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'''Jay Sherman''': ''No, Homer, I won't make fun of you. But I will suggest there may be better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football.''<br />
[Football hits Jay in the crotch]<br />
'''Nelson Muntz''': ''Ha ha!''|[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]] (A Star Is Burns)}}
 
{{quote|'''Homer Simpson''': ''Ow my thingies!''|The Simpsons (Goo Goo Gai Pan)}}
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{{quote|'''Homer Simpson''': ''I say, I say, my groin!''|The Simpsons (Mr Spritz Goes To Washington)}}
 
{{quote|'''Mannish Man the Minotaur''': ''You're the goodest of heart and most righteous hero I've seen here. Tenderness! Ingenuity! Bravery! Nard kicking ability!''|[[Adventure Time (Animation)|Adventure Time]] (The Enchiridion!)}}
 
{{quote|''Why do they always go for the kiwis? Why?!?!''|'''Duncan,''' ''[[Total Drama Island (Animation)|Total Drama Action]],'' "One Million Bucks, B.C."}}
 
{{quote|'''Little Dog''': ''Hey look, balls!''<br />
'''Big Dog''': ''Yeah... I know... [clears his throat] You should be more careful with those.''|[[Two Stupid Dogs (Animation)|2 Stupid Dogs]] (Los Pelotas!)}}
 
{{quote|'''Shunsaku Ban''': ''Gall-darnit!! Burn down my bar, subject me to torture, bite off my pecker...!! Who's gonna take responsibility for all that!''|[[MW]], chapter twenty-six}}
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{{quote|'''Avril Lavigne''': ''Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her.''|Maxim (September 2004)}}
 
{{quote|'''Dan McNinja''': ''HAHAHAHAH he kicked your genitals. Ninjas have no honor.''|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (Webcomic)|The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'', ([http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p46 March 26th, 2010])}}
 
{{quote|'''Sora:''' ''Wow! Riku, what happened to you?''<br />
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'''Riku:''' ''SCREW YOU AND SCREW YOUR AMNESIA!''|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Oooh, look at that! Chainsaw to the dick!"''|[[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]], on a particularly nasty attack from the SNES version of ''Batman Forever''.}}
 
{{quote|'''Joseph''': ''"Wait--isnt he in the, uh... Groin-Kick-Void or whatever?"''<br />
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{{quote|''"Ivan... do you remember, whenever one of you fellows got kicked in the nuts and went over, doing sports or whatever, how I laughed? I'm sorry. I never knew. I'm'' '''sorry'''''..."''|Lord Dono Vorruyter ([[Gender Bender|formerly Lady Donna]]), ''[[Vorkosigan Saga|A Civil Campaign]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Don't act like you don't like the [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|Ball Buster]]! (Ball Buster!)''|''[[God Hand]]'''s ending credits theme}}
 
{{quote|''"Wolfman's got nards!"''|"Fat Kid" Horace from ''[[The Monster Squad]]'', after kicking the werewolf there.}}
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