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== The world in Harry Potter is a fantasy of Shinji from [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]. ==
Harry is a skinny [[Eerie Pale
* ''Hints'' at Rei? Luna Lovegood is what Rei could be if she was in the magic world instead of being a disposable clone! And Cho Chang ''might'' be Kaworu - someone he trusted and loved who just was a traitor.
** Uh, Luna is eccentric and Zen-like, not emotionless, and don't confuse Cho Chang with [[Battlestar Galactica|Boomer]] - Cho just has poor taste in friends (the book) and was slipped Veritaserum (the movie). Besides, a more appropriate allegory would be that young Dumbledore is Shinji (or maybe Asuka, he ''was'' that full of himself), Grindelwald is Kaworu (the poisonous best friend/love interest), and Ariana is Rei (emotionally stunted girl with access to uncontrollable power). Dumbledore's sincere attempts to change the world "for the greater good" nearly helped destroy it.
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== Parselmouths and the associated reputation for Dark Wizardry date back much farther than Salazar Slytherin, at least [[Conan the Barbarian|to to an age undreamed of, after the oceans drank Atlantis...]] ==
* Voldermort is just the latest in a long line of snake-themed strangely compelling Dark Wizard warlords.
** He'd honestly meant to kill Harry Potter in a more sensible manner, but he just was [[Card
*** It's a pity Harry was living in an modern industrialized nation; instead of rotting in the closet under the stairs, he could have been out in the fresh air, building muscle on the [[Wheel of Pain]].
**** Hmm... that would make Ron a surfer, but Hermione would probably get killed by Nagini. And Cho or Luna would probably be some kind of Demon Witch.
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== The Salem Witches' Institute was a hopping nightclub formerly run by [[Sabrina the Teenage Witch|Salem Saberhagen]]. ==
And it wasn't ''in'' Massachusetts, it was just ''named after'' [[
== [[The Bible (Literature)|Jesus]] [[Crystal Dragon Jesus|was a wizard.]] ==
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== After the last novel, Harry is sent back in time to the 1800's ==
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== The Veil of Death... ==
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