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== Let's Destroy Metal Gear! ==
* Snake and the Mine Detector:
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'''Snake''': ''But I don't--''
'''Deepthroat''': ''GET ONE.''
'''Snake''': ''Okay, I got a mine detector! [[Leeroy Jenkins|Here I goooooo!!]] *steps on a mine*''<br />
'''-BOOM!-'''<br />
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* Any time the word '''[[Metal Gear|"BRRROOOOOOOOTTTHHHHEEEEERRRRRR"]]''' is spoken. Especially in the fan dub.
** And this one too:
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* "Hold up... [[Crash Bandicoot]]? Seriously? You ''played'' that??" [[Talk to the Fist|*BANG!*]] "[[Curb Stomp Battle|OW WAIT I'M NOT FINISHED!]]"
* "Hello. I am a trained soldier who cannot tell the difference between blood and ketchup." *WHACK* "Oh, so it was ketchup..."
* Snake telling Otacon off:
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'''Snake''': [[Jerkass|Not for you, dude.]] }}
* ''' {{spoiler|WATCH OUT, SNAKE! THAT'S NOT MASTER MILLER!}}'''
** SEE, I HELPED, DID YOU SEE THAT
* Snake vs Sniper Wolf, Round 2:
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'''Snake''': [[Combat Pragmatist|Actually I'm just gonna hide here and use a remote-controlled missile while I sit in a place where you can't even hit me.]]<br />
'''Wolf''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT!?]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|*BOOM!*]] }}
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== Let's Destroy Metal Gear Again! ==
* Snake vs. Olga in the Tanker...
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'''Olga''': ''*shows off armpit hairs*''
'''Snake''': ''Whoa, okay, nevermind.'' }}
* What? I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. It sounded like "Please shoot me in the face and take this Metal Gear." '''Can do.'''
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** [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/mgs/mgs2comic20.jpg Also] from {{spoiler|AI}} Campbell, the summary of the Patriots speech to Raiden: {{spoiler|GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE}}
* The adaptation by Broad Spectrum is funny too, they animated Ocelot's neck stretching. Specifically, this exchange:
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** Also from Broad Spectrum, their portrayal of Stillman. Particularly the music that plays in the background when he talks.
** Also from Broad Spectrum, when {{spoiler|Vamp stabs Emma,}} they use a squeaky sound for the knife.
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** "'''BRRROTHERS!''' OKAY LATER"
*
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'''Bomb:''' hello i am a bomb }}
* Oh, and this part:
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'''Raiden''': *looks down* WHY AM I NAKED
'''Solidus''': I raised you as a child soldier, Jack. I totally forgot until now. It's hard to remember faces when you traumatize as many kids as I do. CHECK OUT THESE SWEET TENTACLES!
'''Ocelot''': Dude, you look like Big Boss.
'''Solidus''': *shoves tentacle in Raiden's mouth* I KNOW, IT'S AWESOME! }}
* And the ending:
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'''Rose''': Maybe!
'''Raiden''': What? What does that even mean? What about the thing with the Patriots? Did any of this actually happen? Was I just hallucinating? Wait, why are we zooming out? Is this the end? Why isn't anyone answering my questions? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA }}
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* The basics of CQC: Knife + Gun = '''KNIFEGUN'''.
* Snake freaking out to Boss:
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'''Boss''': Jack.
'''Snake''': '''BOSS I'M SO LONELY''' }}
* "SELF-ESTEEM TEAM!"
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* 99 Bottles of Vodka on the Wall! 99 Bottles of Vodkaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!
* Volgin may be a [[Complete Monster]] in [[Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater|the original]], but here, he's a walking tank of funny.
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'''Ocelot''': Err... [[What the Hell, Hero?|Colonel, I don't approve of your methods!]]<br />
'''Volgin''': *[[Death Glare]]*<br />
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** The best part about that is that while Volgin's (and other people's) [[Death Glare]] is compounded by a [[Gross Up Close-Up]], the Boss's is just her regular cartoon face, but just angry.
* A [[That One Boss|very]] [[Marathon Boss|accurate]] retelling of The End's boss fight:
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'''Snake:''' ????
