Hogwarts Exposed: Difference between revisions

Written by a fellow by the name of Neil, the'''''Hogwarts seriesExposed''''' starts off innocently enough, though with a clear Hermione/Harry coupling and the fact that Neil chose to use another fanfic as his canon, making it basically [[Recursive Fanfiction]]. Then two [[Mary Sue|Sues]] by the names of Jamie and Caitlin show up and [[It Got Worse|things go downhill]]. You see, Jamie is from a family of naturists and begins to preach to Hermione and Harry (who are her professors at Hogwarts) about how oppressive and hateful she thinks clothes are. Caitlin is raped by [[Ron the Death Eater|Madame Hooch]], adopted by Hermione, and befriended by Jamie. She quickly picks up nudist ways from Jamie and convinces Hermione and Harry to adapt to that lifestyle as well. We are then treated to an endless description of [[Squick|naked, underaged girls]], [[Rape Is the New Dead Parents|rape, attempted rape]], [[Author Filibuster|speeches on how terrible clothes are]], unhealthy fixations on genitalia, and sex. Lots and lots of sex. [[Beyond the Impossible|And that's just the first story]]. Hermione and Harry are eventually married and also adopt Jamie and her "extremist nudist" sister Emily and befriend a shy Slytherin girl named Kim, all of whom also end up taking up naturism.