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* FTA's [[Unstoppable Rage|reaction]] to the "Who's The Captain?" mission:
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'''NTom''': ''(as FTA returns)'' All better now? }}
** Made even funnier by the dialogue during the game WHILE he says this.
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'''Sonic:''' That was incredible!
'''FTA:''' [[Atomic F-Bomb|FUUUUCK!]] }}
* Like FTA and [[Sonic Unleashed|Eggmanland]] below, NTom loses it in a similar fashion during the Trials of Soleanna.
** "''[[Heroic BSOD|Damn you all to hell!]] <small>[[Please Subscribe to Our Channel|Please subscribe.]]</small>''" (FTA)
* Three words:
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* Near the end of Part 15 of Silver's story:
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'''NTom64''': Don't be silly... you don't have a life! }}
* '''FTA:''' Silver's head looks like marijuana!
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* "I'm so glad that this cutscene of the [[You Fail History Forever|Cerberus]] being destroyed was sandwiched by [[Loads and Loads of Loading|loading screens]], because THAT'S what we needed!" (Helldragon)
* A throwback to the ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' playthrough:
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'''Helldragon:''' His gesturing is terrible. "Oh man, I hope we solve this mystery!" And he's flailing at the air like a moron!
'''Tom:''' Mm. Parasite Cage would be ashamed.
'''Helldragon:''' Buh, Parasite Cage should just jump in and kill them all, [[I Need a Freaking Drink|and then I can get a drink.]] }}
* This exchange:
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'''Helldragon:''' Well, why'd you do that?<br />
'''NTom:''' ''Because he deserves it, okay?'' }}
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* "No! Typing doesn't make it go! What was I thinking?! STAR TREK!" (Helldragon)
* Before Sonic's Kingdom Valley level, when Silver appears:
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'''NTom:''' Ugh; please don't bring your [[Fanfic|fanfiction]] into this, mate.<br />
'''Helldragon (normal voice):''' Wha-- I don't write crap like that! }}
* This exchange, regarding Eggman's choice of security:
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'''Tom:''' What, is he taking advice from [[Pokémon: The Movie 2000|Lawrence III]] here?<br />
'''Helldragon:''' He better not, or he'll end up just like Lawrence [[Continuity Nod|at the end of]] ''[[Pokémon Heroes]]''.<br />
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'''Helldragon:''' ...''No''... that was an obituary, ''because I shot him''. }}
* During the last cutscene in Sonic's story, when Sonic and Elise are falling:
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* And in either of the '''06'' playthroughs... "''[[MC Hammer|Dooo-dododo-dodo-dodo]] [[Running Gag|Don't touch it!]]''"
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* NTom's little freak out when Sonic said [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (video game)|"Let's get moving."]]
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* NTom posing a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw6yipwn-jo#t=5m22s perfectly reasonable question]:
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'''FTA:''' [[Crowning Music of Awesome|When the moon hits your eye]], [[Dean Martin|like a big pizza pie]], ''that's'' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|a moray]].<br />
'''NTom:''' ''(clapping)'' Well done, [[Actually Pretty Funny|that is actually well deserved]]. }}
* Tom [[Don't Explain the Joke|explains his joke]]:
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'''NTom:''' See what I did there? Glory "[[Incredibly Lame Pun|hog]]"?<br />
'''FTA:''' It wasn't funny, so I didn't laugh. }}
* During the Shamar night level:
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'''Tom:''' Could you please not hum that throughout the entirety of this part?
'''FTA:''' ...Why?
'''Tom:''' I really don't want to have to kill a bitch.
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'''FTA:''' -starts humming it again-
'''Tom:''' Since I'm lazy, [[Unsound Effect|insert stabbing sound effect here]]. }}
* The group's [[Rule 34]] discussions are always hilarious, but special mention goes to this playthrough, with them bringing up a hypothetical Fire Wizard x Professor Pickle [[Crack Fic]]. (Bonus points: this is shortly after the humming session mentioned immediately above.)
