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# Of course [[Sweet On Polly Oliver|dressing like a man]] works well too.
# If all else fails, [[Rape Is Love|force yourself]] onto him. It'll give you something to [[Rape Is Ok When It Is Female On Male|laugh about]] afterwards! {{color|red|'''Warning:''' If you're in real life, doing this will at least screw up your karma and at most get you a life sentence or on-site death.}}
# ...this may sound outrageous but.....if he happens to be [[Soul Brotha|black]], [[Where Da White Women At?|be white. Just...be white]] Seriously, this works way more often than it sounds.
** If he's anything else, [[Ambiguously Brown]] will usually work. Bonus points if you're [[Pocahontas|a "savage"]].
# Your [[Designated Love Interest|main competition]] isn't allowed to admit her feelings until just before the end credits. Therefore, admit yours much sooner and attempt to gather enough audience sympathy make the confession stick.
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** Alternatively, [[Guile Hero|prove that you can outdo her with your smarts rather than your strength]].
# Offer to help clean off that [[Romance Inducing Smudge|bit of food stuck to her cheek]].
# Special Note: If [[Where Da White Women At?|you happen to be black, and she just so happens to be white, there are a TON of options available]]. These include:
** [[Soul Brotha|Grow an afro and just be really, really cool]].
** [[Bald Black Leader Guy|Or, shave your head and just be really, really cool]].
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