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{{trope}}
{{quote|''There's a goblin in my clan named "Stop the Ceremony I Swallowed A Bug". Yeah, our teller really sucks at naming ceremonies.''
|'''Piss Off I Have a Headache, "Hava" for short,''' ''[[Goblins]]'' }}
Someone who can't think of good names for things (or people if it's the character's kids). The names are [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|too long]], [[Non-Indicative Name|don't fit the thing(s)]], or are just weird.
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[[Fail O'Suckyname]] can overlap with this. Not to be confused with [[The Nicknamer]], no matter how lame those nicknames are.
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▲== Anime & Manga ==
* Renge from ''[[Airmaster]]''. She has a tendency to give ridiculously bad names for Maki's signature moves, before one of the other girls interrupt her with a better name. They routinely joke that she has "No naming-sense".
* [[Cloudcuckoolander|Finland]] from ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' tried to name his pet dog "Go For It! Bomber" before [[Ho Yay|his partner]] [[Gentle Giant|Sweden]] stopped him. And then he went for "Bloody Flower Egg"....
* In ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', in an extra story in the manga, Col. Mustang says Lt. Hawkeye is this after she [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|adopts an abandoned puppy]] and names it "Black Hayate."
* In ''[[Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei]]'', [[The Pollyanna|Kafuka Fuura]] gives her teacher, [[Death Seeker|Nozomu Itoshiki]], the name "Pink Supervisor" after he tries to kill himself by hanging from a cherry tree in full bloom. He of course hates it, thus prompting Fuura to try and pay Itoshiki to allow her to call him that.
* Konoe Subaru from ''[[Mayo Chiki]]''.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander|Luffy]] from
* ''[[Hayate the Combat Butler]]'' gives us [[Student Council President]] Hinagiku Katsura. Despite being amazing at almost everything, if she names anything it will be immediately called out by whoever is present. They aren't weird or long names either, just really, really simplistic such as basically naming a baby sparrow 'brown bird'. Hayate typically is exasperated by her naming sense, which is [[Hilarious in Hindsight|funny]] when you consider
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* In one ''[[Ultimate Fantastic Four]]'' comic, Ben, Sue, and Johnny all complain that Reed can't name things (the example they give being "The Fantasti-car"). Dr. Storm then says they should let Johnny name the shuttle Reed's reinventing. He names it the "Awesome". Reed is not amused.
** And later, just before the title got canceled, Ben is on his own and helps set up a shuttle to save Sue. He comments that "I finally got to name one of these doohickeys myself" while we see that the shuttle sports the name "Awesome II".
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* In ''[[All-Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder]]'', Dick Grayson, [[Overly Long Gag|age 12]], tells [[Memetic Mutation|The Goddamn Batman]] that "Batmobile" sounds lame. <s>Batman</s> [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Crazy Steve]] visibly takes offense and tells Dick to shut up. Later he [[Rant-Inducing Slight|rants]] at Black Canary for making the same mistake.
* In the "The Wake" storyline for Neil Gaiman's ''[[The Sandman]]'' series, some of The Endless create a golem and ask Delerium to name him. After Delerium's first suggestion, "Plippy Ploppy Cheese Nose", Death has to give her a little guidance in naming conventions.
== Fan Works ==
* In an [[Abridged Series]] of ''[[Trigun]]'', Knives is voiced as though he was [[Austin Powers|Dr. Evil]], and his plans have names that are sexual in nature, and he never gets it. One plan is to steal a lumber from a place before dawn, and he calls it "Operation [[Raging Stiffie|Morning Wood]]".
* The Guides in ''[[Deserving]]'' apparently do this to the children the local version of the [[Harry Potter]] [[Fandom
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* In ''[[Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs]]'', most of Flint's inventions have pretty straightforward names, even if they don't exactly roll off the tongue (Hair Un-balder, anyone?). However, his latest invention has the unwieldy title of "Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator" or [[Fun with Acronyms|FLDSMDFR]] for short.
* As seen in the Western Animation section below, the military in [[South Park]]: [[The Movie|Bigger, Longer, and Uncut]] are spectacularly literal minded with their operation names. The first wave of their attack plan, consisting of african american soldiers, is called Operation [[Human Shield]], and the second wave is Operation [[Crosses the Line Twice|Get Behind the Darky]]
* Subverted then played straight in ''[[Monsters, Inc.]]:'' When a co-worker catches Mike yelling at Sulley, Mike plays it off as rehearsing for the company musical, improbably named "Put That Thing Back Where it Came from, or So Help Me...." Later played straight when it's revealed that they actually did put on the musical.
