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Line 5: * "I was close. I thought his name was Greg. [[Rumpelstiltskin\|Greg Stiltsken]]." * The cops' reaction to Red claiming that the Wolf is creepy. {{quote\| '''Detective Flippers:''' Well, we can't arrest people just for being creepy.~~<br />~~ '''Bill:''' ''(on the radio)'' Fred, you know that guy we got in the tank?~~<br />~~ '''Fred:''' Uh... the creepy one?~~<br />~~ '''Bill:''' Yeah, better let him go. }} * And the Wolf when he says Red flying hummingbirds is creepy. * "Watch out for ''Keith''." * The Wolf's commentary on "Top of the Woods". {{quote\| '''Wolf:''' The tune was catchy, but the choreography was terrible.}} * "[[Dynamite Candle\|Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay. Must be Italian.]]" * And then there's their occasional [[Non Sequitur]] cuts. {{quote\| '''Wolf:''' "So, how's the new delivery system working out?"~~<br />~~ '''Red:''' "Well..." ~~<br />~~ '''Cut to Japeth the Goat minecarting deliveries:''' "Oh, I got horns to hold them muffins, and I got horns to hold them pies." }} * Also {{quote\| '''Red:''' "For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job."~~<br />~~ '''Wolf:''' "What can I say? I was raised by wolves." (cut to Wolf family portrait) }} Pretty much anything involving [[Deadpan Snarker\|the Wolf]], actually. {{quote\| '''Chief:''' "What do you do for a living, Wolf!"~~<br />~~ '''Wolf:''' "I'm a shepherd." }} Or Twitchy, for that matter. {{quote\| '''Twitchy:''' "Heyboss, aladderlookie!"~~<br />~~ '''Wolf:''' "God as my witness you will learn to speak. Hey look, A way out."~~<br />~~ '''Twitchy:''' "...butthat'swhatI... sigh..." }} ** Also this one: {{quote\| '''Twitchy:''' (extremely fast) "Thecriminalyouarelookingforcannotbefoundatthebottomofthemountain;heresidesatthetopinacavefortresswheremycompanionsaretryingtodetainhim."~~<br />~~ '''Chief:''' "He seems to be speaking... ''words'' of some kind." }} * The goat flying in out of nowhere with horn-propellers on his head.[[Crazy Prepared\|"I WAS PREPARED!"]] * The numerous [[Shout-Out\|Shout Outs]] in the sequel made this trooper's day. Especially Boingo as [[Silence of the Lambs\|Hannibal Lector]] * The classic "Grandmother, what big [insert facial quality here] you have!" exchange, as reworked by the movie: {{quote\| '''Red:''' "Whoa, what big hands you have."~~<br />~~ '''Wolf:''' "Oh! All the better to scratch my back with."~~<br />~~ '''Red:''' "And what big ''ears'' you have..."~~<br />~~ '''Wolf:''' ''[Increasing irritation]'' "All the better to hear your... ''many'' criticisms. [[Blatant Lies\|Old people just have big ears, dear]]."<br /> '''Red:''' "And Granny... what big ''eyes'' you have --"<br /> '''Wolf:''' ''[Exploding]'' "Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting?!" }} * Nicky's tone as he sums up Kirk's story. {{quote\| '''Nicky:''' So, you didn't ''jump'' through the window, you were ''pushed.'' By a ''tree.'' Because you were ''pretending'' to be a woodsman. To sell ''foot cream.''~~<br />~~ '''Kirk:''' I got callback!~~<br />~~ '''Nicky:''' And good for you. Suffice to say, our thespian friend here knows the least about anything.~~<br />~~ '''Kirk:''' Exactly! What does that mean? }} * Nicky about to interview Red: {{quote\| '''Nicky:''' What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out. How about a cage?~~<br />~~ '''Bill:''' BRING IN THE CAGE!~~<br />~~ '''Nicky:''' [[Sarcasm Mode\|I was being sarcastic.]]<br /> '''Bill:''' ''(disappointed)'' Sarcasm, strike the cage... }} * In the sequel when Verushka is giving her big speech {{quote\| '''Granny:''' Why are you telling me all this? I was there~~<br />~~ '''Granny:''' Did you really practice that speech? }} Line 58: [[Category:Hoodwinked]] [[Category:Funny]] ~~[[Category:Funny (animation)]]~~