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''So soon I'll be off to Alberta!''
''...I mean Vancouver!''
''(Shit, her ''name'' is Alberta, she ''lives'' in Vancouver...)''
|'''Rod''', ''[[Avenue Q]]''}}
A convenient way to imply that a character is [[Transparent Closet|in the closet]], or covering for social ineptness: have them mention their girlfriend. [[Canada, Eh?|In Canada]]. She doesn't visit very often, but when she does they [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|just spend]] [[Have I Mentioned I Am Sexually Active Today?|all day in bed]]. No, you can't see a picture.
A subtrope of [[The Beard]], the
In the case where the girlfriend is actually fake, it is almost ''de rigueur'' that any discussion of her living situation more detailed than "in Canada" be comically inconsistent with any real Canadian geography or culture.
This trope is closely related to [[Operation: Jealousy]].
Contrast [[Long-Distance Relationship]], which is when they really ''do'' have a Girlfriend in Canada (or somewhere else far away). Compare [[Invented Individual]].
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== [[Theatre]] ==▼
* ''[[Avenue Q]]'': Possibly the most famous example, [[Transparent Closet|Rod]] sings ''My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada'', which provides the page quote. ▼
** And the song ends with an incredibly unexpected and exaggerated shout of {{spoiler|"AND I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT HER PUSSY AGAIN!!!!!}} A very funny example of [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]].▼
** A slightly bowdlerized version of the show used "boink her beaver," which adds another [[Canada, Eh?]] joke.▼
== [[Comic Books]] ==
* ''[[Knights of the Dinner Table]]'', Brian Van Hoose claimed to have a girlfriend named Alexis Marie. He sometimes pretended to call her or even booked motel rooms. He even once claimed they were engaged and sent out wedding invitations.
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* In one issue of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' comics, Milhouse's dad claims to have a girlfriend onboard the cruise ship everyone is on, and he always uses some excuse whenever anyone asks where she is. Subverted in that he actually does, and she really was just in the bathroom or tired every time he wasn't with her. Used later in a Romeo and Juliet parody, where Romeo (Nelson) claims that Tybalt (Jimbo) is just jealous because he has a real girlfriend. Jimbo replies with the trope.
== [[
* In ''[[Scott Pilgrim vs. Snow Flower and The Secret Hall Pass]]'', Shizuo wishes he had a girlfriend in Canada so he could get out of being in an arranged marriage.
* Played with in [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14087848/22/Watch chapter 22] of the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fic ''[[Watch]]'' by "Rorschach's Blot". While Minerva McGonagall and Rolanda Hooch reminisce about their time as teammates on the Holyhead Harpies in the 1940s, the topic turns to Minerva's then-boyfriend, later husband:
{{quote|"... half the team didn't believe he even existed until the wedding," Hooch sighed. Who could have guessed that anyone actually did have a Canadian boyfriend? They'd all figured their teammate was covering for the fact that most men were too intimidated by her reputation to ask her out. They couldn't be blamed for being skeptical.}}
* Molly Ritter, daughter of the liaison to the Okeechobee, Florida displacees' residence in ''[[My Apartment Manager is not an Isekai Character]]'', has a "snowbird" boyfriend who spends half his year in Toronto. Naturally she gets playful "Boyfriend in Canada" ribbing from her friends.
* Played with in the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fic ''[https://archiveofourown.org/works/23702959/chapters/56911591 That Universe over There]'' by "mytimeconsumingsidehobby": in a moment of panic Hogwarts student Thomas Harrington claims he has a French girlfriend named Adélie, who attends Beauxbatons. He in fact actually knows a girl at Beauxbatons named Adélie, and afterwards writes her and asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend to keep up the charade -- completely and thoroughly unaware that she would be delighted to be his ''real'' girlfriend. Amused, she agrees, and Harrington gains a real girlfriend without knowing it for ''quite'' a while.
== [[Film]] ==
* Anthony Michael Hall's character in ''[[The Breakfast Club]]'' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZwXN5OgikA claims to have a girlfriend]
{{quote|'''Bender:''' When have you ever gotten laid?
'''Brian:''' I've laid lots of times.
'''Bender:''' Name-one.
'''Brian:''' She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls; you wouldn't know her.
'''Bender:''' You ever laid anyone around here? [Brian, nervous that Claire might hear, motions for John to quiet down.] Oh...you and Claire did it...
'''Claire:''' What are you talking about?
'''Brian:''' Nothing, nothing. [to John] Let's just talk about it later, just drop it--
'''Claire:''' --No, drop what? What are you talking about?
