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> BEGIN READING [[Trope Overdosed|EXCESSIVELY VERBOSE]] DOCUMENT
 
[[caption-width-right:252File:35057331.gif|thumb|px|[[Text Parser|>]] [[Homestuck (Webcomic)/Awesome Music|<nowiki>[S]</nowiki> ]] [[Arc Words|Ascend]].]]
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{{quote|''I don't merely '''draw''' Homestuck... [[hottip:==>:<br />
''I '''CONJURE''' THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS. I PULL HEAVY DRAGS FROM THE BRUMES OF INSPIRATION WITH ENCHANTED BELLOWS MARAUDED FROM A GUILD OF CHURLISH MYTHICAL DWARVES. VAST BULBOUS RIDDLESPIDERS PUSH THE SILKEN STRANDS OF PURE WHIMSY THROUGH HIDEOUS ABDOMINAL SPINNERETS AND IT IS THAT WITH WHICH I WEAVE THIS AUDACIOUS COCOON OF EXQUISITE LIES. AND WHEN IT HATCHES A GREAT MOTH OF TITILLATION WILL AWAKEN AND ROAR AND BEAT ITS WINGS, AND THE POWDER SETTLING DOWN WILL ARREST THE HUMORS OF AN ENORMOUS TERRIBLE OLD BEGGAR, RELAXING THE VULTUROUS LEATHERY VICEGRIP HE'S FIXED AROUND YOUR CAPTIVE MIND.]]''|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''', [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003577 this page]}}
 
A peculiar sort of [[Interactive Comic]]/Flash game hybrid. ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6 Homestuck]'' is the fourth and latest series of ''[[MS Paint Adventures]]'', a series of web comics done in the style of an old [[Interactive Fiction|text-based]] [[Adventure Game]], written by [[Andrew Hussie]] ([[Sure Why Not|and the fans]]). Homestuck started like the others, with every update prompted by a user suggestion, but it soon shed its [[Audience Participation|suggestion box]] when the plot outgrew it, and has since become a multimedia ''[[Genre Busting|thing]]'' which has grown to be [[Webcomics Long Runners|longer than any other webcomic on the internet]] - at a rate which (according to Hussie's calculations) could let him take a break for at least ''thirteen years'' and still run the most tightly updated webcomic in the world, if he wanted.
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[[Hello Insert Name Here|What will the name of this young man be?]]
 
...It will be [[Fail O'Suckyname|Zoosmell Pooplord]]... er, sorry. It will be [[The Fool|John]] [[The Pollyanna|Egbert]]. Our chief protagonist is one of [[Arc Number|four thirteen]][[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits|-year-old friendsfriend s--]] the other three being [[Deadpan Snarker|Rose]] [[The Stoic|Lalonde]], [[The Lancer|Dave]] [[Pretty Fly for A White Guy|Strider]], and [[Strange Girl|Jade]] [[Genki Girl|Harley]] -- who are fated to play Sburb, a widely-hyped multiplayer video game with real-life effects. Sburb allows players to manipulate and modify each other's environments in real time, in a way reminiscent of ''[[The Sims]]''. But as it turns out, [[The Game Plays You|the consequences of playing Sburb]] [[Oh Crap|are significantly further-reaching than they initially appear to be]], and what begins as a series of amusing domestic struggles and game-mechanics goofs quickly spirals into [[Serial Escalation|a succession of events the likes of]] [[Moment of Awesome|which need to be seen to be believed]].
 
''Homestuck'' began on [[Arc Number|April 13]]th, 2009, only one month after the end of the highly successful ''[[Problem Sleuth]]''. It rapidly rose in popularity for many reasons, but primarily for its [[Jigsaw Puzzle Plot|intricate]] [[Kudzu Plot|multi-timeline]] [[The End of the World As We Know It|apocalypse-centric]] plot, [[One Man Army|an insanely fast update schedule]] [[hottip:*:it updates with 5.5 pages a day on average; that means a veritable torrent of updates, unless Andrew's [[Animation Bump|making a Flash animation]], a [[Art Evolution|visual upgrade]] from the style of ''Problem Sleuth'', the [[Animation Bump|Flash animations and games]] accompanied by [[Homestuck (Music)|a massive soundtrack]], and its [[Trope Overdosed|incredibly high trope density]].
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53 songs<br />
4 albums<ref>Five if you count "Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead".</ref><br />
1 sacred urns toppled<br />
1 mystic ruins desecrated<br />
1 hallowed tombs defiled<br />
15 Sweet Bro and Hella Jeffs|Andrew, stats for Homestuck first year}}
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15 Sweet Bro and Hella Jeffs|Andrew, stats for Homestuck first year}}
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{{quote| '''4/13/2009 - 4/16/2011'''<br />
733 days<br />
3718 pages<br />
300,000 words [[hottip:*:<br />
As a point of reference, ''[[War and Peace]]'' only has around [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_novels 460,000 to 590,000 words, depending on the translated version in question.]<br />
5 pages per day<br />