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** [[Endangered Species|They actually almost went extinct at some point,]] but then somebody found about five flocks of the things somewhere in western Minnesota, [[Humans Are Morons|and, naturally, decided that these birds were]] [[Rule of Cute|too pretty]] [[Humans Are Morons|to let them become extinct.]] At least [[Pandaing to the Audience|pandas]] don't come in swarms.

** In one infamous incidence in 2009, a flock of Canadian geese somehow got into an airplane's engine while said plane was flying over Manhattan. If the pilot didn't have military training and manage to safely land the plane in the Hudson River (no deaths!), we could have had ourselves another needless airliner tragedy.

* For those in cities: pigeons. For those near a shore/on an island: seagulls. For those in Minnesota, both.

* For Australians that live on the Queensland coast, bush turkeys. They're everywhere. To make matters worse, they incubate eggs by making a compost heap and laying in the warm, rotting vegetation. If you have anything remotely resembling a garden, they will earthmove all your mulch and plants to their nest. They can destroy an entire garden overnight, moving all the mulch and seedlings across a road and into the nature strip.