'''Bender:''' Well, in addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, that currently you and he are riding the hobby horse.
'''Claire:''' Little pig!
'''Brian:''' No, I'm not, I'm--John said I was I cherry, I said I wasn't! That's it! That's all that was said!}} <!--https://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/breakfast-club-the/quote_4398.html-->
* [[Leslie Cheung]]'s character in ''[[The Chinese Feast]]'' hopes to get enough money to visit his girlfriend in Canada.
* Played with in ''[[Donnie Brasco]]''. Donnie is an undercover agent is infiltrating [[The Mafia]] in New York. He tells them he has a girlfriend "back in California" (because he actually has a wife, and doesn't want to cheat on her). The mobsters buy it hook, line, and sinker, despite never seeing him call, speak of, or show around photos of his alleged girlfriend.
* In ''[[Napoleon Dynamite]]'', Napoleon uses a sample modeling picture Deb gave him to convince Pedro that he has a girlfriend who lives in Oklahoma.
{{quote|'''Napoleon:''' My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn’t ’cause she’s doing some modelling right now.}}
* The Mayor in ''[[Chocolat]]'' uses this to attempt to cover up the fact that his wife has left him.
** He doesn't claim to have a girlfriend who lives somewhere else, he claims his wife is on an extended holiday and will come home soon. A played with version of this trope.
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* In ''[[Snakes on a Plane]]'', every time the [[Camp|highly effeminate male steward]] mentions his "girlfriend", the people listening roll their eyes and assume her to be this. {{spoiler|Until the end, where she shows up and they immediately start making out.}}
* In ''[[A Very Brady Sequel]]'', Jan, trying to make Marcia jealous, invents a boyfriend named George Glass using [[Line-of-Sight Name]]. Subverted when she tracks down an actual George Glass by movie's end. This was a storyline on [[The Brady Bunch|the original TV Series]].
** In a further [[Shout-Out]], ''[[Bridesmaids]]'' has Annie (Kristen Wiig) use the fictional George Glass to make Ted (Jon Hamm) jealous.
{{quote|'''Annie Walker:''' “George Glass is a very hot, nice guy, who likes me a lot and would probably love to be my date.”}}
* Played with and inverted in ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'':
{{quote|'''Lisa:''' Oh wait, I didn't tell you the best part: he loves the environment. Ooh wait, I still didn't tell you the best part: he's got an Irish brogue! No no, wait wait, I still didn't tell you the best part: ''he's not imaginary''!}}
* ''[[Lars and the Real Girl]]'': Lars claims to have [[Online Romance|met a girl over the Internet]] -- a sweet, wheelchair-bound missionary named Bianca. No one has the heart to tell poor Lars that he has finally gone crazy and fallen in love with a [[Sex Bot|Real Doll sex doll]].
== [[Literature]] ==
* [[Older Than Print]]: In Mary de France's 12th-century poem, ''[[wikipedia:Lanval|Lanval,]]'' Sir Lanval responds to Queen Guinevere's insinuation that "women are not what you prefer, but that there are very many pretty boys with whom you prefer to take your joys" by saying that he ''does'' have a girlfriend... she's just... a mystical being... who Guinevere doesn't know... and whom Guinevere can never meet.... yeah, that makes sense. {{spoiler|Made all the more amusing by the fact that it's ''true''.}}
== [[Live
* ''[[Chuck]]'': Emmett Milbarge claims to have a girlfriend named Henrietta in Ontario.
* In the pilot episode of ''[[Glee]]'', Sandy Ryerson claims that the scandal that got him sacked almost cost him his long distance girlfriend in another city. Will does not look convinced.
* Bohort's wife in ''[[Kaamelott]]'' is an interesting example in that she's mentioned by Bohort as getting very sick whenever she goes anywhere, and is thus never seen. Everyone goes "Sick. Riiiiiiiight.", but at the end of the episode, we do see his wife. It should be mentioned that she shows up to enforce the character's heterosexuality, as Bohort's very... refined nature ended up putting the actor on the cover of a gay magazine.
* In ''[[How I Met Your Mother]],'' Ted regrets that he didn't know the Canadian Robin in
* Subverted in "Mr. [[Monk]] and the Employee of the Month". Randy's girlfriend appears to be one of these: the picture he shows Sharona is the one that came with his wallet ("She's a wallet model!") and he gives what appears to be a [[Line-of-Sight Name]]... except that at the end of the episode, we actually see her waving to him from a taxi (and shouting that she loves him).
** We do. Unfortunately for Randy, none of the others do before she leaves, leaving her existence in [[Cassandra Truth]] territory.