* In the ''[[Wild Wild West (film)|Wild Wild West]]'' movie, Artemus Gordon was constantly using long, awkward terms to name his inventions.
* In ''[[Down Periscope]]'', we learn early that the electrician's name is "Nitro". But he's working on a nickname: "Mike".
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*** In ''Nanny Ogg's Cookbook'', during the course of preparing a cheese sandwich, he redesigns a war machine to pull a plough and, since it's key feature is ''traction'', calls it the Machine For Pulling Heavy Loads. Also, to keep dairies cool for the cheese, he invents a device for regulating temperature by means of metal strips coupled to pulleys. He calls it the Device For Regulating Temperature By Means of Metal Stips (Coupled to Pulleys)
*** The Make Words With Tiles That Have Been All Mixed Up Game!
*** And his code-breaking [[Fun with Acronyms|Engine for the Neutralisation of Information via the Generation of Miasmic Alphabets]].
** Lancre ''as a country'' is [[Running Gag|repeatedly said]] to suffer from this sort of thing, for two reasons. Firstly, its largely rural and uncomplicated population tend to choose names without regard for meaning ("There'd be a little Chlamydia running around today if her mother hadn't decided Sally was easier to spell"); and secondly, the Lancrastian naming custom dictating that whatever the naming priest says at the appropriate moment ''is'' the name. This has led to such gems as Princess Esmeralda Margaret Note Spelling, King My God He's Heavy the First, and James What The Hell's That Cow Doing In Here Poorchick.
*** [[Noodle Incident|"That was a very strange ceremony, as I recall."]]
** Lancre is also the home of the unfortunate Carter family. They started by naming the daughters after virtues. When that backfired, (Chastity Carter is a prostitute, Patience Carter is famously short-tempered, etc) they switched tactics and named the sons after vices. This has worked out better - Anger Carter is known for being even-tempered, and Bestiality Carter is famous for his kindness to animals.
** And then there are the Wee Free Men, including Not-as-Big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-Bigger-than-Wee-Jock Jock.
* In the book [[Film of the Book|and film]] ''[[Where the Heart Is]]'', Lexie names her kids after the food she craved while pregnant with them.
* In ''Things Snowball'' by Rich Hall, Morpheus, the bestower of superhero powers, is partially deaf and liable to mispronounce names. This has resulted in the creation of superheroes like Merman (originally intended to be a water-themed superhero, he instead became the world's first Orthodox Jew superhero and objected to fighting crime on the sabbath), and Incest Boy (who was originally intended to have the power of insects, but now has to activate his powers by... [[Squick|well, work it out for yourself]]).
* Hermione starts the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare in ''[[Harry Potter and the
* In [[Jack Chalker]]'s ''[[River of Dancing Gods]]'' novels, the hero names his magic sword -- the last unnamed magic sword, in fact -- after his son. Whose name is Irving, thanks to an attempt to curry favor with a rich relative. He never stops getting funny looks and comments for it.
* ''[[Dragonriders of Pern]]'' has this problem endemic on the eponymous planet for last millennia. For example, common local mounts are called "runnerbeasts".
== Live-Action TV ==
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* In the French series ''[[Kaamelott]]'', this is a habit of young knights Gauvain and Yvain, mostly because they're trying to use words that they think sound cool without having a clue of their meaning. Gauvain insists on the nickname "Knight of the Pancreas". For their duo, they came up with the name "''Les Petits Pédestres''" (which sound a lot like "The Little Faggots"). After encountering traveling Indians with an elephant, Yvain wanted to be called "The Elephant of Cameliard"—but he got it mixed with "The Orphan of Cameliard", starting the rumor that his parents, the king and queen of Cameliard, were dead. They weren't pleased.
* [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy]]'s mom once formed an organization called "Mothers Opposed to the Occult," or ''MOO''. The other characters were not impressed.
* In the ''[[Community]]'' episode, ''[[Dungeons
* Dean of ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'' earned his place on this page in season 6, when Eve started creating her brand new monster hybrids.
{{quote|'''Dean:''' What do you call these?
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** Sam and Bobby were understandably skeptical.
* On ''[[The Daily Show]]'', most of the segments involve [[Punny Name|Punny Titles]] that Jon Stewart or his staff come up with to riff on the media issue he's discussing. Occasionally Stewart will go through a series of lame or [[Unfortunate Implications|unfortunate]] versions before settling on the final one.
* On ''[[Scrubs]]'': "Janitor lunch eater."
* From ''[[Red Dwarf]]'', Rimmer and "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society," which, like Hermione Granger's SPEW mentioned above, has a somewhat unfortunate acronym.
