Heroic Comedic Sociopath/Quotes: Difference between revisions

 

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'''Schlock:''' I get mistaken for one all the time.

|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}}

 

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'''Kerchak:''' I like the way you bring out the best in your troops, Tagon.

|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}}

 

'''Captain Tagon:''' You are. But you're ''my'' reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.

|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}}

 

'''Thurl:''' Eat it, kill it, make friends with it or take a bath in it. THOSE are the points on your moral compass.|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}}

 

 

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'''Kaff Tagon''': Someday... ''some''day {{spoiler|shooting up a high-speed train}} will be the right thing to do. I can be patient.

| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}}

| [http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/default.php Protoclown's review of the above]}}

 

'''Belkar:''' You know, no matter how many times people tell me that, it never starts making sense.

|''[[The Order of the Stick]]: On the Origin of the PCs''}}

|'''Vaarsuivius''', ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}

 

'''Belkar:''' HA HA HA HA HA HA! It's working! It's WORKING, SUCKERS!

|''[[The Order of the Stick]]'', demonstrating the [[Dangerously Genre Savvy|extremely rare]] "[[Character Development|fake character development]]"}}

 

'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' I thought not.|''[[Girl Genius]]''}}

 

'''Bangladesh:''' Hey, [[Electric Torture|I'm working here]]! Do I come into your lab [[Mad Scientist|and tell you how to torture rats]]?<br />

'''Gilgamesh:''' Frequently.|''[[Girl Genius]]''}}

{{quote|''"It is not a game, Zevran. You either know right from wrong or you do not."''|'''Wynne''', ''[[Dragon Age]]: Origins''}}

 

'''Dogbert:''' There's some religious debate on that question.|''[[Dilbert]]''}}

 

{{quote|"''It could be safe to say that you would rather have a psychopath at your side that to your back, since they're more likely to splatter your enemy's brains on the wall than your own. The Sociopath loves to fight, or at the very least feels the most alive while in battle. They kill without hesitation or remorse, and only rarely do we see any kind of emotion other than a "Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a rock up your ass" sort of vibe. While dangerous and unpredictable at times, they often have a personal code of honor, and will not break it under any circumstances. Though we doubt shooting you over the last Pop Tart in the pantry falls within the confines of that code, so you'd best watch yourself.''"|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''', [http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on] [[BioWare]] Heroic Sociopaths (Specifically [[Mass Effect|Wrex]], [[Knights of the Old Republic (video game)|Canderous Ordo]] and [[Jade Empire|Black Whirlwind]]) {{spoiler|and Gary Busey}}}}

 

''"He's been on the force for three hours!"''|'''Stan Smith''', ''[[American Dad]]''}}

 

'''Roger''', ''[[American Dad]]'' }}

 

'''Wolverine''': You're sick, kid. I like it.|'''[[Young Avengers]]'''}}

 

'''Max:''' Nobody we know, at least.|''[[Sam and Max]] Hit the Road''}}

 

{{quote|'''Black Mage:''' We can do this one of two ways. The easy way... Or the excruciatingly painful death way. I suggest the former, m'self. You're welcome to ''try'' the latter of course, but I assure you it's a wasted effort. You are up against a knife-wielding sociopath just ''looking'' for an excuse to hurt you, even if he has to make one up.|One of the "heroes" of ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]].''}}

 

'''Fighter''': It's kinda indiscriminate really

|''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''; redefining the meaning of [[Anti-Hero]].}}

{{quote|That orphanage attacked ''me.'' It was ''self-defense.''|Richard the Warlock ''[[Looking for Group]]''}}

 

'''Lance:''' ''Now the screams are on the '''inside'''.''|''[[Sam and Fuzzy]]''}}