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== Drinking from the Holy Grail has increased [[Indiana Jones
Hence, he is also President James Marshall from ''Air Force One'', Agent Deckard from ''[[Blade Runner
** So he was the President of the United States in contemporary times, but becomes a minor bounty hunter living in a dilapidated hulk of a building in the future. What happened?
*** Clearly, when President Marshall tried to fight whatever it was that turned the [[Blade Runner]] world into a dystopia, he got in over his head. Political coups are terrible things.
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****** Wait. So Indy is also ''Galactus''?
**** Deckard of [[Blade Runner]] is also a minor bounty hunter living in a diapidated hunk of a building.
* He is one of [[Metal Gear
** Meaning Raiden did not, in fact, kill him.
*** Precisely! The Indiana Jones soon to feature in ''[[Indiana Jones and
** Of course, since Han Solo lived ''a long time ago'', clearly a Time Lord gave him a lift to the past.
* Alternative [[Serious Business|non-retarded]] theory: Han Solo is a Time Lord and the Millenium Falcon is heavily modified TARDIS. He either regenerated into Indy, or travels forward in time and takes on the identity of Indiana Jones.
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*** His TARDIS is not a Type-40 with a [[Shapeshifter Mode Lock]] Chameleon Circuit
* Time is cyclical-- [[Battlestar Galactica|"This has all happened before, and it will all happen again".]] Hence, the far future ''is'' "a long time ago".
* He become a Heroic Spirit then. Which class, and which [[Fate/stay
* I guess that explains how he survived the nuclear bomb in [[Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]], but how was he able to make the fridge he was in survive in-tact as well?
== ''[[WMG/Battlestar Galactica|Battlestar Galactica]]'''s Cylon "skinjobs" are descended from the replicants in ''[[Blade Runner
Renegade Replicants caused significant deaths. Eventually, public outcry led to the complete prohibition of androids. Cylons were invented to fill the void, and Replicants were completely forgotten... Until the Cylons rebelled and rediscovered Replicant technology.
* Everyone knows that KITT, the ''[[Knight Rider]]'' car, is an early-generation Cylon prototype, which leaves only the following question: is he pre- or post-Replicants?
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== Every single ''franchise created or directed in its first installment'' by [[Steven Spielberg]] can be connected. [[Close Encounters of the Third Kind]] and [[Saving Private Ryan]] can too ==
The key to this theory is, not surprisingly, [[Indiana Jones]], because he is... [[Indiana Jones]].
* Indy's old buddy Marcus Brody was the uncle of Martin Brody, the sheriff in ''[[Jaws (
* The aliens from [[CE 3 K]] were the same as the aliens (excuse me, "interdimensional beings") in {{spoiler|Indy 4}}.
* Alan Grant from the [[Jurassic Park]] franchise started to ALWAYS wear a hat after hearing a speech by Dr. Jones when he was in College.
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*** Got it. The misguided scientists who tried to dissect ET actually did learn something before ET was rescued, and they later got hired by the corp. creating the dinosaurs for Jurassic Park.
*** The {{spoiler|interdimensional beings}} of Indy 4 retroactivally changed all of the guns from ET into walkie-talkies because they are a peaceful, knowledge-loving race and wanted people to talk more.
* The Indy movie that came out between ''Last Crusade'' and ''Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'' was never shown. It and... [[Animaniacs
* The real reason the Japanese were off the coast of California in ''1941'' was that Indiana Jones was guest teaching at UCLA at the time.
* ''[[Amistad]]'' and ''[[Schindler's List]]'' are both historic events (to varying degrees of accuracy). The main difference here is that in the Spielbergverse they are not [[Based on a True Story]] or [[Very Loosely Based on a True Story]], but happened EXACTLY as they are portrayed in the movies.
* ''[[The Land Before Time]]'' only has an indirect connection, having been merely produced by Spielberg: several of the ''[[Jurassic Park]]'' dinos are cloned from the main characters.
* Elliot from ''[[
** So Elliot is [[Futurama|Fry's maternal grandfather]]?
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