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Hiimdaisy has been generating so many funny moments and the tropers are listing it! Snake, get in there!

Okay! Time to write some funny moments... *Beep Beep* Oh what now.

Wait, first I need to introduce you the basics of All The Tropes... DISTRACTING DIALOGUE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH... You got all that?

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Okay, good luck!

Okay! Time to write Hiimdaisy's funny moments! Here I gooooo!!

Tropes used in Hiimdaisy/Funny include:

Let's Destroy Metal Gear!

• Snake and the Mine Detector:

Deepthroat: You're in a mine field. Use a mine detector. Snake: But I don't-- Deepthroat: GET ONE. Snake: Okay, I got a mine detector! Here I goooooo!! *steps on a mine* -BOOM!- Mine Detector: Mine detected Deepthroat: You know, you can just collect mines by crawling at them so you don't really need that. Oh yeah, there's a tank up ahead. Okay, bye.

• Any time the word "BRRROOOOOOOOTTTHHHHEEEEERRRRRR" is spoken. Especially in the fan dub.
  • And this one too:

Liquid: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do something BRITISH.

• "Hold up... Crash Bandicoot? Seriously? You played that??" *BANG!* "OW WAIT I'M NOT FINISHED!"
• "Hello. I am a trained soldier who cannot tell the difference between blood and ketchup." *WHACK* "Oh, so it was ketchup..."
• Snake telling Otacon off:

Otacon: Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield? Snake: Not for you, dude.

• WATCH OUT, SNAKE! THAT'S NOT MASTER MILLER!
  • SEE, I HELPED, DID YOU SEE THAT
• Snake vs Sniper Wolf, Round 2:

Wolf: Snake, we've got to fight like sniper warriors! Snake: Actually I'm just gonna hide here and use a remote-controlled missile while I sit in a place where you can't even hit me. Wolf: WHAT!? *BOOM!*

Let's Destroy Metal Gear Again!

• Snake vs. Olga in the Tanker...

Snake: Freeze! Hands over the head now! Olga: *shows off armpit hairs* Snake: Whoa, okay, nevermind.

• What? I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. It sounded like "Please shoot me in the face and take this Metal Gear." Can do.
• Yaaay~ Let's paint our nails and talk about boys~
• "I am prepared to grab your crotch. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (...) "YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER"
• Raiden's reaction to Vamp's water running abilities. ^{[dead link]}
  • Oh, how about before that? Solidus summons Vamp like a Pokémon. Complete with Pokeball. "Vamp, Go!"
• BOYS. Sometimes a girl just neeeeds one. BOYS. To love her and to hoooold..... Made hilarious by Colonel Campbell saying it.
  • Also ^{[dead link]} from AI Campbell, the summary of the Patriots speech to Raiden: GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
• The adaptation by Broad Spectrum is funny too, they animated Ocelot's neck stretching. Specifically, this exchange:

Where's your bad Russian accent? Everyone here is supposed to have a bad Russian accent! WHAT IS YOUR DEEEAAAAALLLLL?

• • Also from Broad Spectrum, their portrayal of Stillman. Particularly the music that plays in the background when he talks.
  • Also from Broad Spectrum, when Vamp stabs Emma, they use a squeaky sound for the knife.
• "Snake's here." "GOOD, NOW WE CAN TALK FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES."
  • "BRRROTHERS! OKAY LATER"

Raiden: Man, I hope this thing isn't too hard to find. Bomb: hello i am a bomb

• Oh, and this part:

Solidus: So we meet again, Jack the Ripper. Raiden: *looks down* WHY AM I NAKED Solidus: I raised you as a child soldier, Jack. I totally forgot until now. It's hard to remember faces when you traumatize as many kids as I do. CHECK OUT THESE SWEET TENTACLES! Ocelot: Dude, you look like Big Boss. Solidus: *shoves tentacle in Raiden's mouth* I KNOW, IT'S AWESOME!

