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* [[General Failure|If I am put in command, I will not prematurely gloat at the stupidity of my adversary, nor will I commit myself to any plan that relies on the aforementioned stupidity.]]
** [[We Need a Distraction|If a single soldier is drawing attention to himself and waving his arms while running away, I will not send all of my troops after him]].
* I will not be a tyrannical officer. I will remember that I am supposed to give orders to people have guns and might [[Make It Look Like an Accident|forget]] which way to point them.
* I will disregard any advice that goes against good common sense or my training, such as [[Black Hawk Down|leaving protective gear, special equipment]] or additional ammunition behind prior to entering battle.
** I will especially adhere to this rule if a member of the elite special forces unit I'm hearing it from [[I Just Shot Marvin in the Face|got chewed out for leaving his weapon at Condition Zero on-base.]]
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