Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"Also, don't kill Hitler, even if it really seems like a good idea. Just trust me on this one."''|'''tailsteak.com''', ''Basic Time Travel Etiquette''}}

 

''Vienna, 1907: after numerous attempts, have infiltrated the Academy of Fine Arts and facilitated Adolf Hitler's admission to that institution. Goodbye, Hitler the dictator; hello, Hitler the modestly successful landscape artist! Brought back a few of his paintings as well, any buyers?'' }}

 

''All right; that's it. Having just returned from 1907 Vienna where I secured the expulsion of Hitler from the Academy by means of an elaborate prank involving [[Noodle Implements|the Prefect, a goat, and a substantial quantity of olive oil]], I now turn my attention to our newer brethren, who, despite rules to the contrary, seem to have no intention of reading Bulletin 1147 (nor its Addendum, Alternate Means of Subverting the Hitlerian Destiny, and here I'm looking at you, SneakyPete). Permit me to sum it up and save you the trouble: no Hitler means no Third Reich, no World War II, no rocketry programs, no electronics, no computers, no time travel. Get the picture?''|'''[http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/08/wikihistory International Association of Time Travelers: Members' Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War - Page 263]'''}}

 

{{quote|''"Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot one, and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? [[Knight Templar|Why not shoot everyone]] [[Not So Different|and invade Poland?]]"''|'''[[Terry Pratchett]]''', ''[[Discworld/Lords and Ladies|Lords and Ladies]]''}}

 

C: Future people are ''really'' bad at killing Hitler|''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]''}}

 

'''Steve Irwin''': And we've killed a dozen Hitlers already! We're ''winning''!|''[[Irregular Webcomic]]''}}