• And the ending:

Raiden: Rose! You do exist? Rose: Maybe! Raiden: What? What does that even mean? What about the thing with the Patriots? Did any of this actually happen? Was I just hallucinating? Wait, why are we zooming out? Is this the end? Why isn't anyone answering my questions? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let's Destroy The Shagohod!

• The basics of CQC: Knife + Gun = KNIFEGUN.
• Snake freaking out to Boss:

Snake: BOSS WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME Boss: Jack. Snake: BOSS I'M SO LONELY

• "SELF-ESTEEM TEAM!"
  • "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
• "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
• 99 Bottles of Vodka on the Wall! 99 Bottles of Vodkaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!
• Volgin may be a Complete Monster in the original, but here, he's a walking tank of funny.

Volgin: Who wants to watch me punch the crap out of Granin?? I DOOOOO!! Electric Bullet Punch! Ocelot: Err... Colonel, I don't approve of your methods! Volgin: *Death Glare* Ocelot: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY! (later) The Boss: The Fear and The End have fallen. Volgin: Why does your unit suck so much? The Boss: *Death Glare* Volgin: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!

• • The best part about that is that while Volgin's (and other people's) Death Glare is compounded by a Gross Up Close-Up, the Boss's is just her regular cartoon face, but just angry.
• A very accurate retelling of The End's boss fight:

The End: You stand around in the open? Snake: ???? The End: I shoot you in the face! Snake: *BAM* AAAAAAAAA The End: You try to hide? Snake: I'ma tree I'ma tree I'ma tree... The End: I shoot you in the face! Snake: *BAM* HOW The End: You touch my parrot? Snake: *Hiding away from the parrot* ? The End: Right in the face! Snake: *BAM* WHAT I DIDN'T EVEN The End: And if I'm feeling a bit down... *Low HP* ... I say a prayer to the forest... *Recovers HP* ... And THEN I shoot you in the face! Snake: *BAM* WHYYYYYYY

• HEY, DID YOU SEE THE MUMMY IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE.
• Eva and Snake somehow end up talking about love.

Eva: Hey, what kind of relationship do you have, anyway? Snake: She's like my mother... And my master. Eva: Like a lover? Snake: I just said she's like my mother. Eva: :D SNAAAKE AND THE BOOOSS, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N- Snake: *BITCHSLAP*

• Volgin's crotch grab...

Volgin: Major, I was waiting for you in my room! It's chocolate sundae night! Sokolov: *hurk* Volgin: And gosh, I'm right on schedule! *grabs Snake's crotch, HONK HONK* Hideo Kojima: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES, THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

• After Snake gets one eye gutted out...

Paramedic: Snake, have you ever seen Dracula? Snake: NO! Paramedic: Well, I guess you can only see Half of it now! Sigint: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

• From Little Kuriboh and White Ash 002's dub: SNAKE EATERRRRRR
  • Mitigated somewhat by the fact that most of the dubs do that.
• The Shagohod is mostly blurred when we see it, but when we finally do see it, it looks like a crab, this was alluded to before.
• The Sorrow's Talking with Signs.

The Big Long Persona 4 Comic

• "Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about."

Protagonist: "..." ???: "THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!" Protagonist: (does so) (CHOMP) (O_O)

• • PSSSHHAAAAWWW.
• You became friends with Yosuke. Yosuke will now die for you.
• TRIAL OF THE DRAGOOOOOON
  • OH, MOTHER FUCKER *thud*
• So I heard somebody wanted to talk about murders!
• No need to be so formal! I've seen you NAKED
• Starting today, you will be moving in with your uncle and cousin in Inaba, where you'll be living for the next year! But first, would you like to see a totally unrelated 15 years old girl in a bikini? (both choices are YES)...

Rise: OMG! I'm SOOO totally FAT! <3 Narrator: Awwwwww yeah... Wait, what? Oh. —The Fan Dub make this even funnier.

