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Line 11: == San Andreas == So many we had to give it [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas ~~(Video Game)~~/Funny\|its own page]]. == Liberty City Stories == Also has [[Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories ~~(Video Game)~~/Funny\|its own page]]. == Vice City Stories == == Grand Theft Auto IV == [[Grand Theft Auto IV ~~(Video Game)~~/Funny\|Got its own page, too.]] Just go there for GTA IV laughs. == Episodes from Liberty City (L&tD/BoGT) == Line 27: * The radio stations also contain some gems. One from ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'': {{quote\| "They kidnapped your wife!"~~<br />~~ "But I'm not married!"~~<br />~~ "You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''" }} * The talk radio stations can be absolutely hilarious. This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!" * In GTA 3, the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0mH0YomgAY Citizens Raging Against Phones] group on Chatterbox is hilarious. {{quote\| '''Protestor:''' Liberty City was great, before phones ruined everything.~~<br />~~ '''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.~~<br />~~ '''Protestor:''' LIAR!~~<br />~~ '''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!~~<br />~~ '''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants on fire!~~<br />~~ '''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?~~<br />~~ '''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!~~<br />~~ '''Lazlo:''' Shut up!~~<br />~~ '''Protestor:''' You shut up!~~<br />~~ '''Lazlo:''' Stupid!~~<br />~~ '''Protestor:''' Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!~~<br />~~ '''Lazlo:''' Ugh, we're going to commercial. }} * Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''[[Grand Theft Auto]] 4''. ** [[Refuge in Audacity\|The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[Crosses the Line Twice\|just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[Show Within a Show\|show]] up: {{quote\| Alien: "Oh my god... [[Punctuated! ~~for~~For! Emphasis!\|You're. A.]] [[Precision F-Strike\|FUCKING.]] [[Punctuated! ~~for~~For! Emphasis!\|Moron.]]"}} * Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in ''Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist: {{quote\| '''Maurice:''' ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! I am sorry, this is "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...}} * This snippet from Just or Unjust on GTAIV's WKTT {{quote\| '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!}} {{reflist}} Line 58: [[Category:Grand Theft Auto]] [[Category:Funny]] [[Category:~~Grand Theft Auto (series)~~{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]