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** And again with her next boyfriend with a throwaway line about having a "boyfriend in Canada" when Frank claims to have a girlfriend, conveniently explaining why he didn't show up in that week's episode.
{{quote|'''Liz''': Seriously, Criss is in Canada this week.}}
** And again with Liz Lemon: “My boyfriend, astronaut Mike Dexter, will be picking me up. On his motorcycle.” Dexter enjoys kissing, dance competition and space travel but alas, as king of Monaco he's not actually Canadian, eh?
* ''[[The OC]]'' did this twice. In Season One, Oliver Trask mentioned his girlfriend Natalie Bishop who "went to Pacific". {{spoiler|Natalie Bishop was a middle-aged woman who worked in the hotel Oliver lived in. She says she'd "known him since he was a little guy", which adds to the creepiness.}} In Season Two, The less crazy Zach Stephens mentioned a girlfriend he met in Italy named "Francesca".
* Subverted in the ''[[Grounded for Life]]'' episode "Space Camp Oddity", where Brad says that he had a girlfriend at Space Camp, and brings up several lame excuses when people want to meet her. Eventually, she appears, played by [[Mila Kunis]].
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* In an episode of ''[[The Brady Bunch]]'', Jan pretends to have a boyfriend named George Glass. She also does the same thing in ''A Very Brady Sequel'', and at the end of the movie, ends up finding a real boyfriend with the same name.
* On ''[[3rd Rock from the Sun]]'', Dick wants to invite Nina and her boyfriend to dinner, but Mary suspects that Nina's boyfriend doesn't actually exist. The quickness with which Nina turns down the invitation to a double-date does not assuage that suspicion.
* Harmony on ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' and ''[[Angel]]'' did this a lot according to Willow. "Oh, he goes to a different school, you wouldn't know him." But when Willow cites this, Harmony is actually in a relationship with Spike.
* In ''[[The IT Crowd]]'' episode "Jen The Fredo", Moss talks about a girlfriend he had "on holiday", causing Roy to snap "They're always on holiday, aren't they Moss?".
* Howard tells the others this in ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]''. When he actually does get a girlfriend, she's out of town when Leonard's mom comes over...which is unfortunate, since Leonard's mom is convinced he and Raj are in the closet.
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* In ''[[Community]]'', Pierce, during his accidental phone call, tells his mother that he has one.
== [[Music]] ==
* In the ''[[They Might Be Giants]]'' song "Withered Hope", it's mentioned "Withered Hope says she has a soul-mate / Living in a city in another state".
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8 Wait a minute...]
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== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
* In one arc in the ''[[Alex]]'' comic strip, Alex and Clive end up in [[Narnia]] where they meet all kinds of creatures that only exist in 'make-believe'. This includes the 'girlfriend in London' Clive claimed to have had while at university.
▲== [[Theatre]] ==
▲* ''[[Avenue Q]]'': Possibly the most famous example, [[Transparent Closet|Rod]] sings ''My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada'', which provides the page quote.
▲** And the song ends with an incredibly unexpected and exaggerated shout of {{spoiler|"AND I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT HER PUSSY AGAIN!!!!!}} A very funny example of [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]].
▲** A slightly bowdlerized version of the show used "boink her beaver," which adds another [[Canada, Eh?]] joke.
== [[Video Games]] ==
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[Mission Hill]]'': Played straight with both Kevin and George. When told by Toby that George had a girlfriend in Singapore, Kevin mentions that he claimed to have a
* [[The Penguins of Madagascar|King Julien]] claims he has girlfriends in Canada, but you can trust him that they are made up... with lipstick and mascara, he means, but tastefully.
* ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'': At an ice-skating event, Moe insists that all figure skaters are gay. One of the skaters points out that this is a common misconception as he has a girlfriend in Vancouver, to which Moe retorts, "Made up girlfriend, made up city."
** Subverted in ''[[The Simpsons]]'' Treehouse of Horror XI segement "Scary Tales Can Come True" which parodies the story of Hansel and Gretel. Captured in the witch's gingerbread cottage, Lisa mocks her for not having a social life. The witch claims to have a boyfriend named George Cauldron (a riff on ''The Brady Bunch'' episode mentioned above) but Lisa and Bart are less than convinced. At the end of the segment, after Homer cooks the witch in her own oven, a handsome and real George Cauldron arrives and asks for her.
* ''[[Family Guy]]'': [[Butt Monkey|Meg Griffin]] occasionally pretends to be in a relationship, although none of her family members ever believe her.