• The StrawberryCreme26 Fan Dub turned Chie's demand for steak into one. "STEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAK...."
• Yosuke expresses his surprise in the most eloquent way possible. "I have to PEE!!"
  • YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD! I'M GONNA PEE RIGHT HERE!! (Beat.) OKAY NEVERMIND
• And no one ate dinner that night.

Dub Narrator: Hey, you want to hang out at the train station? Whoops, the train station sucks.

• • "All yo yen, yip-yip-yap!" is also particularly charming in the dub version.
• Shadow selves!

Shadow Kanji: I'm Kanji Tatsumi and I enjoy naked men. (Oh yeah~) Yosuke: DDDD: !!!

• The strength of heart to face one's self has blah blah blah
• HELLLLLLLLLLLLLO. PERSONA, PERSONA, PERSONA, PERSONA. SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS!
• Dojima solving the murder mystery.

Dojima: Two bodies hanging from a telephone pole...and we don't even know if this is a homicide case yet. Adachi: Sir, I think we can probably assume it's a-- Dojima: Shut up Adachi. We've got no clues about the perp. We don't even have a sus because the sec with a mo's got a perf al. Adachi: Sir, what are you even-- Dojima: SHUT UP, ADACHI. Adachi: Um, so what do we know about the case so far? Dojima: The perp, is probably in Inaba. Ace ☆ DETECTIVE Dojima: Case closed. Let's get drunk.

• "You sayin' I like dudes?" (And then there was a wacky chase scene.) "NO COME BACK I LOVE GIRLS."

Yosuke: "Has anything strange happened to you lately?" Kanji: "Strange? You sayin' I like dudes?! TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN RAAAAAAA!!" Narrator: "You know what, let's just stick to the Midnight Channel."

• The first murder in the first Persona 4 comic is pretty normal...until you hear how the fan dub voices a kid.

Woman 1: Dude they already took it down. Woman 2: Aw maaan I love dead bodies! Kid: (In a DEEP man's voice) Mom I'm hungry!

• • Made even funnier when you learn that this deep man voice... was done by a girl - Chie's voice actress, to be precise.
• "HEY, EVERYBODY! I LOVE SWORDS!" *cut to Yosuke and MC in detention, writing on a chalkboard*

Yosuke: I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords- Main Character: I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with-

"HEY DAD, WHERE DO WE KEEP THE SWORDS?" "HALL CLOSET" "OKAY, COOL"

• The exchange between Yosuke and his Shadow self is absolutely hilarious.

Shadow Yosuke: Whatever, man. She wasn't even that hot. Teddie: Two Yosukes!? Shadow Yosuke: More like one Yosuke and one awesome Yosuke. Living in the country is pretty boring. Yosuke: NO YOU'RE NOT ME I'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER!!! (Yosuke passes out when Shadow Yosuke transforms) Yosuke: Naptiiime! Shadow Yosuke: Sounds like someone just ordered a stupid-looking boss! (Boss fight, Teddie says Yosuke has to accept shadow self) Yosuke: Okay fine I guess I do kind of hate everything.

• Anything that has to do with Dojima's trade:

Cop on phone: Dojima-san, sir, they're selling those cute little ice cream things you like for half-off at Junes. Dojima: I'M ON THE CASE *hangs up* Daddy's got some *licking lips* criminals to apprehend.

Dojima: All this work is such a pain. It's like people expect the police to solve crimes or something.

Dojima: *on phone with the Protagonist* Hey, uh, you know how I said we were taking a trip for Golden Week? Uh... J-Just kidding! *shown hanging out with Adachi in a club* It's, uh... official police business. Can't talk about it.

• And then Kanji got a Persona! (Yay!) ...Too bad you'll never use him in battle. (Aww...)
  • While pretty normal in the normal comic, the dub version adds up this gem when Yukiko got her Persona:

Yukiko has acquired the Persona Ammuh... Ammuh... bu... bu--Fuck It.

