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''All right; that's it. Having just returned from 1907 Vienna where I secured the expulsion of Hitler from the Academy by means of an elaborate prank involving [[Noodle Implements|the Prefect, a goat, and a substantial quantity of olive oil]], I now turn my attention to our newer brethren, who, despite rules to the contrary, seem to have no intention of reading Bulletin 1147 (nor its Addendum, Alternate Means of Subverting the Hitlerian Destiny, and here I'm looking at you, SneakyPete). Permit me to sum it up and save you the trouble: no Hitler means no Third Reich, no World War II, no rocketry programs, no electronics, no computers, no time travel. Get the picture?''|'''[http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/08/wikihistory International Association of Time Travelers: Members' Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War - Page 263]'''}}
{{quote|''"Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot one, and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? [[Knight Templar|Why not shoot everyone]] [[Not So Different|and invade Poland?]]"''|'''[[Terry Pratchett]]''', ''[[Discworld
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'''Steve Irwin''': And we've killed a dozen Hitlers already! We're ''winning''!|''[[Irregular Webcomic]]''}}
{{quote|''"Ever wondered what a parallel universe you might be like? Well, stop wondering, because you’re just Hitler. Every parallel universe ever. You. Hitler. We can’t figure it out. Anyway, if you meet him in the next test, don’t kill him. I know, I know. But trust me, it’d be bad."''|'''Unused Cave Johnson line''', ''[[
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