Hoodwinked/Funny
- After giving Twitchy coffee: "What have I done?"
- "Use the hood!"
- Andy Dick. Just Andy Dick, including his Villain Song and his Famous Last Words: "Not a cute little bunny! NOT A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!"
- "I was close. I thought his name was Greg. Greg Stiltsken."
- The cops' reaction to Red claiming that the Wolf is creepy.
Detective Flippers: Well, we can't arrest people just for being creepy. |
- And the Wolf when he says Red flying hummingbirds is creepy.
- "Watch out for Keith."
- The Wolf's commentary on "Top of the Woods".
Wolf: The tune was catchy, but the choreography was terrible. |
- "Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay. Must be Italian."
- And then there's their occasional Non Sequitur cuts.
Wolf: "So, how's the new delivery system working out?" |
- Also
Red: "For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job." |
- Pretty much anything involving the Wolf, actually.
Chief: "What do you do for a living, Wolf!" |
- Or Twitchy, for that matter.
Twitchy: "Heyboss, aladderlookie!" |
- Also this one:
Twitchy: (extremely fast) "Thecriminalyouarelookingforcannotbefoundatthebottomofthemountain;heresidesatthetopinacavefortresswheremycompanionsaretryingtodetainhim." |
- The goat flying in out of nowhere with horn-propellers on his head."I WAS PREPARED!"
- The numerous Shout Outs in the sequel made this trooper's day. Especially Boingo as Hannibal Lector
- The classic "Grandmother, what big [insert facial quality here] you have!" exchange, as reworked by the movie:
Red: "Whoa, what big hands you have." |
- Nicky's tone as he sums up Kirk's story.
Nicky: So, you didn't jump through the window, you were pushed. By a tree. Because you were pretending to be a woodsman. To sell foot cream. |
- Nicky about to interview Red:
Nicky: What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out. How about a cage? |
- In the sequel when Verushka is giving her big speech
Granny: Why are you telling me all this? I was there |