• It's time for Shadow Teddie's Existiential Kids Korner! The word of the day is 'Futile'. As in 'Your futile existence has no meaning'.

Shadow Teddie: Chie, do you know any other words that begin with F? Chie: Fsteak? Shadow Teddie: Excellent.

• EW DEAD BODIES EWW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW
• Yukiko's "My Fried Tofu My Fried Tofu MY FRIED TOFU MYFRIEDTOFU" might look normal, but on the dub, hearing her dubber goes REALLY FRANTICAL over it takes the cake.

Yukiko: "Hey, Kanji's gone missing! What do you think?" Main Character: "I dunno" "He's in the TV" Narrator: "You wanted to say that, but you don't have enough Common Sense."

Student: Your mom's in the hospital! Yumi: AAAAAAA I HATE MY DAD!!! Narrator: ...And then going to drama got really awkward.

News anchor: "Tonight: Biker gangs! In YOUR neighborhood!" Nanako: "YAAAAYYYY!!" Kanji, on screen: "GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT"

• • When the Protagonist is watching the Midnight Channel and getting a clearer image of Kanji, Kanji's shirt reads "Get Bent". The kicker in the fandub? It's flashing.
• Dojima is equally funny and terrifying while drunk.
• "You watched [the Midnight Channel] again while eating Nanako's science project."
• "EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" This line from the first episode of the fan dub had me crying with laughter.
  • "Someone got killed. Now go home."
• The last two pages of the webcomic are great too.
  • Teddie makes crazy faces at you until you turned around and left. *Rank up!!*
• Any of the Social Link Scenes are hilarious.

Yosuke: Dude this steak is awesome. *Rank up!!!*

• Two words: "Dominatrix Bananahead~"
• Kou Ichijou and his balls.

I looooooove them balls. I can't stop, man! These balls are on fire! AAAAAAAA!!

• Social Linking with Dojima.

S-S-Social Link... Go?

• The Swim Suit Scene at the Camping Trip

Yosuke: Everybody get naked! Yukiko: No. Yosuke: What? B-but you're girls! You can't cook, you won't get naked.... What are you even good for?! Beat* Yukiko: Well he has a point. Chie: Yeah.

• When Dojima is telling off the Main Character for getting involved in the case.

Nanako: Noooo Fighting! Dojima: *facepalm*

• The Strawberry Creme dubbing returns with the last, unfinished part, which ends with Dojima giving a hilarious rant to Nanako about his job, while roaring drunk.

Everyone's the killer, and Imma Suuuuuper Mario!

Others

• During Lets Destroy the FOX Unit!....

Super Saiyan!Elisa: YOU'RE KILLING THE TREEEES!!! *Shank* Oh.

• • The entire "Someday" sequence.
• The Frightbot told a story so scary you want to cover your ears. ^{[dead link]}

Frightbot: CLAUS DIES Lucas: D8

• IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT A LADY ^{[dead link]}
• MY EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS GAME END!!!! Which is a very accurate portrayal of how the case went.
  • "STAB WOUND! HOT DOG BOX! HUBJECTHHHONNN"
• "Ryojiventures":
  • "Soooo, I'm gonna sit here and stare at you until you decide to kill me."
  • How do you eat a hamburger? I'm so rich. Ice Break.
  • When Ryoji tries to change the protagonist's decision by transforming into Thanatos.

Ryoji as Thanatos: *whilst waving his wavy hands* Oooooh, Hamaon! Pretty scary huh?! Bet you want to kill me now huh?! Protagonist: *Angry groan/holds his hands in the 'No Fighting' pose and decides not to kill Ryoji* Ryoji: *makes a sickeningly upset face*

• Ace Attorney:

Von Karma: Hello, Edgeworth. Your father *pfff* has come back to life *pfff* and he is waiting *pfff* in the foyer! Edgeworth: Sir, I'm 19. That's not going to work anymore. (Beat) Von Karma: HE DIED LIKE A DOG AND SO WILL YOU! *slam* Edgeworth: *sob*