'''The End:''' ''I shoot you in the face!''
'''Snake:''' *BAM* AAAAAAAAA
'''The End:''' You try to hide?
'''Snake:''' [[Madness Mantra|I'ma tree I'ma tree I'ma tree...]]<br />
'''The End:''' ''I shoot you in the face!''<br />
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* HEY, DID YOU SEE [[The Mummy Trilogy|THE MUMMY]] IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE.
* Eva and Snake somehow end up [[Hilarity Ensues|talking about love]].
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'''Snake:''' She's like my mother... And my master.
'''Eva:''' Like a '''lover?'''
'''Snake:''' I just said ''she's like my mother.''
'''Eva:''' ''':D <big>SNAAAKE AND THE BOOOSS, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-</big>'''
'''Snake:''' ''[[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!|*BITCHSLAP*]]'' }}
* Volgin's crotch grab...
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'''Sokolov''': *hurk*
'''Volgin''': And gosh, I'm right on schedule! *grabs Snake's crotch, HONK HONK*
'''Hideo Kojima''': HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES, THIS IS AWESOME!!!! }}
* After Snake gets one eye gutted out...
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'''Snake''': NO!
'''Paramedic''': Well, I guess you can only see ''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|Half]]'' of it now!<br />
'''Sigint''': '''OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH''' }}
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== The Big Long Persona 4 Comic ==
* "Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about."
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'''???:''' '''''"THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!"'''''
'''Protagonist:''' ''(does so)'' ''(CHOMP)'' ''(O_O)'' }}
** PSSSHHAAAAWWW.
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* [[Running Gag|And no one ate dinner that night.]]
*
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** "All yo yen, yip-yip-yap!" is also particularly charming in the dub version.
* Shadow selves!
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'''Yosuke''': [[Oh Crap|DDDD: !!!]] }}
* The strength of heart to face one's self has [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|blah blah blah]]
* [[Memetic Molester|HELLLLLLLLLLLLLO. PERSONA, PERSONA, PERSONA, PERSONA. SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS!]]
* Dojima solving the murder mystery.
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'''Adachi''': Sir, I think we can probably assume it's a--
'''Dojima''': Shut up Adachi. We've got no clues about the perp. We don't even have a '''sus''' because the '''sec''' with a '''mo's''' got a '''perf al'''.
'''Adachi''': Sir, what are you even--
'''Dojima''': SHUT UP, ADACHI.
'''Adachi''': Um, so what do we know about the case so far?
'''Dojima''': [[Captain Obvious|The perp, is]] ''[[Captain Obvious|probably]]'' [[Captain Obvious|in Inaba.]]<br />
'''Ace ☆ DETECTIVE'''<br />
'''Dojima''': Case closed. Let's get drunk. }}
* "[[Berserk Button|You sayin']] [[Ambiguously Gay|I like dudes]]?" ''(And then there was a wacky chase scene.)'' "NO COME BACK I LOVE GIRLS."
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'''Kanji:''' "Strange? ''You sayin' I like dudes?!'' TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN RAAAAAAA!!"
'''Narrator:''' "You know what, let's just stick to the Midnight Channel." }}
* The first murder in the first Persona 4 comic is pretty normal...until you hear how the fan dub voices a kid.
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'''Woman 2:''' Aw maaan I love dead bodies!
'''Kid:''' (In a ''DEEP'' man's voice) Mom I'm hungry! }}
** Made even funnier when you learn that this deep man voice... was [[Larynx Dissonance|done by]] [[Cross-Dressing Voices|a girl]] - Chie's voice actress, to be precise.
* "HEY, EVERYBODY! I '''LOVE SWORDS'''!" *cut to Yosuke and MC in detention, writing on a chalkboard*
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'''Main Character:''' ''I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with-'' }}
**
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"HALL CLOSET"
"OKAY, COOL" }}
* The exchange between Yosuke and his Shadow self is absolutely hilarious.
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'''Teddie:''' Two Yosukes!?
'''Shadow Yosuke:''' More like one Yosuke and one ''awesome'' Yosuke. Living in the country is pretty boring.
