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{{quote|''Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel''<br />
''Stuff they don't teach you at school''<br />
''The past is no longer a mystery''<br />
''Hope you enjoyed'' Horrible Histories!|'''Theme'''}}
 
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** The Victorian-era Historical Paramedics tend to get distracted from their patient whenever their "fabulous!" top hats are mentioned.
* [[Bad News, Irrelevant News]]: In response to a Greek athlete's disappointment that his prize for winning the Isthmian Games is a crown of celery.
{{quote| '''Reporter:''' Well, the bad news is your prize is just a celery hat.<br />
'''Athlete:''' Then what's the good news?<br />
'''Reporter:''' The good news is that I just bought this delicious Greek dip. ''[Dips celery stick in said dip]'' [[A Worldwide Punomenon|Now that is rich.]] ''[Athlete [[Death Glare|Death Glares]]]''. }}
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: Played with in a sketch in which a softspoken monk manages to bring the Viking assault on his monastery to a dead halt simply by asking what on ''earth'' they're doing there, which completely baffles them -- for about a minute. "Oh yeah, 'cos violence is fun!". Cue the monk's running for his life.
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* [[Didn't Think This Through]]: The sheepish conclusion of a Scots raiding party, after their attempt to take advantage of the plague-weakened English leads to... wait for it... the introduction of plague into Scotland.
** Also, the main reason why the French lost the battle of Agincourt.
{{quote| '''1st French soldier:''' Okay... heavy armour, too many knights, too little room, lots of arrows and lots of mud. <br />
'''2nd French soldier:''' We probably should have thought this through a little better... }}
* [[Disguised in Drag]]: Used in a 'Putrid Pirates' sketch about tricks they used to entice ships close enough to attack (since a shipful of women wouldn't be perceived as a threat).
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** There's also the wink and lip-bite George II gives the camera (and repeats in the the Prom special) while singing the line "I was the bad one..." Not to mention George I singing about how ladies "would do anything for me, or I'd have their husbands killed..." with a big eyebrow raise on "anything".
** Also from the Prom special, the inset sketch involving a royal lineup to use the public loo features this little experiment in just how much you can get away with by claiming historical accuracy:
{{quote| '''Charles II:''' Henry VIII's in there with his personal bottom-wiper. Calls him the Groom of the Stool. Very popular job in his day, apparently... ''[aside, to George III]'' Not my kind of party, but to each his own...}}
** Apparently, the Cash My Sin number (a riff on the medieval Church requirement that you pay to keep out of purgatory) is [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|0800-I've Been Naughty.]] Dang.
** Also the [[Snakes on a Plane|Snakes on a Ship/Elephants on a Plain]] sketches, in which the word "Carthaginian" is substituted for... [[Cluster F-Bomb|another word.]]
** The visual for this moment in the 'Burke & Hare' song is kept tastefully vague, but:
{{quote| '''Dr. Knox:''' Well it's always a palaver<br />
Getting hold of a cadaver<br />
So I said yes, I'd have her --<br />
''[peeks under sheet]'' Ooh! It's a he! }}
** The 'Victorian Eastenders' sketch involves a father berating his 'sixteenth daughter'. Her name? Chastity.
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** "Do you know, if I'm honest, I'd rather just do the funnies. Couldn't we get a badger or something in for the sad bits?"
* [[Moral Guardians]]: A feature of the 'Slimy Stuarts' sketches especially, thanks to the Cavalier/Roundhead conflict. The show is characteristically unsubtle about which side it's on, as per a sketch in which Oliver Cromwell has his relatives arrested for simply showing up at his door to wish him Happy Christmas.
{{quote| '''Charles II:''' ''(rapping)'' Old Ollie wasn't jolly, he was glum and he was proud<br />
Would be miserable as sin, only ''sinning's not allowed!'' }}
* [[Mr. Fanservice]]: Go on, just try to find one clip on [[YouTube]] with [[Pretty Boy|Mathew Baynton]] in it that doesn't have comments gushing over how 'fit' (British for 'gorgeous') Mat is. Larry Rickard, one of the writers/performers, has also referred to costar Ben Willbond as 'mum candy' in [http://fuckyeahhorriblehistories.tumblr.com/post/2992581549/montague-foselpeck-witchfindersdirect-omg one of his tweets] -- and of course, Rickard himself and Jim Howick get their share of this as well. It's all become something of a behind-the-scenes [[Running Gag]].
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* [[No Indoor Voice]]: Most obviously with the "I'M A SHOUTY MAN!" mock-adverts. Other notable sketches include one with Caligula: "THINK YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME?!".
** Jim as the host on the Historical Masterchef segments. After Mat, as an Aztec chef, tells him what a Howler Monkey is, this ensues:
{{quote| '''Host''': That must be the LOUDEST CREATURE ON EARTH!<br />
'''Aztec''': [[Deadpan Snarker|It's one of them]]. }}
* [[No Kill Like Overkill]]: Again, the SHOUTY MAN. Also, the conclusion to a song about Victorian inventions... did you know they invented dynamite during that era?
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* [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping]]: Played with to heighten the absurdity of historical cliches -- most notably during the 'Savage Stone Age' segments, in which the performers routinely switch from subliterate grunts to perfect English without missing a beat.
** Also used to great effect during a 'Putrid Pirates' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwn5K89dE5c sketch] featuring the notorious Captain Black Bart listing off his rules to the new recruits. He starts off in bog-standard 'Arrr, me mateys!' mode... right up until "Rule One: Fighting!":
{{quote| '''Black Bart''' (abruptly switching to modern 'posh' accent):"''No fighting''. It's antisocial, and it's a good way to lose an eye, isn't it Mulligan?"}}
** During the Dick Turpin song, sung otherwise with an assumed accent, the words "that's lame" are in the actor's normal voice.
* [[Parental Bonus]]: Basically the entire thing, although see of course [[Parent Service]].
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* [[Warrior Poet]]: [[Discussed Trope|Invoked by,]] [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|of all people,]] [[Dr. Seuss|Erik the Viking.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrBnIoONit0 Who speaks only in rhyme].
* [[Who Writes This Crap?]]: Combined with [[Medium Awareness]]:
{{quote| '''Tudor Executioner''' ''(walking down a row of gibbets)'': Now, [[Incredibly Lame Pun|this is your seven o'clock noose... this is the nine o'clock noose... this is the noose at ten...]]<br />
''(stops at a body sprawled out on a nearbly chopping block)''<br />
...and this is the man who wrote that joke. }}
* [[Who's on First?]]: Deployed shamelessly in a sketch about rebel leader Wat Tyler. "So, what's our leader's name?" "Yes."
** Also in the Victorian names sketch.
{{quote| '''Mrs. Farting Clack''': Toilet and Baboon? Your parents must be evil.<br />
'''Toilet''': No, that's Evil over there. }}
* [[The Wonka]]: [[Motor Mouth]] Bob Hale seems like your typical [[Cloudcuckoolander]] if it wasn't for the fact that everything he says is true.
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** Similarly, the "Historical Paramedics" sketches, although their patients rarely die -- presumably because the HPs are forced to flee the scene too quickly to avoid the present-day EMS.
* [[Yet Another Stupid Death]]: As it's sung by [[The Grim Reaper|Death]]:
{{quote| "Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny 'cos they're true. Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!"}}
 
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