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(→‎Live-Action TV: Fun fact: Victorious is actually Hotter and Sexier compared to Dan Schnieder's other shows.)
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|''[[Forbidden Broadway]]'' parody of ''[[Rent]]''}}
 
Good news! You've acquired the rights to remake that classic cartoon you loved as a child as a movie / novelisation / TV series / comicbookcomic book / whatever. But hold on; you watch the series again and you realize something. ''Shockingly'', there's [[No Hugging, No Kissing]] - not even [[UST|Sexual Tension]] or a [[Fan Service|gratuitous bikini shot]]. Well that will never do - surely people only ever watch TV for the sex, right? And what'll [[Parent Service|keep the parents entertained]]? There's only one for it: you'll have to make it '''Hotter and Sexier'''.
 
Firstly, all the female characters get [[Stripperiffic]] outfits while the men get [[Shirtless Scene]] after [[Shirtless Scene]]. Then add some "[[Witty Banter]]" between the lead characters about [[Gag Penis|penis size]], some [[Double Entendre|bow-chicka-bow-wow]], a [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|"manly" hero]] and a [[Chaste Hero|Chaste Sidekick]] who's [[Virginity Makes You Stupid|a stupid and innocent virgin]], a [[Ms. Fanservice]] with [[Gag Boobs]] and [[Innocent Fanservice Girl|no nudity taboo]], and, of course, buckets of [[Fan Service]]. Heck, why not go all the way and [[Marry Them All|chuck everyone in bed together]] and say it's just you making the series more mature.