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{{quote| Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves!}}

{{quote| Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly!}}