{{quote|'''Meg:''' Don't mind me, guys, I'm just writing a letter to my boyfriend. ''(reading aloud as she types on a laptop)'' "Dear [[Hello, Insert Name Here|My Boyfriend]], thank you for making out with me, recently, on purpose. That was cool. Those flowers that you totally sent me were really pretty, just like you say I am."
'''Chris:''' You're so full of shit, Meg. }}
* ''[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]]'': Frankie spent most of an episode trying to expose a new imaginary friend as a real human pretending to be imaginary. The friend claimed his maker lived in Canada. Then it was revealed he was really imaginary and his maker really came from Canada.
* ''[[Harley Quinn (TV series)|Harley Quinn]]'' In the third season episode "The 83rd Annual Villy Awards", it seems Kite Man (who broke up with Ivy in the previous season) is going this route, insisting he has a girlfriend, but she is simply late. In truth, this is subverted, he does indeed have a date - Golden Glider - and she is a knockout, she's just too anxious to go and meet with him while his ex-fiancé is there; Ivy convinces her to do so.
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* In ''[[Questionable Content]]'', Dora mentions that Sven actually had a Canadian girlfriend, and that his resulting screaming fight with the enraged ''Quebecoise'' was "the best Thanksgiving ever".
** [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=643 Deathbot 9000], on the other hand, apparently plays this trope entirely straight.
** In addition, Raven briefly has a ''boyfriend'' in Canada. He eventually appears in
* Ash in ''[[Misfile]]'' doesn't want to deal with the [[Squick|awkwardness]] of a boyfriend [[Gender Bender|while a girl]] or having to explain who [[Our Angels Are Different|Rumisiel]] is, so she claims that he's her boyfriend from Canada who is visiting through a foreign exchange program.
** And so is his visiting brother. Who both live with her.
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== [[Web Original]] ==
* ''[[The Onion]]'' has played with this trope:
** ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20100219062302/http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38767 Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated]'': "And he said Audrey couldn't come here because she didn't get any time off from school for Christmas, since they don't observe it in Canada. At least not in the French-speaking parts like Alberta."
** ''[http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-homosexual-thinks-hes-still-in-the-closet,690/ Area Homosexual Thinks He's Still In The Closet]'' also uses this trope as part of a [[Transparent Closet]].
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20110109013425/http://web.me.com/magwier/albruno3/The_Binder_Of_Shame.html Al Bruno III's] [[Binder of Shame]], a series of satirical stories about a tabletop gaming group. One character claims to have a girlfriend in Canada. No one believes him, of course. He leaves for a year or so. In the meantime, a second fellow gets a girlfriend who actually shows up to gaming sessions. When the first fellow returns, he is very upset that the girl (yes, his girlfriend) has been cheating on him, and the second fellow gets upset that the girl failed to tell him she was Canadian.
{{quote|"I told you I was from [[H.P. Lovecraft|Shadowed Innsmouth]] because I was afraid there would be a stigma."}}
* Urban Dictionary entry [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=my%20girlfriend%20who%20lives%20in%20canada here].
* [[Homestar Runner|Strong Bad]] claims to have many, many girlfriends... who we never see because they're supposedly visiting other planets.
{{quote|'''Strong Bad''': And she was a very, very special lady. And she loved me so much and had skinny blonde hair and was always hanging out at the beach, gazing at a photo of me... Too bad when she had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on. I'll probably never see her again. And neither will any of you.}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130205023929/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/3643-Canadian-Girlfriend This] ''[[Loading Ready Run]]'' skit, complete with highlighting the issues of this problem if you live in Canada.
== [[Real Life]] ==
* A non-gay version was done by undercover FBI agent Joseph Pistone AKA [[Donnie Brasco]]. Pistone was married but was posing as an unattached jewel thief, and so needed a plausible reason for the other mobsters why he didn't put the moves on other women, or was away to see his real family. So he'd pretend to have an out-of-state girlfriend.
* The ''Haskell Free Library and Opera House'' bears the name of a Vermont sawmill owner who espoused a Girlfriend in Canada... on the [[Girl Next Door|other side of the same village]]. They deliberately built this directly on the border in 1904, for use by both sides. [[Canada]] is not always a [[Long-Distance Relationship]].
* There are actually plenty of heterosexual men who have girlfriends who happen to live in Canada, especially Canadian men. Lesbians, especially Canadian lesbians, also have plenty of good reasons to fall in love with a Girlfriend in Canada, as [[Sweeps Week Lesbian Kiss|they're very kissable]] and same-sex marriage has long been legal in the land of the Canada Goose.
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