== Puppet Shows ==
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== [[Recorded and Stand
* [[Patton Oswalt]] has a bit about a kid who wrote a movie which featured a horse named "Michael Tanner." He then, being Patton, says it's like having a sword, "crafted from pure, hot steel from the bowels of hell, and bonded with the soul of an ancient warlord, and its name is Gary Blevins!"
== Tabletop Games ==
* ''[[Forgotten Realms]]'' (or rather Netheril) was blessed with the presence of the great artificier Congenio Ioun. He in turn was blessed with not having to peddle his inventions, agreeable attitude and a lot of friends and colleagues better than him at naming things. Because that's where his brilliance ended. His own name for Ioun Stones, for example, was "Congenio's Pebbles".
* In a meta example, Kirby Lee Davis, the author of the legendarily awful RPG ''[[The Spawn of Fashan]]''. Just about every unique name in the game's setting is a prime example of [[Fail O'Suckyname]]. The land of "Boosboodle"? Monsters called "maki", "gruf" and "foklom", among others? Cities named "Biddles" and "Crumbudz"? And the only ocean on the world map is helpfully identified as the "Sea of the Salt Water Fish". And the only name he could come up with for the system's currency was the "bank note".
== Video Games ==
* A lot of things that gnome and goblin engineers make in ''[[World of Warcraft]]''. Wrench? No no no, it's an Arclight Spanner. Screwdriver? No, that's a Gyromatic Micro-Adjustor. Heat Sink? Hyper-Radiant Flame Reflector. Fishing Lure? Aquadynamic Fish Attractor.
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* Karol from ''[[Tales of Vesperia]]''. Unluckily for him, his name suggestions are always rejected and he is klonked on the head.
* Simultaneously averted and played straight by a civic group in ''[[GTA Radio|GTA: Liberty City Stories]]''. Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. Try making an acronym out of that. (Acronym NSFW)
* Aurica from ''[[Ar tonelico]]''. You can still go with her names for the items you make, but really, you're better off using your own or a different Reyvateil to name stuff. In the second game, {{spoiler|Mir}} even refers to her as "the girl who sucks at naming things."
* If you don't type in a player name on ''[[You Don't Know Jack]]'', the host will assign you a completely random name like "ladder" or "toilet."
* Rouge from ''[[Mega Man Zero]]'' turns out to be this in one audio drama. When pressed to give a name to the Baby Elves, a pair of cute, ball-shaped [[Energy Beings]], she seriously proposes "[[Crime and Punishment]]". This gets her into an argument with the other operator where they accuse each other of being this.
* In ''[[Sengoku Rance]]'', Kou decides to call the dungeon in Oda the "Miso Katsu Dungeon". Rance is probably an even worse namer, suggesting "The Biographies of Eight Satomi Dogs" (which actually turned out to be [[Cassandra Truth|somewhat accurate]],) as a good dungeon name. And then there's the [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"|hyper weapon]]...
* In ''[[Strong Bad's
* This is the one of the first things we learn about {{Spoiler|Asgore}} Dreemurr, the king of the Underworld in ''[[Undertale]]''. It's a [[Running Gag]] that, for all his good qualities as a king and as a person, the guy has no name sense and will always go for the obvious. Every location in the game was named for him and it shows. Establish a place as their new living place? Call it "Home". Having to relocate? Call the new place "New Home". The snowy town? "Snowdin'". The place with the waterfalls? "Waterfall". The very hot place? "Hotland". {{Spoiler|The kid he has with his wife Toriel? Well, let's just mashup both names and name him "Asriel".}}.
** In a meta sense, this extends to his boss theme, {{Spoiler|"ASGORE"}}. It's just his name in all caps. Albeit the theme of his intro has a more original and [[Meaningful Name]]: [[King in the Mountain|Bergentrückung]].
** Fueling the thing even more, {{Spoiler|it seems that the trait is inheritable! When Asriel revives as a self-aware flower, he adopts the monicker "Flowey the Flower".}}
== Web Comics ==
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* The players from ''[[Darths and Droids]]'' consider the GM to be one of these (and many times end up taking [[Cloudcuckoolander|Sally's]] names instead).
* In ''[[Everyday Heroes]]'', Mr. Mighty once worked for a superhero group known as the '''G'''roup '''O'''f '''O'''fficial '''D'''o-'''G'''ooders '''U'''nited '''I'''n '''S'''uppressing '''E'''vil... or for short, GOODGUISE.
* ''[[Married to The Sea]]'' [http://www.marriedtothesea.com/index.php?date=012117 shows us] the ancient inventor of "Portable Open-Top". At least, [[Fun with Acronyms|it ended up abbreviated]].
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