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"Can we take a minute to reflect in the fact that they put a FUCKING STEAK IN A BOOT?!"}}
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idY1boBrzso Cameron Carpenter, the Organ God]'':
{{quote|"That shot cracks me up."
"Urgh. Watch how fuckin' serious and dedicated I am."
"Watch how fuckin' insecure and unself-aware I am."
"What am I even lifting over my fuckin' head? Who's directing this thing, anyway?"}}
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPCDoANDkl4 How to Clean Your Gamer Gear]'', the commercial sketch for "Gamer Gear Glasses" and "Gamer Water":
{{quote|"This water is pulsing with energy."
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''(While playing, Ethan roars out a magnificent war cry.)''
'''Ethan''': [[Reality Ensues|Fuck, dude, I can't see!]] [[Awesome but Impractical|I can't ''fucking'' see]] [[The Goggles Do Nothing|through these things]], dude.}}
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWxDidlOGyg VitalyzdTv]'':
{{quote|"You know what VNV is, right? ''(does scissors motion with hands)'' ''Lalalalalala! Yeah, dude! ''(coughs for a few seconds)'' So anyway, you wanna fuck?"}}
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb6r_G1LLEI Baby Love Your Body]'':
{{quote|"This video is why terrosism exist. I kinda understand the hijab now. I understand why all of a sudden, Muslims are going around telling women to cover their fucking body, except their eyes. This video is gonna start [[World War III]]."}}
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUKZJ-CJfKw How to kiss]'':
{{quote|'''Ethan''': Open your mouth, stick out your tongue '''''{{color|red|AND SUCK!}}''''' ''(ungodly slurping noises)''}}
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW5XRBmP4AY How Many Times]'', Ethan [[A Date with Rosie Palms|masturbating]] to DJ Khaled's fupa and when he climaxes, he lets out a long, strained "AAAAACCKK!"
{{quote|'''Ethan''': ''(after the scene, as if nothing happened)'' He looks pretty good, don't you think? DJ Khaled looks really good.}}
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UheC38wpRYg Virtual Rape]'' (the GTA V news report reaction), when footage of one of the protagonists [[Groin Attack|shooting a corpse in the crotch]] is shown:
{{quote|'''Ethan''': Holy shit, he just shot him in the '''''DICK!''''' ''Three times in the '''DICK!''''' ''How are they gonna show that, man?''}}
:* Ethan then thinks there's a guy responsible for the "dick shot montages":
{{quote|'''Ethan''': "Hey, Bob! Roll the dick shots! '''''DICK SHOT!!''''' ''Just roll the dick shots, Bob!''" Ooh, [[Scare'Em Straight|the shock factor!]] ''Pow! Right in the fucking dick!''}}
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEg7qjFcGXw
{{quote|'''Ethan''': ''(rocking out to the theme song with his air guitar)'' What's this show about? Oh, [[Black Comedy Rape|it's about rape]]. Okay. ''(Resumes rocking out)''}}
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21XQcZp4eGI the vlog for ''Cya Israel''], Ethan jokes that [[Black Comedy|he might be dying of throat cancer in a couple of months]]:
{{quote|'''Ethan''': "I'll be fun, I'll be cool, I'll be real, it can be really edgy, like new [[YouTube]] series called 'Dying of Cancer,' a new original comedy series by h3h3 Productions. (smiles)"}}
:* Later, Ethan [[Brick Joke|jokes]] that the cancer has spread to his eyes, face and neck.
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mde1j-j-GUs What's with Ethan's Eyebrows?!]'', when he speaks about his tics caused by mild Tourette's and how he can't really contain them:
{{quote|"How do you hide that... I let my eyes open, you know? '''I look like a fucking monster, dude!''' How do I get in front of a camera every day?! "Hey, guys! Welcome to Ethan and Hila. ''(smacks lips, closes eyes)'' ''Todaaay'', I'm just gonna try to be ''like a normal guy'' [[Black Comedy Rape|and talk about serious rape allegations]]." ''(smacks lips some more)''}}
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