea for [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110318 getting the Other out of Agatha's head]. He knows how pipple vork!
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* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111024 "We're....going to have to break out those little iron cages for their children, aren't we?" "Uh-huh."]
* Baron Oublenmach is utterly convinced that the act of ringing the [[Doomy Dooms of Doom|Doom Bell]] will open the Heterodyne treasure vault, so that he can loot it. Unfortunately, as he actually gets to the top of the bell tower, [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111031 he begins to realize that he may have not thought this through.] The [[Mobile Maze|Castle]] [[Axe Crazy|Heterodyne's]] [[Squee|reaction]] is the best part, though von Mekkan's utter [[Genre Blindness]] compares.
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'''Castle Heterodyne''': "I love this part." }}
** A bit of [[Fridge Brilliance]] on the subsequent [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111104 elegant and finely crafted two-page spread]: Everyone is vibrating in their boots from the bell's chime, ''except Agatha''.
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*** {{spoiler|As does Gil. Hmmmm...}}
* All misunderstandings over Mamma Gkika's, [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111121 even when standing right before it].
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'''Gil''': It's not just a beer hall!
'''Sleipnir''': (seeing [[Stripperiffic|a barmaid]]) It'd ''better be'' just a beer hall! }}
* Agatha is worried she won't be a good ruler. Her seneschal assures her that she's got fifty generations of [[Bad Boss|lowered expectations]] [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111130 working for her].
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'''Councillor 2:''' A new record! }}
* Othar is a fountain of these.
{{quote|'''Boris:''' You found him?
'''Other Tryggvasen:''' But of course! Allow me to present Gilgamesh Wulfenbach--
''beat''|[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date{{=}}20111219 master of disguise!]}}
** {{spoiler|Tarvek}}'s expression just puts icing on the cake.
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* DuPree finds out [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120224 what Vole likes best].
* Gil's new and improved (and untested) falling machine.
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* Gil's theatrics when dealing with [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120305 Othar], and Tarvek and Othar's reactions to it.
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'''Othar''': Hey now! ''You'' make it sound absurd!
'''Gil''': We will make a '''daring escape''' in my '''amazing flying machine'''!
'''Tarvek''': Not the flying machine! '''[[Anything But That|Not the flying machine]]'''! }}
* The [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120210 background event] to hearing Klaus' story repeated. Apparently ''Tarvek'' is the only one who can actually like [[Take That Me|Foglio's storytelling]].
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