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'''FTA:''' Now [["No. Just... No" Reaction|that's]] [[Sick and Wrong|just]] ''[[This Is Wrong on So Many Levels|wrong]]''.<br />
'''NTom:''' You started it. }}
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* Fastest Thing Alive's ''maniacal'' laughter once they finish [[That One Level|Eggmanland]].
** And the following part after it:
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ouueRdRZBw This outtake.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtsqxtdQ-g Tom's reaction] upon seeing {{spoiler|Perfect Dark Gaia}} definitely qualifies.
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=== {{smallcaps|[[Sonic Adventure]] (1 & 2)}} ===
* When NTom loses to Knuckles in the first game. [[Jerkass|FTA's]] verbal abuse doesn't help Tom deal with it either.
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'''FTA:''' (laughing) You lost to Knuckles! Man, you suck! }}
* "Who the fuck else is she gonna be? She already told you her name is 'Rouge the Bat'!" (FTA)
* This [[Accidental Innuendo]]/[[Innocent Innuendo]]:
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'''FTA:''' You'll shag me?
'''Tom:''' ''Shank.''
'''FTA:''' Tom, this is hardly the time or place!
'''Tom:''' S-H-A-N-K, OK?! }}
* "Grinding's been sort of a staple in the series, like rings, loops, and bad voices." (FTA)
* FTA's imitation of former [[Sega]] game developer, Yuji Naka.
* This little exchange from the first game.
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'''FTA:''' ''THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!'' }}
* From the third part of the Dark Story, I give you this: Tom and FTA [[Sarcasm Mode|falling out.]]
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'''FTA:''' So, how does it affect me? It doesn't affect me, Tom, I don't care, shut up.
'''Tom:''' ''(starts mock-whimpering)''
'''FTA:''' Shut your whore-mouth.
'''Tom:''' ''I dun wanna talk to you no more! ([[Beat]])'' Yeah, that's the end of the ''SA2'' playthrough, bye!
'''Both:''' ''(laugh)''
'''FTA:''' This video contains E-drama. }}
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* [-'''Tom:''' Gareth, why has it taken us so long to get to this playthrough?<br />'''FTA:''' Because I despise you.-]
* Tom describing the race with Metal Sonic:
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'''FTA:''' (laughs)<br />
'''Tom:''' And if you get caught by that, the Death Laser--<br />
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* "''Why are you so boring?!''" (NTom)
* Sonic's first meeting with Amy:
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* "We destroyed the robo-sandwich." (NTom)
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* The first ''Kingdom Hearts'' playthrough had its moments, such as with Parasite Cage:
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'''Tom:''' Takes out the whole left side of the house.
'''Helldragon:''' "Goddamn it Parasite Cage, you need to get a fucking job!" "AAAHHHH!" "Stop killing my fridge!" }}
** Located [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mVFi3kctN8 here] for your convenience.
* "[[Brick Joke|Oh dear, where has Metal Chocobo gone?]]"
* This exchange at the end of Neverland:
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'''Tom:''' Number one, it's green. Number two, it's more powerful than the one we were using before
'''Helldragon:''' Number three, the range is pathetic.
'''Tom:''' Number four, shut up.
'''Helldragon:''' Number five, you just missed a treasure chest back there.
'''Tom:''' Number six, I do believe you're correct.
'''Helldragon:''' Number seven, ha ha ha ha ha I win.
'''Tom:''' Number eight, fuck you. }}
* The duo's efforts to make sense of the Gummi Ship space. Sonic, Tetris, and Gradius references ahoy.
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* From the beginning, the ''KHII'' playthrough was bound to become a riot.
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'''Helldragon:''' Of what, the pizza?
'''Xemnas:''' My name is of no importance.
'''Helldragon:''' (simultaneously) His name is Not Dongs.
