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Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A. }}
* Tone Lōc's "Funky Cold Medina", the narrator pretty much admits to [[Tampering with Food and Drink|drink tampering]] to lure "Sheena" into his bed with a [[Love Potion]]... only to make a very ugly about-face on realising that Sheena was [[Unsettling Gender Reveal|assigned male at birth]]:
{{quote|''So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no [[Depraved Homosexual|Oscar Meyer wiener]]
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is [[The Eighties]] and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?''}}
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