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{{quote|''Warnings: Yes, this fic has warnings. Excessive nudity, language, torture, pedophilia, voyeurism, watersports, scat, sex, rape, and rage-inducing topics. This fic should not be read by children or other living things. EVER.''
|'''Warning for the sporking [[It Gets Worse|of the first of the series]].'''}}
Long before [[The Girl Who Lived
Written by a fellow by the name of Neil,
In between the nudism, there is a plot being run by the new Minister of Magic [[Meaningful Name|Emma Wrong]], Madame Hooch, Crabbe, Goyle, and a man named Damien, to bring Salazar Slytherin back to life.
This series comprises four fics; the last of these [[Dead Fic|not having been actualized in years]] and praying that remains that way.
A sporking of ''Hogwarts Exposed'' can be found [http://community.livejournal.com/das_sporking/62624.html here]. A sporking of ''Hogwarts Too Exposed: A Slytherin Among Us'' can be found [http://community.livejournal.com/das_sporking/90394.html here]. A sporking of ''Hogwarts Overexposed'' can be found [http://community.livejournal.com/das_sporking/128451.html here].▼
▲A sporking of ''Hogwarts Exposed'' can be found [http://community.livejournal.com/das_sporking/62624.html here]. A sporking of ''Hogwarts Too Exposed: A Slytherin Among Us'' can be found [http://community.livejournal.com/das_sporking/90394.html here]. A sporking of ''Hogwarts Overexposed'' can be found [http://community.livejournal.com/das_sporking/128451.html here], and a Sporking of ''Hogwarts Under Exposed:A New Girl in Town'' cam be found [http://das-sporking.livejournal.com/131712.html here].
Not to be confused with ''[[Hogwarts Exposed Timeline]]''▼
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For those who dare to take it straight, without mockery, it can be found [https://members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1191&view=story&zone=hp here]. In case we haven't made it clear enough, it's ''very'' NSFW -- click at your own risk.
* [[Angst What Angst]]: The [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] get over their rapes or brushes with rape rather quickly, which is very [[Nightmare Fuel|creepy]], especially in the case of Caitlin (imagine Pollyanna from ''[[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]], only played straight). The only one who shows any sign of post-traumatic stress is lectured and guilted by her best friend into going back to nudism and having sex.▼
▲Not to be confused with ''[[Hogwarts Exposed Timeline]]''.
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▲* [[Angst? What Angst?]]: The [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] get over their rapes or brushes with rape rather quickly, which is very [[Nightmare Fuel|creepy]], especially in the case of Caitlin (imagine Pollyanna from ''[[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'', only played straight). The only one who shows any sign of post-traumatic stress is lectured and guilted by her best friend into going back to nudism and having sex.
* [[Arranged Marriage]]: [[Meaningful Name|Balla Buster]] had one of those.
* [[Attention Whore]]: Good God, ''Lyra''!
* [[Author Appeal]]: Pretty much the entire thing. Worst offenders are the characters peeing themselves, the girls having shaved crotches, and the [[Girl
* [[Be a Whore
* [[Beyond the Impossible]]: So you made it through the first fic...and now there's three more to go. Each one worse than the last. Really.
* [[Big Bad]]: Salazar Slytherin
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* [[Character Derailment]]: Harry and Hermione are [[Sickeningly Sweethearts|soppily in love]], Ginny is a sex-obsessed whore, Snape is the sensitive headmaster of Hogwarts who is madly in love with Ginny, Luna is running a magazine called "Playwizard", Ron is a werewolf who cheated on Hermione and served time in Azkaban and Malfoy had an affair with an American witch while under the name "Cedric Diggory", only to later marry Ginny. And that's just for starters.
* [[Chickification]]: Luna, who goes from her awesome canon self to running ''Playwizard'' and pining for a baby of her own, certain that no man will ever want to sleep with her. Moaning Myrtle, of all characters, also gets this, lamenting how she died before ever having sex and begging to be allowed to watch Jamie and Alex have sex as a result.