'''Tom:''' Yeah... hello there, Mr. Of No Importance. }}
** "After he met Roxas, he became happy and free, and emotional. Fan-fictiooooon!" (Helldragon)
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** "Now, let's massage the giant, sweaty cat." (Helldragon)
** Helldragon's mental breakdown, regarding [[Demonic Spiders|the cars]] in Timeless River:
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** "Shake your fist in angry British rage, [[Quintessential British Gentleman|Tom]]!" "You can't see it, but my fist is wearing a monocle!"
** And in Port Royale:
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*** And another moment:
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'''HellDragon:''' yarr-harr fiddle yee dee being a pirate-yeah, I'm not going to sing that. }}
** The return of an old friend... {{spoiler|''Mecha-Cage!''}}
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** During that battle, their references to This Wiki.
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** "Yeah, we got Oathkeeper, but I'm a "[[Axe Crazy|kill things]]" man, and magic doesn't have the [[Rule of Cool|killtential]] that I crave..." (Helldragon)
** "[[Obligatory Joke|Okay, are you gonna say it, or should I?]]" "Go for it." "'''''[[Fan Nickname|MANSEX]]!'''''"
** "Whatever, we're confused; this is [[Filler]], don't judge me. Judge him, but not me." "Fuck you."
** Saix, the Ultimate [[Troll]].
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** Bob the Douchebag. "'What did you bring? I brought casserole.' 'I brought ''[[Kill It with Fire|FIRE!]]''' 'Why do we keep inviting him?'"
** "Well, it's gonna be around 14 parts or so, if my rudimentary math skills-- ''GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME'' --are anything to go by." (NTom)
** Derp-Dragon. [[Hilarity Ensues|That is all.]]
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** Upon picking up a "[[Queen]] Recipe" item:
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** "Holding down Square? [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Isn't that what Enix has been doing for years?]]" (NTom)
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** Throughout the playthrough, Tom's developing status as a [[Pungeon Master]]-- by the 100th episode, his [[Hurricane of Puns|barrage of puns]] has nearly caused Helldragon to lose his mind.
** Atlantica. Their [[Go Mad From the Revelation|descent into madness]] is ''glorious''.
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'''Ntom also in agony:''' I can't feel emotions anymore! }}
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** "[[Quinton Flynn]] Action Time, go, now, yes!"
** "Alright Axel, [[Captain Planet and the Planeteers|let our powers combine!]] ''[[Kill It with Fire|Fire!]]'' Umm... ''[[More Dakka|Fire!]] ...[[Rule of Three|Fire!]] ...[[Overly Long Gag|Fire!]]''"
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** Them bringing up the fact that they went away and read some [[Aku Roku]] fanfictions.
** During the dialogue between Xemnas and Ansem:
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'''HellDragon:''' Fine, I won't spoil it for you, you nerd.
'''NTom64:''' No, I mean I woke up thinking we'd done it, but it was still during the nine months we were gone. }}
** One more for the endgame, when {{spoiler|Ansem's machine blows up}}, Tom delivers yet ''another'' killer line, which sends both of them into hysterics:
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** When they highlighted Sora finishing Xemnas off by stabbing him in the crotch, when the latter is in his Armor Form and the camera decides to show the action in slow motion.
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** The latest [[Running Gag]]: Terra's affinity for ''murder''.
** Helldragon finally getting revenge with his '''Terra'''-ble puns!
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** Both of the commentators roleplaying dialogue for Ven's silent flashback
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''*Both of them laugh*''
'''NTom as Ventus:''' ''Good times.'' }}
** HellDragon: "Considering he [Terra] dodges like a truck!"
** Right after that too, when Terra tries to open a treasure chest...only to miss completely
** "''Kingdom Hearts'' in a Nutshell":
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'''Tom:''' "Heh, ''Kingdom Hearts'' in a nutshell." }}
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* IRTundraboy, when the first boss (A worm-like creature) shows up:
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* This exchange, after Ron runs over another <s>hedgehog</s> ground urchin:
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'''Ron:''' It's already dead! [[Sonic the Hedgehog 4|Project Needlemouse]] will ''fail!'' }}
* When a large, metallic bear is hit by their car:
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** Also, ''"[[Bambi]] of the Damned!"''
