How to Survive a War Movie: Difference between revisions

* Whatever happens I will not be in the Japanese navy. Even if the writer is Japanese but especially if the writer is American. Japanese writers will likely make me die with honor. American writers will just kill me.

**If the Japanese navy is going [[Uchuu Senkan Yamato|into space]] I might make an exception. Probably not a good idea though.

* I will not be in the German navy. Everyone thinks [[All Germans Are Nazis]] so they will be perfectly glad to see me killed.

* If I am in anything by [[JRR Tolkien]] I will be a Hobbit. I definitely will not be an orc.