* [[The Complainer Is Always Wrong]]: Despite going on about how they understand that nudism isn't for everyone, the girls constantly look down their noses at people who are offended by their walking around naked. Ron gets it pretty bad as well. A prime example would be ''Hogwarts Underexposed'', when he is the only character to be uncomfortable with Hogwarts' new optional clothing policy. When he tells Sam that he wants Timmy and herself to be clothed, he's instantly treated by Sam, Harry, and Hermione, as a terrible prude who was channeling the "controlling" Mrs. Weasley.▼
* [[Completely Missing the Point]]: When Caitlin and Emily have oral sex, Harry wonders if he and Hermione ought to be worried about it. Hermione launches into a [[Author Filibuster|speech]] about how it's just experimenting and it's normal for girls to want to blow each other and they certainly aren't gay. She fails to make any mention of whether or not they should be worried that Caitlin and Emily are ''thirteen and twelve'' respectively and engaging in oral sex.
* [[Contrived Coincidence]]: Usually happens to cause the characters to shed their clothes.
* [[
* [[Did Not Do the Bloody Research]]: Happens quite often, due to the American author trying badly to sound British. One notable example is in ''Hogwarts Overexposed'', when Caitlin mentions that a magical animal tried to "bugger" her. "Bugger" means to sodomize and the animal had grabbed her vagina.
* [[Easy Evangelism]]: For ''nudism'', of all things
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* [[Meaningful Name]]: Perhaps the only redeeming feature of the series. It's pretty easy to guess what sort of people Emma Wrong, Ebenezer Bullchip, and Phineas Buster and his wife Balla are.
* [[Nausea Fuel]]: So very, very much. Keep in mind that for almost all of the rape, sex, and nudism, ''the girls are about twelve''.
* [[New Powers
* [[Toy Ship]]: Evan and Caitlin.
* [[Obviously Evil]]: The abortionist keeps evil-looking masks, spiked instruments, and ''human bones'' in his clinic and makes comments about how he gives discounts for girls who are "easy on the eyes". For some reason [[Too Dumb to Live|Tony doesn't see fit to mention this]] [[Idiot Ball|when he arranges for Amanda to get an abortion there]].
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* [[Sickeningly Sweethearts]]: Harry and Hermione, Jamie and Alex
* [[Rape Is the New Dead Parents]]: Happens to Caitlin upon her introduction to the story. Also nearly happens to Jamie, in her backstory, Kim, and Hermione.
* [[Recursive Fanfiction]]
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: Constantly, which is odd because Neil constantly credits at least three betas at the end of every chapter.
* [[Screaming Birth]]: Played straight with Amanda, averted with Hermione (though she does anticipate it).
* [[Shallow Love Interest]]: Pretty much everyone in a relationship act like they're in a porno and have the personality of cardboard. Probably the worst are [[Relationship Sue|Sam]] and Hermione.
* [[Sex Equals Love]]: With a ceremony and everything.
▲* [[Shilling the Wesley]]: Emily is Neil's favorite character, which means we're supposed to agree with her when she dresses like a stripper to attract the attention of a twenty-year-old man (while she herself is ''twelve'') and then insists that their love is Pure and Innocent.
▲* [[The Complainer Is Always Wrong]]: Despite going on about how they understand that nudism isn't for everyone, the girls constantly look down their noses at people who are offended by their walking around naked. Ron gets it pretty bad as well. A prime example would be ''Hogwarts Underexposed'', when he is the only character to be uncomfortable with Hogwarts' new optional clothing policy. When he tells Sam that he wants Timmy and herself to be clothed, he's instantly treated by Sam, Harry, and Hermione, as a terrible prude who was channeling the "controlling" Mrs. Weasley.
* [[The Unfair Sex]]: Sam is constantly making Ron uncomfortable by walking around naked and arguing that he should be naked, yet he is treated as being unreasonable for not wanting to join in on the nudism. Likewise, the girls constantly gossip happily about male genitalia and sex, but when Caitlin's boyfriend asks for her to consider wearing a longer skirt because he's not comfortable with strangers having a view of her privates, she considers him horribly controlling and dumps him.
* [[Unfortunate Implications]]: Harry's naked tickling sessions with his underage, adopted daughters.
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