* During the [[Filler]] episode -- the Guardian of Metal says "Go fucking crazy!" as they're leaving the Motor Forge... and Ron does just that. "''[[Cloudcuckoolander|I AM THE BANANA!]]''"
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* Of course, they're also quite willing to take a couple shots at us:
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** And then IRTundraBoy ''immediately'' follows up with this:
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* Ron's impressions of Gabe Newell and Christopher Walken. Can overlap with [[Squick]], due to what he said during the latter.
* Ron shooting Combine in the face while IRTundraBoy sings a little carnival tune. Made twice as hilarious when the combat fits the rhythm and when Ron turns to see a Combine soldier spazzing out in a door [[Garry's Mod|G-Mod]] style.
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* ''[[Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon the First Movie]]'' has the gag where {{spoiler|Tom and Helldragon are also affected by Mewtwo pressing the [[Reset Button]], causing them to forget doing the commentary in the first place.}}
** Also, this bit:
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'''Tom:''' They said it was only a light drizzle! }}
* ''Spell of the Unknown'': "Stop watching Youtube and pay attention!"
* During the ''[[Pokémon 4Ever|Pokémon 4 Ever]]'' commentary, Helldragon nearly made Tom cry when he [[Fridge Horror|implied]] that [[Bus Crash|Ash's Butterfree died shortly after leaving the show]].
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'''Helldragon:''' Hahaha! I made someone cry.
'''NTom:''' Fuck you as well! }}
* Early on in the ''Jirachi Wish Maker'' commentary:
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** "I like puppies and kitties and cute things... a-and if you think I am a loser for thinking that, I will fucking cut your throat!" (Helldragon)
* Near the beginning of their ''Destiny Deoxys'' commentary, they decide that the entire movie is about scientists trying to cook a Deoxys egg:
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'''NTom:''' ''Destiny Delicious''. }}
** The aforementioned Space Omelet is brought up [[Running Gag|several times]] throughout the movie, such as when the egg is hatched--
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*** ...and later on:
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*** ...and later still:
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** This lovely little exchange:
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'''NTom (Rayquaza):''' But didn't you get me that last Christmas?
'''Helldragon (Deoxys):''' ''You are so hard to shop for!'' }}
* ''Lucario and the Mystery of Mew''
** "The Waltz of the CGI." (Helldragon)
** Kidd accepting Brock's request to dance with him at the ball.
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** This scene when Lucario jumps Ash:
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** Helldragon wondering why Brock and Kidd are the only ones who bother to put on seatbelts. And then Tom's pun:
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** "Okay, chlorophyll does NOT work like this. I've watched [[The Magic School Bus]], trust me." (Helldragon)
** Helldragon's hatred for Bonsly.
** Ash's Pokedex entry.
** At one point, Helldragon off-handily makes a joke about cutting off Max's limbs later:
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=== {{smallcaps|Disney-thon}} ===
* A couple exchanges in the ''Alice in Wonderland'' comm, such as:
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'''Greatzombieron:''' ''[[Berserk Button|MY NAME IS RON!]]'' }}
** Also, the question we've all been dying to ask:
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'''NTom:''' I don't know, Guv'na! }}
** [[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Three words]]: "[[Running Gag|It's a living!]]"
* From ''A Bug's <s>Death</s> Life''-- the [[Classically-Trained Extra|Shakespearean bird]].
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* All of ''Aladdin and the King of Thieves''-- "[[Drinking Game|Take a drink!]]"
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** "Persian Wolverine! <small>[[Memetic Badass|He's the best at everything he does!]]</small>"
* Likewise, their entire ''High School Musical'' riff-- all of the [[Alternate Character Interpretation]], particularly that of the (demonic) Coach Bolton.
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* From the ''Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions'' stream, when FTA was relaying questions from the live chat to Tom (who was playing at the time):
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'''Tom''': *In evil voice* ''"Initiate Self-Destruct."'' }}
** Other gems:
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'''Tom:''': ...Kill you?