'''Yosuke:''' NO YOU'RE NOT ME I'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER!!!
''(Yosuke passes out when Shadow Yosuke transforms)''
'''Yosuke:''' Naptiiime!
'''Shadow Yosuke:''' Sounds like someone just ordered a '''stupid-looking boss'''!
''(Boss fight, Teddie says Yosuke has to accept shadow self)''
'''Yosuke:''' Okay fine I guess I do kind of hate everything. }}
* Anything that has to do with [[Police Are Useless|Dojima's trade]]:
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'''Dojima''': '''I'M ON THE CASE''' *hangs up* Daddy's got some *licking lips* ''criminals'' to apprehend. }}
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* And then Kanji got a Persona! (Yay!) ...Too bad you'll never use him in battle. (Aww...)
** While pretty normal in the normal comic, the dub version adds up this gem when Yukiko got her Persona:
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* It's time for Shadow Teddie's Existiential Kids Korner! The word of the day is 'Futile'. As in 'Your futile existence has no meaning'.
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'''Chie''': Fsteak?
'''Shadow Teddie''': Excellent. }}
* EW DEAD BODIES EWW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW
* Yukiko's "My Fried Tofu My Fried Tofu MY FRIED TOFU MYFRIEDTOFU" might look normal, but on the dub, hearing her dubber goes REALLY FRANTICAL over it takes the cake.
*
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'''Main Character:'''
''"I dunno"''
'''''"[[Genre Savvy|He's in the TV]]"'''''<br />
'''Narrator:''' "You wanted to say that, but you don't have enough {{color|green|Common Sense}}." }}
*
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'''Yumi:''' AAAAAAA I HATE MY DAD!!!
'''Narrator:''' ...And then going to drama got ''really'' awkward. }}
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'''Nanako:''' "YAAAAYYYY!!"
'''Kanji, on screen:''' "GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT" }}
** When the Protagonist is watching the Midnight Channel and getting a clearer image of Kanji, Kanji's shirt reads "Get Bent". The kicker in the fandub? ''It's flashing.''
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** Teddie makes crazy faces at you until you turned around and left. *Rank up!!*
* Any of the Social Link Scenes are hilarious.
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* Two words: "Dominatrix Bananahead~"
* Kou Ichijou and his balls.
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''I can't stop, man! These balls are on fire! '''AAAAAAAA!!''''' }}
* Social Linking with [[Abusive Parents|Dojima]].
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* The Swim Suit Scene at the Camping Trip
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'''Yukiko''': No.
'''Yosuke''': What? B-but you're girls! You can't cook, you won't get naked.... What are you even good for?!
*[[Beat]]*
'''Yukiko''': Well he has a point.
'''Chie''': Yeah. }}
* When Dojima is telling off the Main Character for getting involved in the case.
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'''Dojima''': *facepalm* }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj-vbrbp7rU The Strawberry Creme dubbing returns with the last, unfinished part], which ends with Dojima giving a hilarious rant to Nanako about his job, while roaring drunk.
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== Others ==
* During ''Lets Destroy the FOX Unit!''....
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** The entire "[[Twenty Minutes in The Future|Someday]]" sequence.
* The [[Mother 3|Frightbot]] told a story so scary [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/other%20stuff/fright.png you want to cover your ears.]
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'''Lucas''': D8 }}
* [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/other%20stuff/flora.png IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT A LADY]
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** How do you eat a hamburger? I'm so rich. Ice Break.
** When Ryoji tries to change the protagonist's decision by {{spoiler|transforming into Thanatos}}.
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'''Protagonist''': *Angry groan/holds his hands in the 'No Fighting' pose and decides {{spoiler|not to kill Ryoji}}*<br />
'''Ryoji''': *makes a sickeningly upset face* }}
* [[Ace Attorney]]:
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'''Edgeworth''': Sir, I'm 19. That's not going to work anymore.
(''[[Beat]]'')
'''Von Karma''': '''HE DIED LIKE A DOG AND SO WILL YOU!''' *''slam''*
'''Edgeworth''': *sob* }}
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