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* In the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fic ''[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5253648/1/Surprise Surprise!]'' by FirePhoenix86, after a buxom St. Mungo's receptionist tried to get Harry to autograph her chest, he flooed back to Grimmauld Place and started banging his head on a table while muttering "I. Am. Going. To. Destroy. Witch. Weekly."

* In the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fic ''[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6635363/1/When-In-Doubt-Obliviate When in Doubt, Obliviate]'' by Sarah1281, during an argument with Remus about why Wormtail had been made the Secret Keeper instead of him, Sirius started banging his head against the wall of his room in St. Mungo's, prompting Remus to remark "Oh, that will convince them that you don't have any brain damage..."

* The ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' fic ''[[Progress]]'' has Princess Luna doing this in one chapter. She makes a [[Badass Boast]] to a pair of monsters threatening the Cutie Mark Crusaders, only to be frustrated immensely when neither of them recognize her.

* In the ''[[Harry Potter]]/[[Sailor Moon]]/[[Ranma ½]]'' crossover ''The Girl Who Loved'', one of the Sailor Scouts made a suggestive remark involving Harry and Sailor Pluto, and he tried to beat the resulting images out of his head with the aid of a nearby table, which broke partway through and had to be magically repaired.