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'''FTA''': What ''is [[Minecraft]]'', anyway?
'''Tom''': [[Buffy-Speak|It's a thing, where you do stuff.]] }}
* ''[[Mario Kart]] Wii'', with IRTundraBoy:
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'''Tom''': How can he ride a bike? He has no feet!
'''Tom''': Haha, look at that! You're immortalized for all time on the HellfireComms livestream. You are shit! You are shit! Look at you, FC Bayern! }}
** Another moment was when Tom was racing with a bunch of regular stream visitors. Right before the finish line, Tom was in third place. Cue a Bob-Omb appearing out of nowhere and right in front of him, putting him down to second to last. Tom was not amused, but the stream audience was.
* More shenanigans ensue in the second segment of the ''Shattered Dimensions'' playthrough:
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'''Tom:''' It would be so hot, it would be past X-rated.<br />
'''Helldragon:''' ...What would the porno entail? Just three fat guys wishing they could have sex with someone? }}
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** "''[[Zack and Miri Make a Porno|FTA and SonicMovies]] [[Brick Joke|Make a Porno]]''."
** The aforementioned two discussing a re-dub of the game, with SonicMovies as [[Christopher Walken]] as ''everyone:''
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* MANY hilarious moments ensue during the FTA's Super-de-Duper Sonic Stream
** FTA and Skylar are very close and personal friends
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* From the ''[[Toy Story 2]]'' Marathon stream.
** Tom's initial reaction to the FMV cut scenes
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** Tom's finally completing a particularly tricky swinging section.
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** Any of DCE's impressions count here.
* From the ''[[Sonic Storybook Series|Sonic and the Black Knight]]'' playthrough:
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'''NTom:''' It's li-- did you just say "wings"?<br />
'''FTA:''' [[Running Gag|Even without wings, I can still fly!]]<br />
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** Earlier from the same video: "That's 'cause you're a BITCH!" (NTom)
** And of course:
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'''FTA:''' That would have been the greatest thing ever...! -laughs-<br />
'''NTom:''' That is a plot twist worthy of [[M. Night Shyamalan|Shalamalama-ding-dong]] himself. }}
*** "Oh god, I feel [[Deviant ART]] clicking as we speak." (NTom)
** This:
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'''FTA:''' *LOLs* Oh Christ almighty! "What's a nice sword like you doing in a place like this?" *cracks up again*<br />
'''Tom:''' "Mm, you're a studly piece of metal." *laughs*<br />
'''FTA:''' That's hilarious. This game's dirtier than 06! }}
* From the (now-removed) ''Sonic and the Secret Rings'' playthrough, when Tom calls FTA out:
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* Tom's dramatic reading of the of the first chapter of ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]''. All of it. DCE certainly helps.
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** Also '''Tom:''' Do you realise you've just spent the first two pages describing A FUCKING CAR!?
* Speaking of dramatic readings, the entirety of ''[[My Immortal]]''.
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* The entirety of the ''SharkBoy & LavaGirl'' commentary (and the [[Hilarity Ensues|loss of sanity within]]), but some moments stick out:
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'''NTom:''' Remember where we parked LavaGirl. }}
* Every single moment of the ''Harlem Globetrotters Meet Snow White'' commentary.
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** The second "HellfireComms Versus"; in a nutshell: NTom and Helldragon. [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* Several moments in the ''Dragonball Evolution'' commentary; near the end at one point, Tom bursts into high-pitched, hysterical laughter at the stupidity of the movie.
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* This line from the [[Ben 10|Ben 10 live action movie]]. Let's just say the reason why the line came up was because the [[Big Bad]] of the film wants Ben.
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* In the L.A. Noire special, they go nuts with Phelps' [[Alternative Character Interpretation]] to funny levels.
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=== {{smallcaps| Let's Play [[Space Quest|Space Quest V]]}} ===
* Helldragon's ways of coping with the real-time lightspeed travel. Mainly, cutting to footage of someone being murdered.
* The preview at the end of episode 7, with incoherent buzzing that loosely translates to:
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